amplificathon

Title: Kisses Don't Last (Except When They Do)
Author:

who_la_hoop
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Discworld
Pairings: Maladict/Polly Perks
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary:
Polly's comfortable back at The Duchess, with her well-worn routines and her well-worn life, and she's . . . absolutely not pining for her best friend, Mal, who forgot – hah! – to say goodbye before vanishing after the last peace negotiations. For the second time. Not that she's counting.

But when Commander Vimes personally asks her to come to Ankh Morpork and learn the ways of the City Watch, for the good of Borogrovia, she feels she can't say no. She's forgotten Mal, she absolutely has. But then a mysterious someone starts sending her coffee. And that's only the beginning . . .

content notes: none
Length: 02:27:53
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

cover by me!

aethel

The last time I posted here was in September, so here's everything I posted on the AO3 since. Fandoms are Bandom, Discworld, Jeeves & Wooster, MCU, Supernatural:

( podfics with download links )

subsequent

Title: Mr Vimes'd Go Spare!
Author: Lunik
Reader:

subsequent
Fandom: Discworld
Length: 00:28:06
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Character Death

Summary: In the wake of the death of his Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, the various city watches across the disc are brought together in a way seldom observed among coppers.

Download: mp3 | m4b | streaming | all at AO3

Find me at: ao3 | tumblr

hananobira

Summary:
Someone is waiting for Tara.

Notes and acknowledgements:
To whoever the anonymous creator of this fic is, thank you for gifting your story to fandom.

Gratitude as always to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting.

Original Fic: here
Author: orphan_account
Fandom: Discworld, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Gen
Rating: Gen
Warnings: Tone is lighthearted and humorous, but does contain references to major character death and animal death.
Length: 00:01:09

Paraka: MP3 (2 MB) or M4B (1 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

xdiorix

Title: I'll Most Likely Kill You in the Morning
Author:

gladdecease
Reader:

blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: Torchwood, Princess Bride
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: An immortal man meets the man who never leaves his captives alive... supposedly.
Length: 5:56
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(5+10) + (5+10)] x 1= 30 points

Title: Headache
Author:

gladdecease
Reader:

blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: Firefly, Twilight
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: What happens when a mind reader meets a Reader?
Length: 5:24
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(5+5) + (5+10)] x 1= 25 points

Title: Pineapples in Space
Author:

gladdecease
Reader:

blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: Firefly, Psych
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: "I know the answer to some of those questions - your ship, clearly. By some mysterious means. And... the future. But maybe you can fill me in on the last one?"
Length: 2:53
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(5+5) + (5+10)] x 1= 25 points

Title: Fear
Author:

gladdecease
Reader:

blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: The Jungle Book
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: To most, fear is intangible. To hunters, fear is sensual. To Shere Khan, fear is... delicious
Length: 2:02
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

(10+10) x 1= 20 points

Title: Dissension in the Ranks
Author:

gladdecease
Reader:

blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: Supernatural, Death Note, Discworld
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: Three things Death does after the Devil no longer owns him.
Length: 1:49
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(1+5+5) + (1+10+5)] x 1= 27 points

Title: 1832, Paris
Author:

gladdecease
Reader:

blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: Hamilton, Les Miserables
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: Lafayette had been party to too many revolutions in his time, successful and failed, French and foreign, to not see how this would end.
Length: 4:50
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(10+5) + (10+10)] x 1= 35 points

Title: Cruel and Unusual P-p-p-punishment
Author:

gladdecease
Reader:

blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: Doctor Who, Looney Tunes
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: "Th-th-th-that's all, folks!" Oh, if only it was.
Length: 1:26
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(1+10) + (5+10)] x 1= 26 points

Total Points: 188 points

reena_jenkins

Three Times A Week, For A Year - a podfic anthology of 52 8-minutes-or-less podfics in a multitude of fandoms, for listening while you wait for coffee (or the bus, or for a cab, or the next E train).

Download the entire anthology as a zipped podbook over here - 03:56:49, 434 mb.

OR download the individual podfics as mp3s, below. Many many thanks to

RsCreighton for compiling the podbook!

