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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions.

I went into this year's Amplificathon knowing that the only prize I could realistically win was the one for shortest podfic. Apparently [personal profile] analise010 had the same idea :) I challenged her to battle, she accepted and... it escalated from there... Next thing I know, I was boasting I had a [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi and woke up with a bunch of tiny, tiny ficlets in my inbox and dragging [deviantart.com profile] theothershiroki into it as well (she provided the adorable banner :D )

My worthy opponent's post can be found over at "The Podfic Haiku Series"

Enjoy the battle :D


Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Baltagul, Twilight
Pairings: Bella Swan/Jacob Black
Rating: G
Length: 16s (Romanian)/18s(English)
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Romanian:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)+10(Romanian)= 30

English:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)= 20
subtotal for fic: 30+20=50


Title: Creepy Stalker
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Blood Ties, Being Human (BBC)
Pairings: Hal/Henry
Rating: T
Length: 14s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Being Human)+5(Blood Ties)+10(Hal/Henry)=20



Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
Length: 14s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Dr Who)+5(Doctor/River)=10


Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Romanian historical figures
Characters: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Vlad Ţepeş (Vlad the Impaler)
Rating: T
Length: 12s
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Romanian:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)+10(Romanian)=50

English:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)=40
subtotal for fic: 50+40=90


Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 1(HP)+5(Drarry)=6


Title: Their Love Was Soft, Fluffy and Perverted
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Ichimaru Gin/Kon
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Bleach)+10(Gin/Kon)=15



Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: gen
Rating: G
Length: 10s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Bleach)+5(gen)=10

Total Points: 50+20+10+90+6+15+10=201
intransitive: (snarling gaga)
[personal profile] intransitive
Title: Of Wolves and Tea
Author: [personal profile] netgirl_y2k
Reader: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Being Human
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Annie/Nina
Length: 20:36
Author's Summary: When Nina leaves the house to deal with being a werewolf, Annie decides to go with her to keep an eye on her. Gainful employment, a suspected case of rabies and what might turn out to be a double date ensue.

Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 9.99 MB] | m4b [10.45 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [9.99 MB] | m4b [10.45 MB]

Points: (5+10)x3=45
[personal profile] sisterofwar
Title:Remembrance
Author: trancendenza
Reader: SisterofWar
Fandom: Being Human (BBC)
Pairing: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Somewhere in the middle of their meandering conversation while the dough was rising, George talked about his family for seconds that turned into minutes, and minutes that turned into stories.
Text: On AO3

Length: 7:33

MP3 || 7 MB

Or stream:



Image by me.


Points: (5(fandom) + 5(gen)) X 1 = 10 total points
croissantkatie: (podfic love)
[personal profile] croissantkatie
Title: Mary, Queen of Chance
Author: [personal profile] shaitanah
Reader: [personal profile] croissantkatie
Fandom: Being Human
Summary: Their arrangement is not two plus one. It’s three.
Runtime: 9:50 (9MB)
Link: here at mediafire or at the audiofic archive!
Readers Notes: The sound quality on this is not great for which I apologise.

Title: Of Love, Biscuits and Free Will
Author: [personal profile] shaitanah
Reader: [personal profile] croissantkatie
Fandom: Being Human
Summary: Dennis wants to read. Louis wants to dance. Fergus wants to kill. Or: How Hal’s henchmen pass the time.
Runtime: 10:17 (9.4MB)
Link: here at mediafire or at the audiofic archive!
Readers Notes: The sound quality on this is not great for which I apologise.

croissantkatie: (podfic love)
[personal profile] croissantkatie



Title: Full of Broken Words
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Shaitanah 
Reader: [personal profile] croissantkatie 
Cover artist: [personal profile] croissantkatie 
Fandom: Being Human
Summary: The War Child has changed many names over the years.
Runtime: 4:27
Link: here on mediafire (mp3, 4.07MB) or at the audiofic archive
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[personal profile] nickelmountain
Over at [community profile] audiofemme, we celebrated International Day of Femmeslash (July 14th) with KISSES Fest, a multifandom f/f podfic fest. A Peck on the Lips II is a collection of short (under 5 minutes) f/f podfics recorded for the fest this year.

