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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions.

I went into this year's Amplificathon knowing that the only prize I could realistically win was the one for shortest podfic. Apparently [personal profile] analise010 had the same idea :) I challenged her to battle, she accepted and... it escalated from there... Next thing I know, I was boasting I had a [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi and woke up with a bunch of tiny, tiny ficlets in my inbox and dragging [deviantart.com profile] theothershiroki into it as well (she provided the adorable banner :D )

My worthy opponent's post can be found over at "The Podfic Haiku Series"

Enjoy the battle :D

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Baltagul, Twilight
Pairings: Bella Swan/Jacob Black
Rating: G
Length: 16s (Romanian)/18s(English)
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)+10(Romanian)= 30


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Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)= 20
subtotal for fic: 30+20=50

Title: Creepy Stalker
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Blood Ties, Being Human (BBC)
Pairings: Hal/Henry
Rating: T
Length: 14s
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Points: 5(Being Human)+5(Blood Ties)+10(Hal/Henry)=20

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
Length: 14s
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Points: 5(Dr Who)+5(Doctor/River)=10

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Romanian historical figures
Characters: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Vlad Ţepeş (Vlad the Impaler)
Rating: T
Length: 12s
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Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)+10(Romanian)=50


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Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)=40
subtotal for fic: 50+40=90

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Points: 1(HP)+5(Drarry)=6

Title: Their Love Was Soft, Fluffy and Perverted
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Ichimaru Gin/Kon
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Points: 5(Bleach)+10(Gin/Kon)=15

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: gen
Rating: G
Length: 10s
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Points: 5(Bleach)+5(gen)=10

Total Points: 50+20+10+90+6+15+10=201
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Title: Force Majeure
Author: [personal profile] astolat
Reader: [personal profile] luzula
Fandom: American Revolution RPF (listed as "revolutionary era figures (united states)" in the audiofic archive)
Pairing: Alexander Hamilton/George Washington
Rating: R
Length: 1 h 8 m 54 s
Author's summary: All the awkwardness of seeking a volunteer for an attempt, which every soldier was convinced was as good as asking a man to cast away his life to no purpose, naturally recommended Colonel Hamilton's offer; in any case, Washington allow'd himself to be persuaded, and the operation was carried out an hour later, in a deserted and fallow field some half a mile from the encampment.

Notes: This was fun to read! It's basically historical slash, only with magic, and you don't need any background knowledge.

Download or stream here.

Points: (5+10)*4 = 60 (I was 66 seconds from the next length bonus...*sigh*)
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Title: All This Mess
Author: AwkwardAnnie
Reader: [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: Mathematics Anthropomorfic (The author listed both this and historical RPF as fandoms, so I'm not sure if that still counts as "unrepresented.")
Category: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Excepts from the life of a mathematician, as seen by the subject of his study.
Length: 00:11:30
Download: the MP3 | Size: 11.56 MB or the M4B | Size: 10.53 MB from Mediafire.

Crossposted to AO3.

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting me!

Points: [10 (Mathemetician RPF) + 5 (anthropomorfic) + 10 (Mathemetician RPF gen) + 10 (anthropomorfic gen)] x 2(time) = 70 points
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The Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology III has been posted here at halfamoon. We had a record-breaking 124 stories this year, read by 66 readers and written by 88 authors, for a total of over 10.5 hours of female character centered audio! You can download the whole collection as a podbook or zip file or browse for individual files.

cover art by [personal profile] bessyboo
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Title: an odd carriage
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lalaietha
Reader: [personal profile] chestnut_filly
Fandom: Historical RPF & Discworld
Pairing: gen
Author's Rating: G
Summary: "WELL, said Death. YOU WROTE A VERY LOVELY POEM."
Length: 2:02
File Size/Type: 1.01 MB/mp3

Mediafire link, no effects/Mediafire link, full effects

Streaming (full effects only):

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Title: As Tennyson Wrote
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] earlwyn
Reader: [personal profile] luzula
Fandom: "Worst Journey in the World", by Apsley Cherry-Garrard (or more generally Polar Explorer RPF)
Pairing: Apsley Cherry-Garrard/Henry Robertson "Birdie" Bowers
Rating: PG
Length: 54 m 01 s
Author's summary: Oh that it were possible / After long grief and pain / To find the arms of my true love / Around me once again. Cherry and Birdie go, and find, home.
Notes: I am sure no one is surprised that I am recording fic about Antarctic explorers in love! Talk about pushing my buttons. Anyway, this is a sweet and tender story that I think anyone can enjoy, regardless of how much you know or don't know about Scott's expedition. Thanks to the author for letting me record it!

Link at Box.

Trying out a new host, so do tell me if it works for you! If you click the link, you should be able to either download the file or listen to it streaming.
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Title: The Lunatic, the Lover, and the Poet
Author: [personal profile] kindkit
Reader: [personal profile] elaineofshalott
Fandom: historical RPF
Pairing: Christopher Marlowe/William Shakespeare
Rating: Teen

Author's Note: Set in the late 1580s, when Marlowe was relatively famous and Shakespeare was an unknown.