( fifty two podfics in dozens of fandoms behind the cut )
Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Total Points: 929

b7_kerravon

Title: Demon's Travelogue

Author: icarus_chained
Reader: kerravon
Fandoms: Dresden Files, Good Omens, Discworld, Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Gen, Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale, Johnny Marcone, Hendricks, Samuel Vimes, Tony Stark
Warnings: None
Rating: Teen
Length: 13 Minutes 53 Seconds

Summary: Author's Summary: "Three crossover conversations the demon Crowley had. Mobsters, watchmen and heroes."

MP3 Podfic Direct Download (12.8 MB): Demon's Travelogue - MP3 Podfic
M4b Audiobook Direct Download (1.8 MB):Demon's Travelogue - M4b

The music interludes are from the "Dresden Files" TV series, a "Discworld" movie, the "Avengers" movie, and the song "Demon in a Wishing Well" by Five for Fighting.

Points: [5+5+5+1(a) + 10+10+5+5(b)] x 2 = 92

b7_kerravon

Title: 5 times Crowley was Summoned on purpose + 1

Author: marietcaelum
Reader: kerravon
Fandoms: Good Omens, Avengers, Discworld, Harry Potter, Sherlock, House, Supernatural
Pairing/Characters: Aziraphale/Crowley, Aziraphale, Crowley(GO), Loki, Vimes, Ridcully, Stibbons, Voldemort, Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Moriarty, House, Wilson, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Crowley(SPN), Castiel
Warnings: None
Rating: Gen
Length: 1 Hour 27 Minutes 19 Seconds

Summary: Author: "Crowley had no idea who'd let slip how to summon demons, but it was a damn pain in the arse sometimes. Recently, however, things had just been getting ridiculous."

Total length: 1 hour 27 Minutes 19 Seconds
Format: MP3 And M4b

MP3 Podfic Direct Download (80.1MB): 5 times Crowley was Summoned on purpose + 1 - Podfic
M4b Audiobook Direct Download (10.5 MB):5 times Crowley was Summoned on purpose + 1 - M4b

Points: Fandom/ Relationship
Good Omens - 5/ Aziraphale/Crowley - 5
Avengers - 1/ Gen - 5
Discworld - 5/ Gen - 5
Harry Potter - 1/ Gen - 5
Sherlock - 1/ Gen - 5
House MD - 5/ Gen - 5
Supernatural - 1/ Gen - 1

Fandom Total - 19/ Relationship Total - 31

(19+31) X 5 = 250 points total

kalakirya

Title: A Matter of Life and Death
Author:

bethbethbeth
Reader:

hananobira and

kalakirya
Fandom: Harry Potter/Discworld
Pairings: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
Rating: PG-13/teen
Summary: In the end, Death comes for us all. For Severus Snape and Hermione Granger, it came with cups of tea and offers of employment.
Warnings: canonical character death. there's a happy ending, promise!
Length: 32 minutes 27 seconds
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (26.0MB) or as a podbook (19.4MB)

( streaming under the cut )

cover by hananobira!

points: (1(fandom:HP)+5(fandom:discworld)+5(pairing:hermione/snape))3(time) = 33 each for hananobira and kalakirya

reena_jenkins

Title: And A Hardboiled Egg
Author:

icarus_chained
Reader:

reena_jenkins
Coverartist:

reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Discworld
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Character Study, minor spoilers for Night Watch and Unseen Academicals, Havelock Vetinari Is A Scary Man
Length: 00:37:37

Author's Summary: "A character study of Havelock Vetinari from a young child up as far as Unseen Academicals. Mentions of most of the major Ankh-Morpork players, especially Vimes. Takes off from Havelock's musings on the nature of evil in Unseen Academicals."

Download link: You can download it as an mp3 right over here (thanks,

paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (5+5+0)x3 = 30 points

reena_jenkins

Title: Panic! at the Discworld
Author:

imperfectcircle
Reader:

reena_jenkins
Coverartist:

reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandoms: Bandom (Panic! at the Disco), Discworld
Pairings: Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith/Brendon Urie/Jon Walker
Warnings: Crossover, Fusionfic, Foursome, set between Soul Music and The Truth (no major spoilers)
Length: 00:47:15

Author's Summary: "Brendon came from a tiny farm in the Ramtop mountains half a cow and two acorns short of being a hovel, and had assumed the city of Ankh-Morpork would be similar in size and variety to the kingdom of Lancre. It might even be smaller, he had supposed, because Lancre -- that huddled collection of villages, mountains and goats -- was a kingdom, whereas Ankh-Morpork was merely a city.