 


 
mp3 || m4b
or browse here to stream or download individual mp3s

Total running time: 01:23:43

cover art generously created by [personal profile] leish



Track List )


*****




Several other projects were recorded for A Peck on the Lips II, but didn't make it onto the compilation for one reason or another. Consider them bonus tracks!

Bonus Tracks )/[personal profile] leish || Author: [livejournal.com profile] quintenttsy/[personal profile] leish
&
The Last Human Word [Merlin]
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] quintenttsy/[personal profile] leish || Author: [livejournal.com profile] lady_ragnell
Links available here.

To Distraction
[The Avengers]
Reader: [personal profile] inkjunket || Author: [personal profile] thingswithwings  
Link available here.

Magical Misfire
[Merlin]
Reader: [personal profile] tamsin || Author: [personal profile] such_heights 
Link available here.


*****

For an excellent selection of longer femmeslash podfic, check out the Makeout Sessions posted to [community profile] audiofemme!



Mods, could I get tags for fandom:D.E.B.S, reader:sisi_rambles, reader:mergatrude, and reader:sonnet_17? Thanks!


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Text: The Wrong Door
Author: [personal profile] netgirl_y2k
Reader: [personal profile] via_ostiense
Fandom: Doctor Who, Being Human
Pairing: gen
Rating: GA
Warning: none
Length, file size: 9:20, 8.6 MB
Download: Temporary Link
Summary: Annie walks through the wrong door and ends up on the TARDIS. Which is just as well, as somebody has to stop the Doctor petting random werewolves.

5+1+1+(3+3+3) = 16
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[personal profile] sophinisba
Title: From the Honolulu Heights Guestbook
Author: [personal profile] sophinisba
Reader: [personal profile] sophinisba
Fandoms: Being Human, Folklore (Jewish), Torchwood, Merlin
Characters: Annie Sawyer, George Sands, John Mitchell, OMC, Suzie Costello, Freya (mostly gen)
Rating: PG-13
Contains: Reference to canon character deaths; spoilers through Being Human 3x04, Torchwood 1x08, Merlin 2x09.
File info: mp3, 7.4 MB, 16 minutes
Points: 5+1+3+(3+3+3+1+3)+0=22

Title: The Vampire Lestat Lied to Me (so did Edward Cullen)
Author: [personal profile] netgirl_y2k
Reader: [personal profile] sophinisba
Fandom: Being Human
Characters: Annie Sawyer, Nancy Reid (gen)
Rating: PG
Contains: Reference to canon character deaths; spoilers through Being Human 3x08.
File info: mp3, 12.7 MB, 27:45 minutes
Points: 5+1+3+(3+3)+0=16

Title: Dance By the Light of the Moon
Author: [personal profile] melannen
Reader: [personal profile] sophinisba
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer(/Angel), It's a Wonderful Life
Characters: Spike/Drusilla, George Bailey
Rating: PG-13
Contains: Suicide attempt, darkfic.
File info: mp3, 7.9 MB 17:15 minutes
Points: 5+1+3+(3+5+5)+0=22

Download: links at my journal
Points for this entry: 22+16+22=60 \o/

Mods, if you could please add tags for folklore and It's a Wonderful Life as fandoms. Thanks!
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Title: A Place in This World
Author:
  [livejournal.com profile] zvi 

Reader:
sk lee / [livejournal.com profile] kinseyx 
Fandom: Being Human
Pairing: Gen  Nina/George
Rating: Not Rated

File Size:
12.0MB
Format:
MP3 128K
Length: 00:13:07
Points: 5+1+3+3+5= 17
Download at Send space

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See [livejournal.com profile] sophieisgod's post here for details and links to the mp3 version.

Cover Artist: [livejournal.com profile] cybel

File Type: m4b (podbook)
Length: 11/7 MB, 0:23:47
Archive Direct Link (courtesy of [personal profile] general_jinjur): right click and save as

This podbook version of the podfic was compiled with permission and is being cross-posted to [livejournal.com profile] amplificathon.
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Title: Stray
Author: [livejournal.com profile] packmentality
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] sophieisgod
Fandom: Being Human
Pairing: Gen
Rating: Teen
Summary: More likely what Mitchell finds hilarious is the fact that, while the cat doesn't seem at all bothered by the likes of any of them, George is utterly terrified.
File: Mp3, 10.89 MB, 23:47. Download at megaupload

5 + 3 + 3 + 8 + 0 = 19

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