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Fic: Clint Barton's Home for Wayward Mind Wiped Assassins Series by [archiveofourown.org profile] roguewrld
Readers: dapatty, paraka
Fandom: Avengers (Captain America and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. too)
Pairing: Gen
Length: 0:39:12 (0:44:47 for the complete series)
Links: MP3 (54.2 MBs) ||| M4B (complete series) (61.7 MBs)

Summary: "Where ever you were, whatever you did and whoever you did it for, it's over. You need to pretend to be a person now, okay?"

Streaming )

Unedited
Length: 0:59:17
Download: MP3 (81.8 MBs)


Streaming )

Notes: This was recorded when paraka visited dapatty and we spent the weekend hanging out and having fandom feels. We kept interrupting our recording of this to have feels at each other, or to ramble, so we decided to release the unedited version too in case anyone else wanted to listen in on that.






Fic: Reputation by [archiveofourown.org profile] copperbadge
Readers: miss_marina95, paraka
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 0:13:01 (0:14:39 with bloopers)
Links: MP3 (13.2 MBs) (+Bloopers) ||| M4B (10.5 MBs Bloopers included)

Summary: Steve thinks Iron Man is trading sexual favors to Tony Stark for perks for the Avengers, and he's determined to protect his teammate.

Streaming )

Notes: This podfic was recorded during Avengers Age of Ultron opening weekend in N. America. I (paraka) few down to California for the weekend (from Canada) so that the two of us could see the move together. There was much clutching at each other while we exploded from feels, we recorded this between viewings. :P
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Cover art by [personal profile] reena_jenkins



Fic: The CLASSIFIED British Bake Off by [archiveofourown.org profile] longwhitecoats
Readers, listed alphabetically: [personal profile] analise010, [personal profile] croissantkatie, [personal profile] dapatty, [personal profile] fire_juggler, [profile] happyhanabi, [personal profile] jelazakazone, [personal profile] knight_tracer, [personal profile] malnpudl, [personal profile] originally, [personal profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] rscreighton, [personal profile] themusecalliope, [personal profile] teas_me, [livejournal.com profile] uniquepov, [personal profile] xdiorix
Fandom: Great British Bake Off RPF, Leverage, Harry Potter, Sleepy Hollow (TV), Hannibal (TV), Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Sherlock (TV)
Pairing: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: The following is the only episode ever filmed of season six of The Great British Bake Off.
Length: 00:55:43
Download (right-click and save): the MP3 | Size: 53 MB or the M4B | Size: 30 MB.

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting me!

Crossposted to AO3


Shout out to [personal profile] reena_jenkins for being excellent and calculating the points for this:

Fandom Points Total: 48
Great British Bake Off RPF - 10
Leverage - 5
Harry Potter - 1
Sleepy Hollow - 10
Hannibal - 10
Star Trek: Next Gen - 10
Avengers - 1
Sherlock - 1

Pairings Points Total: 70
Great British Bake Off RPF - gen - 10
Leverage - gen - 5
Harry Potter - gen - 5
Sleepy Hollow - gen - 10
Hannibal - gen - 10
Star Trek: Next Gen - gen -10
Avengers - gen - 5
Sherlock - gen - 5

(no language bonus)

Total Points: (48+70+0) x 4 = 472

2 Podfics

Mar. 15th, 2015 08:52 pm
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Title: The Pretty White Ships I am Dreaming of by [archiveofourown.org profile] bessemerprocess
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Length: 00:06:21
Summary: Jules Verne, a giant squid, and a boat in the middle of the ocean. Just another day for Warehouse 13.

Link to Podfic: here [6.0 MB]
m4b: here [4.1 MB]





Points:
(a) 5
(b) 5
(c) x1
Total: 10

Title: Fruitless by [archiveofourown.org profile] bessemerprocess
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Criminal Minds/Life
Length: 00:03:02
Summary: Not everyone likes the Feds.