This was much like using height to deduce that a baby made less mess than a hat stand, and tended to have the same effect on one's shoes."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thanks,

paraka , for hosting me!)

Points: (5+5+5+0)x4 = 60 points

reena_jenkins

Title: Evolution's Biggest* Hits
Author:

boosette
Readers:

miss_marina95 and

reena_jenkins
Coverartist:

reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: WTF Evolution (tumblr)
Pairing: gen
Warnings: Megafauna, Yuletide, Canonical Species Death
Length: 00:10:32

Author's Summary: Evolution had a really long megafauna phase.

Okay, Evolution had a few really long megafauna phases.

*And one or two smaller ones which are just plain weird, plus some megafungi for good measure.

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,

paraka, for hosting us!) AND you can download the bloopers from this podfic right over here (....there's a lot of giggling)

Points: (10+10+0)x2 = 40 points

Title: Big City Rules
Author:

icarus_chained
Readers:

miss_marina95 and

reena_jenkins
Coverartist:

reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Supernatural, Discworld
Pairing: gen
Warnings: Crossover, Crack, Dialogue Only
Length: 00:02:30

Author's Summary: "Dean Winchester, civil authority, and heroing in the big city"

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,

paraka, for hosting us!)

Points: (1+5+5+5+0)x1 = 16 points

Total Points: (40+16) = 56 points

***WTF Evolution is a new fandom. Therefore, no tag.

isweedan

coverart! A manip of geno crouching next to Greebo, title/credit text of to the right at a jaunty angle

Title: A big softy really
Author: jamjar & petra
Reader/Coverart:

isweedan
Fandom: Hockey RPF/Discworld
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General
Length: 13:14

Authors' Summary: Geno doesn't want his new kitty Greebo to be lonely when he has a game. He's lost more couches that way.

Download: (Right-click save // Left-click to stream)

MP3

This podfic also on the AO3 here.

As ever thanks to Paraka for giving me space to host my podfic!

nickelmountain

mp3 || m4b

or browse here to stream or download individual mp3s

Cover art generously created by

yue_ix

( Track List )

( Bonus Tracks )

Thanks for listening! If you enjoyed these podfics, please leave feedback for the readers! We also encourage you to leave feedback for the authors via the text links. Happy International Day of Femmeslash!

kdheart

Back when Sarshi was still amused by my dedication to this year's Amplificathon challenge, she decided to write the crackyest crossovers she could come up with and dared me to read them. This is what came out of it :)
You can find the fics on her blog.

Title: That Woman
Author:

Sarshi
Reader:

kdheart
Fandom: Discworld, Harry Potter, Sherlock
Pairings: Havelock Vetinari/Irene Adler, Severus Snape/Irene Adler
Rating: T
Reader's Summary: Vetinari has business at Hogwarts
Length: 3:37min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 3.39MB

Or stream:

Points: [1(HP)+5(DW)+5(Sherlock)+10(Vetinari/Irene)+10(Snape/Irene)]x1=31

Title: Dreams and Wizards
Author:

Sarshi
Reader:

kdheart
Fandom: Dresden Files, Sandman
Characters: Harry Dresden, Delirium
Rating: G
Reader's Summary: Harry is a little lost
Length: 0:57min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 1MB

Or stream:

Points: [5(Dresden Files)+5(The Sandman)+5(Dresden:gen)+5(Sandman:gen)]x1=20
This cover might be my favourite thing I've ever Photoshopped. :D

Title: Masters of the Game
Author:

Sarshi
Reader:

kdheart
Fandom: Bleach, Doctor Who
Pairings: Aizen/female!Master
Rating: T
Reader's Summary: It was all as he planned it.
Length: 2:28min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 2.32MB

Or stream:

Points: [5(Bleach)+5(Dr Who)+10(Aizen/Master)]x1=20

Title: The Agents
Author:

Sarshi
Reader:

kdheart
Fandom: Bond franchise, The Agency
Characters: James Bond, Lex
Rating: G
Reader's Summary: Just a couple of drinks after work between colleagues.
Length: 1:42min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 1.64MB

Or stream:

Points: [5(Bond)+10(The Agency)+5(Bond:gen)+10(Agency:gen)]x1=30

Title: Vampires and Ninjas
Author:

