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Title: Lines Written In Kensignton Gardens
Author: CaitlinFairchild
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Friends to Lovers, Post S3
Length: 48:20

Summary:

Thirty-five was the established boundary, Sherlock decided after extensive calculations. He would be dead by thirty-five. That was the kind of man he was. That was the kind of life he lived.

At thirty-four, a year before his appointed rendezvous with oblivion, Sherlock met a man. Nobody special, or so he thought, an ordinary man--who soon proved extraordinary, a man who killed without hesitation to protect a life Sherlock cared nothing about.

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This is the story of how Sherlock Holmes lived long enough to grow old.

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Pre/Post Music - I Lived (acoustic cover by Carrollton Band) - OneRepublic

Title: Sugar Me Sweet
Author: penumbra
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: different first meeting, strip tease, frottage
Length: 25:48

Summary: “Let’s get started, shall we?” Sherlock says as he sheds his coat. A black, diaphanous shirt hangs loose on his shoulders, clings tight to his abdomen. A pair of studded, leather trousers like a second skin. They complement the curve of his plump arse and emphasize the length of his outrageously long legs. Powerful thighs. Muscular calves and...John’s not entirely sure how Sherlock got himself in them, but he’s not complaining. On the contrary. A bit distracted by the idea of him removing them, honestly. Peeling them off, and he’d have to go slow. May even need a little help.

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Pre/Post Music - Pour Some Sugar On Me (acoustic) - Def Leppard

Title: Love and Other Deaths
Author: lotherington
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: snapshots, declarations of love
Length: 14:44

Summary: ‘I don’t love you,’ Sherlock whispers against John’s shoulder, his dark hair curling around the white, stretched skin of John’s scar, the top of his arm.

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Pre/Post Music - All of Me (Luciana Zogbi cover) - John Legend

Pre/Post Music - Half-life (live) - Imogen Heap

Title: In the Name of Science
Author: maybemalapert (laconicisms)
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Tentacles, AU, Consent Issues, Sherlock is a Squid
Length: 18:38

Summary: Written for this prompt: Sherlock is a sea creature and one day encounters an unsuspecting swimmer/diver/angler/whatever John. Of course, Sherlock fucks John with his tentacles.

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Pre/Post Music - Octopus's Garden (piano cover by Calikokat) - The Beatles

Title: as I let you rewrite gravity
Author: 1electricpirate
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandoms: BBC Sherlock, Harry Potter
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Potterlock, Wizard!John, Muggle!Sherlock, AU
Length: 1:48:58

Summary:

“He’s not so much a man, you know,” John says, without really meaning to. “Not so much a man as a force of nature. Like... like gravity, or... or...”

“Like Magic,” Charlie supplies.

“Yes, exactly. Like Magic. As inescapable as Magic.”

In which Sherlock is jealous, John is surprisingly oblivious, and Charlie saves the day.

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Pre/Post Music - Interstellar Theme Music Tribute - The Indian Jam Project

Title: you are a paradigm
Author: 1electricpirate
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandoms: BBC Sherlock, Harry Potter
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: Potterlock, Wizard!John, Muggle!Sherlock, AU
Length: 1:12:27

Summary:

Sometimes, only sometimes, when Sherlock is very far away and absolutely guaranteed not to return for at least three hours, John sits on the sofa and lets the tea make itself.

In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.

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Pre/Post Music - Harry Potter Music Indian Tribute - Indian Jam Project

Title: John Watson's Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: earlgreytea68
Reader: consulting_smartass
Cover Artist: Enerjax
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: Christmas, Fake Relationship
Summary: It's the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.

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Pre/Post Music - Fjarlægur - Oskar Schuster

Title: Whole and Unbroken
Author: lotherington
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: Magical Realism, Angst, Fluff, Leap Day
Length: 19:32

Summary:

John hears this: ‘Twenty-three year old male, cocaine overdose, fitting, arrhythmia, difficulty breathing, possible heart attack,’ and blinks slowly before tilting his pager up to see where he is needed.

Something dictates that John and Sherlock can only exist together every leap day, but the connection their hearts have wants otherwise. Magical realism.

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Pre/Post Music - Clocks (violin cover by Joel Grainger) - Coldplay

Title: Husband
Author: jinglebell
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: PWP, Established Relationship, Fluff
Length: 19:01

Summary:

Sherlock orgasms when John refers to him as 'husband'. Established relationship, romantic, filthy-explicit married sex.

If, a year ago, someone told John that he would be on his back getting fucked enthusiastically up the arse by Sherlock Holmes, he would have decked them with no hesitation. If this hypothetical person had added that he would also be begging for it like a wanton slut, he would have given the first punch an encore. But that person would have been correct.

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Pre/Post Music - Really Love (cover by Raquel Rodriguez) - D'Angelo & The Vanguard