Link to Podfic: here [2.9 MB]
m4b: here [2.1 MB]





Points:
(a) 5+5
(b) 5+5
(c) x1
= 20
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Title: Five Times Rachel was a Bartender by [archiveofourown.org profile] bessemerprocess
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Bingo Square(s): Try an Accent
Fandom: Pundit RPF (US), Star Trek(2009), Top Gear, Fringe, Torchwood, Life
Length: 00:06:16
Summary: Rachel tends bar.

Link to Podfic: mp3: here [5.9 MB]
m4b: here [3.9 MB]





Points:
(a) 10+5+10+10+5+10= 50
(b) 10+5+10+10+5+10= 50
(c) =1
Total: 101
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WARNING: certain storylines lead to canon-typical violence or major character death. If this is a problem for you, feel free to ask about 'safe choices' or avoid this!

Please be aware that the actual pages themselves are hosted on an external site.

Constructive criticism is welcomed with gratitude! There are a lot of fiddly files here, and I'd appreciate knowing if I've broken something.

Original Choose Your Own Adventure audiobook by Sidney Sussex.
Thank you so much for letting us record your amazing story! We had a ton of fun.
Cover art by Tigs (AO3, photobucket).
Isn't it just absolutely flawless?


Click on the cover or click here to begin!


Choose Your Own Avenger



If you wish to play the game offline, you can do so by
downloading the mp3s as a .zip file (created by the fabulous dapatty, 3:28:25, 237 MB) or by
downloading the podbook (created by the marvelous regonym, 3:28:25, 207 MB).

Please leave feedback on the AO3: here


[Psst: First of all, I'd like to sincerely apologize to the poor Audiofic Archive archivist that gets stuck with this job. Feel free to contact me at Hananobira @ Gmail if you have any questions.

I sat two non-fannish friends down at the microphone and forced them to podfic with us, so they won't have tags. Can I have two created for 'reader:Brandy' and 'reader: Jennifer Hunt', please?

Thank you! ::blows kisses::]
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aka everyone's favorite annual podfic gift exchange run entirely over twitter with no limits, no rules yeah there are some rules ngl, but mostly just squee (new and improved(?) this year: run entirely on mod tears! \o/)

(If you'd like to see previous years' master lists, 2011 is here and 2012 is here.)


Ahaha. Hahahahahaha. Okay dudes, you're gonna have to allow me a moment of modly...uh, ranting. Sort of.

You guys. The original draft of this paragraph said, somewhat facetiously, "Fuck yes we work hard on this. This year we did it through fucking chronic migraines, viral pneumonia, a month of involuntary couchsurfing, and various personal crises." And [personal profile] cantarina emailed that to me the week BEFORE we encountered, between us: a family death, a several-days long electrical blackout, and a broken modem which removed all home internet access (and PS, it's still not back). Not to MENTION AO3 bugs, broken Python code, and new Twitter DM restrictions.

(Actually, I'm lying to you. The original draft of the above paragraph originally said "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #killme #bitchesbetterappreciate".)

BASICALLY: your mods have had A Month. Or a few Months. Whatever.

But you know what? If y'all will allow me to get sappy for a minute, you motherfuckers make all the work we do on this in the face of such adversity WORTH IT. Every year when Ca'rina and I get on Skype and talk to each other while we distribute gifts, and watch the squee pour in over our twitter feeds, we always say to each other, "jesus, THIS is why we do this, it makes it all worth it, wow." Because it does. So thank you thank you THANK YOU for being amazing, all of you, you literally give us the energy to continue to do this <3

On a less sappy/whiny/terrible note, SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF THE CHALLENGE THIS YEAR FOR US WERE:
  • HOLY CRAP OUR BIGGEST YEAR YET, over 50 participants!!! (Bess’ single-minded goal and you’re all great for helping her meet it <3)
  • [twitter.com profile] lattice_frames & [twitter.com profile] sendreinfrcmnts podding the exact same fic for each other
  • putting [twitter.com profile] reenajenkins SMACK in the middle of the "Hockey Loop" when pairing people, which she probably didn't know about until just now, and is probably now cursing Bess furiously ;) (#IllGetYouMyPretty)
  • speaking of [twitter.com profile] reenajenkins, she utterly OBLITERATED any previous records we had for longest/most podfic submitted, turning in a whopping fifteen hours, forty minutes, and thirty-two seconds of podfic for her main gift, and that's not counting extra treats (robot ROBOT SHE'S A PODFIC ROBOT is2g)