Sarshi
Reader:

kdheart
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Naruto
Pairings: Spike/Sakura
Rating: T
Reader's Summary: It was love at first throw.
Length: 2:33min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 2.42MB

Or stream:

Points: [5(Buffy)+5(Naruto)+10(Spike/Sakura)]x1=20

Total Points: 31+20+20+30+20=121

I'm not sure I got the points for The Sandman right. I looked through the list, but the only Sandman I could find was under Batman. If I got it wrong, let me know and I'll redo the points.

reena_jenkins

( Buffy's Guide to Semi-Successful Poly Relationships (In the Past) )

( sparkle sparkle this )

( Erratically In All Directions )

( I pray you, kind one, take pity on father and son )

( one angel in another's hell )

( late nights and early sunsets (vampires will never hurt you but zombies will eat your brains) )

( Half A Dozen Laconic Bastards )

( we are not funeral homes )

( I walk a mile in bloody shoes )

( cats and canaries )

( The Skin Beneath The Skin )

( An Alternate Solution to the Problem of Susan )

( Escalation )

Total Points: (45)+(20)+(20)+(60)+(16)+(12)+(138)+(20)+(30)+(20)+(45)+(20)+(78) = 524

*EDIT - I accidentally posted a podfic twice, but it's been removed and points re-calculated*

kdheart

Title: A Shot in the Dark Aimed Right at my Throat
Author:

gyzym
Reader:

Sarshi &

kdheart
Fandom: Discworld
Characters: Sybil Ramkin/Samuel Vimes, Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes, Sybil Ramkin/Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes
Rating: T
Summary: In which Vimes is Vetinari's bulldog, Vetinari is Vimes' headache, and they're both of them Lady Sybil's boys.
Length: 34:23min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 32,31MB
bloopers(4min) || 3,77MB

Or stream:

Bloopers:

Points: [5(Discworld)+5(Vimes/Vetinari)+10(Vimes/Sybil)+10(Vimes/Vetinari/Sybil)]x3=90 (each?)

chestnut_pod

Title: an odd carriage
Author:

lalaietha
Reader:

chestnut_pod
Fandom: Historical RPF & Discworld
Pairing: gen
Author's Rating: G
Summary: "WELL, said Death. YOU WROTE A VERY LOVELY POEM."
Length: 2:02
File Size/Type: 1.01 MB/mp3

Mediafire link, no effects/Mediafire link, full effects

Streaming (full effects only):

reena_jenkins

( 11 podfics behind the cut )

TOTAL POINTS: (12) + (21) + (16) + (26) + (26) + (16) + (16) + (26) + (26) + (26) + (26) + (77) = 314 points

tinypinkmouse

Yay! I made it. At some point there I started doubting if I'd finish this in time for amplificathon. That's what I get for deciding to do something this long during the last day of the 'thon. Honestly though, it was the only way I'd not be too embarassed about atempting to read anything a Nac Mag Feegle says and actually ever post this. Now I'm just too exited about the fact that I finished to care about that. :)

A Grand Sneer by

MoragMacPherson
Supernatural/Discworld | Teen And Up Audiences | 184.45MB | 3:50:15
While hunting in a library, Dean slips into L-space and runs all the way to the Discworld. Getting home is going to take a little more effort.

Download at Sendspace

5+24+(5+5)+(5+5)=49

Discworld: Kisses Don't Last (Except When They Do)

9 podfics in various fandoms

mr vimes'd go spare! [written by lunik; read by subsequent]

Discworld, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Pet Name

7 podficlets by gladdecease

Three Times A Week, For A Year: a multi-fandom podfic anthology

Good Omens multi-crossover

Good Omens Multiple Crossover

HP/DiscW: A Matter of Life and Death

And A Hardboiled Egg

Panic! at the Discworld

two co-pods (of awesome) from miss_marina95 and reena_jenkins

Crossover Podfic! A big softy really by jamjar & Petra [hockey/discworld]

A Peck on the Lips 3

5 cracky xovers by Sarshi

Podfic Backlog Post, Part One

A Shot in the Dark

Historical RPF/Discworld: 'an odd carriage'

It's on;y 7:23 AM here in NY - I've got half a hour left of AMP12!

A Grand Sneer by MoragMacPherson

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