Reader's Note: Thanks to [personal profile] kindkit for blanket permission and for writing such a very lovely fic.

Length: 03:43, File size: 3.40MB
Download (as mp3): here at sendspace.
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Title: The Last Duchess
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] brutti_ma_buoni 
Reader: [personal profile] croissantkatie 
Fandom: Historical RPF
Pairing: John of Gaunt/Katherine Swynford, John of Gaunt/Blanche of Lancaster, John of Gaunt/Constacia of Castile
Rating: General Audiences
Runtime: 12:19
Summary: Katherine is left behind. She has time for reflection.
Link: mp3 (11.28MB) or at the audiofic archive here

Points: 5 + 2 + 5 + (10 + 10 + 10) = 42

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Takes a deep breath

Title: Forty from the Mirror
Author/Reader: fresne
Fandom: Err... see below
Characters: More err...
Pairings: m/m, m/f, f/f, !/~
Length: 24:20, 11.4Mb
Summary: Somewhere, there is a City where all myths and legends mix and stand on street corners to wait for the bus. Where skyscrapers hold secrets and the sirens desperately attempt to tell the truth via local cable. Any story can meet another, even ones that are real.

Text link

download podfic

errr...: For my fortieth birthday, I wanted to write 40 shorts. I wrote interleaving mythologies/fandoms/whatever in a mad rush in the morning with the odd edit in between. This melange of myth legend and huh is the result.

So, this either comes out to be:
reader(5)+length(3)+fandoms(175) unless all myths are one fandom (70)+pairings(245)+length (3) = 431 or 326, I guess.

why yes, that's a lot of random and the kitchen sinking. )
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Story: A Divine Taste For Travel and Witticisms by [archiveofourown.org profile] Idhren

Reader: [personal profile] susan_voight

Fandoms: Badass Women in History RPF; A Proud Taste for Scarlet and Miniver by E.L. Konigsburg

Author's summary: Eleanor of Aquitaine is tired of waiting for her husband Henry to come Up and join her in Heaven. She'd much rather pass the time going on a Grand Tour of the divine realms with a few good friends...

Content notes: gen; no standard notes apply. Author's rating: general audiences.

Download or Stream: at the Archive of Our Own (to reduce time spent fighting linkrot). If AO3 is down, check out my reader page at the audiofic archive or my Google Drive.

Reader's note: an appetizer for the Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology II; this was recorded for that anthology but not included because of mutual miscommunication.

Feedback and constructive criticism: better than Grand Tours, divine or earthly.

Also posted to [livejournal.com profile] amplificathon and AO3.
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The Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology II is now available for download at [livejournal.com profile] halfamoon! This collection includes 104 short woman-centered stories by 86 different authors and read by 47 different readers, several of whom are trying out podfic for the first time. The stories come from 64 different fandoms and add up to just over seven and a half hours. You can download the whole collection as a podbook or zip file or browse for individual files, sorted by fandom.

Thank you so much to everyone who participated!! We are really proud and excited about how many voices went into this project.

Cover art by [livejournal.com profile] bessyboo

Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology II
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Title: Totentanz
Author: Aja
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: RPF -Classical Compsers
Character: Frédéric Chopin/Franz Liszt
Rating: Teen
Warnings: No Archive warnings apply
Summary: You decide before the waltz is over that you hate Frederick Chopin.
Text: here
Length 0:19:52
Mediafire Link: here
18.2 MB

5+1+3+5+5= 19
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Text: Bangai (Apocrypha)
Author: [personal profile] starlady
Reader: [personal profile] via_ostiense (DW) / jaebi_lit (LJ)
Fandom: Heian jidai (Heian period), The Pillow Book - Sei Shônagon
Charaters: Empress Teishi, Sei Shonagon
Rating: General
Warning: None
Length, file size: 12:08, 11.1 MB
Download: Permanent Link
Summary: Things that enliven a winter's day--The guileless chatter of a small child. The sound of some low-born person passing by out in the cold, while you are inside in the warmth. Reading out loud. A witty acquaintance coming to visit, and not staying so long as to wear out their welcome.

a: 5 (for posting!)
b: 1 (more than 5 podfics)
c: 3 (10-30 min)
d: 5+5 (unrepresented fandom, no gen in the fandom)
e: 0

total: 19
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Title: Brush Talk
Author: [personal profile] starlady
Reader: [personal profile] via_ostiense (DW) / jaebi_lit (LJ)
Fandom: Heian jidai | Heian Period
Rating: Teen
Characters/Pairing: Murasaki Shikibu/Sei Shonagon
Length: 17:35 (16.1 MB)
Download link: Permanent link

ETA: needs a fandom tag, please: fandom:heian jidai Thank you!


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