And EXTRA SUPER SPECIAL THANKS GO OUT TO:
  • [twitter.com profile] alexwlchan for creating (and debugging!) the script we use for coding, and also [twitter.com profile] stopthatimp for additional debugging/assistance
  • [twitter.com profile] opalsong & [twitter.com profile] sapphirescribe for being incredible pinch-hitters
  • [twitter.com profile] anna_unfolding for her awesome treat-making, despite not having been a formal part of the exchange
  • [twitter.com profile] akamine_chan for generously offering to do cover art for many many people--much of the lovely art you see below was done by her :)
  • [twitter.com profile] fleurrochard & [twitter.com profile] pattyisnickname for some last-minute podbook compiling #rockstars



ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I'll stop rambling, I know what y'all are here for. Without further ado.....

Click for THE GOODS )
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Title: Muffins as a Declaration of Intent
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] JenNova
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Cover Art: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Author warns for Drug-use: Derek spares a brief thought for what it'd be like to get high, on pot, with Stiles and then have sex with him. Only mentioned and not described explicitly.
Author's Summary: “Top or bottom?” Stiles asks, off to Derek's right.

“Bottom,” Derek says automatically, not really looking at him. “Wait, what?”
Time: 22:41 mp3 21MB, podbook 13MB
Direct Download Links: (Right Click, Save As) mp3 | podbook
Reader's Notes: Here




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[personal profile] dapatty
Title: Five Moments In a Life That Never Was
Author: [livejournal.com profile] seanan_mcguire
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Cover Art: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG
Summary: Five snapshots of Susan Foreman, later Susan Campbell, daughter of Gallifrey. Written ages ago, and re-posted in honor of the 50th.
Time: 22:20 mp3 20MB, podbook 12MB
Direct Download Links: (Right Click, Save As) mp3 | podbook
Reader's Notes: Found HERE.



five moments in a life that never was cover
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[personal profile] dapatty
Title: Married Van Conrad
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lalejandra
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Bandom: Empires
Pairings: Tom Conrad & Sean Van Vleet
Rating: Not rated, Gen
Summary: The author didn't provide but it's MARRIED PLATONIC BEST FRIENDS and it's GREAT.
Time: 0:20:23 mp3 19MB, podbook 11MB
Direct Download Links: (Right Click, Save As) mp3 | podbook
Reader's Notes: Found here

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[personal profile] dapatty
Title: The Great Glam Bake Off (Outlaws of Flour)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ermengarde
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Glam RPF
Rating: Gen
Summary: (Author Summary) The Glamily do a special of the The Great British Bake Off for charity (fic assumes you have as much knowledge of this show as Tommy does, which is to say none at all).
Time: 11:55 mp3 11MB, podbook 6.6MB
Direct Download Links: (Right Click, Save As) mp3 | podbook
Reader's Notes: Here

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cover art by [archiveofourown.org profile] krw

Title:
might as well kiss the monster, laugh and fuck until you’re dead
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hoars
Performers: [twitter.com profile] dapatty , [personal profile] fleete , [personal profile] fleurrochard , [twitter.com profile] hello_deer , [personal profile] jelazakazone , [personal profile] mistressjinx , [personal profile] kalakirya, [personal profile] kdheart, [archiveofourown.org profile] krw, [personal profile] lunchee, [twitter.com profile] miss_marina95 , [personal profile] podcath , [personal profile] reena_jenkins , [personal profile] sophinisba & [personal profile] teprometo
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinksi; Allison Argent/Scott McCall; Lydia Martin/Scott McCall; Lydia Martin/Peter Hale; Lydia Martin/Jackson Whittemore; Vernon Boyd/Erica Reyes
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Violence, Drugs, Infidelity
Song Credit: Pure Morning by Placebo
Summary:
This is how Scott meets Peter.

This is the beginning of Peter hijacking his entire life and twisting it from something normal and average to this shitstorm.
Stream (1hr05mins):


Download: MP3 (39MB) | M4b (30MB) (right-click save)

Comments loved here or on AO3
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The Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology III has been posted here at halfamoon. We had a record-breaking 124 stories this year, read by 66 readers and written by 88 authors, for a total of over 10.5 hours of female character centered audio! You can download the whole collection as a podbook or zip file or browse for individual files.


cover art by [personal profile] bessyboo
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alternate cover )

mp3: here
m4b: here
text: here

comment to the author
comment to the reader
[mp3 - 242 MB, m4b - 143 MB, 04:20:35]
My Chemical Romance; The Used | Frank Iero/Gerard Way

Written by [archiveofourown.org profile] modern_dion
Read by [personal profile] dapatty
Cover art by [personal profile] akamine_chan
dapatty: Adam Lambert with his tongue stuck out. (Adam)
[personal profile] dapatty
Title: Fucking With Gender Norms and Sticking it to the Man
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ermengarde
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Tommy Joe Ratcliff
Rating: Teen
Summary:
Time: 06:05 mp3 5.6MB, podbook 3.4MB
Direct Download Links: (Right Click, Save As) mp3 | podbook
>

fuckingwithgendernormscover
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[personal profile] dapatty
Title: Starbucks Christmas Blend
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ermengarde
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Tommy Joe Ratcliff
Rating: Teen
Summary: So, it's December, which means holiday shopping, which, okay, Tommy hasn’t really believed in the whole Christmas thing since he was a kid, but who doesn't fucking like presents?
Time: 8:06 mp3 7.4MB, podbook 4.5MB
Direct Download Links: (Right Click, Save As) mp3 | podbook
Reader's Notes: Here

starbuckschristmasblendcover
dapatty: A pug dog wrapped in a plaid blanket. (Default)
[personal profile] dapatty
Title: The Care and Socialization of Hermits
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ermengarde
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Tommy Joe Ratcliff
Rating: Teen
Summary: It is totally fucking FINE that Tommy needs his Tommy time. And, like, horror movie time, and, fuck, okay, a fucking PARTY.
Time: 8:17 mp3 7MB, podbook 5MB
Direct Download Links: (Right Click, Save As) mp3 | podbook


careandsocializationofhermitscover
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[personal profile] dapatty
Title: Living in the Pocket
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ermengarde
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Tommy Joe Ratcliff
Rating: Teen
Summary: Tommy isn't a fanboy. Not really. (Or why Adam's endless delays mean Tommy becomes Coffee Bitch Slave to the Way brothers.)
Time: 19:02 mp3 36.4MB, podbook 22.1MB
Direct Download Links: (Right Click, Save As) mp3 | podbook

livinginthepocketcover
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[personal profile] dapatty
Title: Everything's Better with Vodka and Cogs
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ermengarde
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Cobra Starship
Pairings: Gabe Saporta/Gerard Way
Rating: Teen
Summary: Gabe doesn't get the Way brothers at all, nor why Gerard's suddenly on his radar, but he's going to figure it out.
Time: 19:44 mp3 36.4MB, podbook 22.1MB
Direct Download Links: (Right Click, Save As) mp3 | podbook
Reader's Notes: Here

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[personal profile] dapatty
Title: Gratutious Hypothermia Prevention Fic
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] eriizabeto
Cover Artist: [personal profile] davincis_girl
Reader: [personal profile] dapatty
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Mature
Summary: Because there are too goddamn many fics named Baby It's Cold Outside.

There is a cabin. It's cold. What do you think happens?
Time: 09:23 mp3 8.6MB, podbook 5.2MB
Direct Download Links: (Right Click, Save As) mp3 | podbook
Reader's Notes: here

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