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Title: Lines Written In Kensignton Gardens
Author: CaitlinFairchild
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Friends to Lovers, Post S3
Length: 48:20

Summary:

Thirty-five was the established boundary, Sherlock decided after extensive calculations. He would be dead by thirty-five. That was the kind of man he was. That was the kind of life he lived.

At thirty-four, a year before his appointed rendezvous with oblivion, Sherlock met a man. Nobody special, or so he thought, an ordinary man--who soon proved extraordinary, a man who killed without hesitation to protect a life Sherlock cared nothing about.

***

This is the story of how Sherlock Holmes lived long enough to grow old.


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Title: The Prince and the Soldier
Author: PrettyArbitrary
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Medieval AU, Dubious Consent, Master/Servant
Length: 50:45

Summary: How characteristic, John had thought the first time the prince bedded him, that Sherlock would choose the most forbidden of passions to pursue.

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Pre/Post Music - Poison Prince (Holly Kirby cover) - Amy Macdonald

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Title: Sugar Me Sweet
Author: penumbra
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: different first meeting, strip tease, frottage
Length: 25:48

Summary: “Let’s get started, shall we?” Sherlock says as he sheds his coat. A black, diaphanous shirt hangs loose on his shoulders, clings tight to his abdomen. A pair of studded, leather trousers like a second skin. They complement the curve of his plump arse and emphasize the length of his outrageously long legs. Powerful thighs. Muscular calves and...John’s not entirely sure how Sherlock got himself in them, but he’s not complaining. On the contrary. A bit distracted by the idea of him removing them, honestly. Peeling them off, and he’d have to go slow. May even need a little help.

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Pre/Post Music - Pour Some Sugar On Me (acoustic) - Def Leppard

After-wise

Apr. 30th, 2016 12:25 am
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Title: After-wise
Author: cathedral_carver
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: old age, dementia, true love
Length: 39:20

Summary: My name is John Hamish Watson and I am 74 years old and I must wear clean pants every day. No exceptions.

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Pre/Post Music - Time After Time (Eva Cassidy cover) - Cyndi Lauper

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Title: Love and Other Deaths
Author: lotherington
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: snapshots, declarations of love
Length: 14:44

Summary: ‘I don’t love you,’ Sherlock whispers against John’s shoulder, his dark hair curling around the white, stretched skin of John’s scar, the top of his arm.

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Title: the joy you longed to know
Author: hudders-and-hiddles
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: angst, pining Sherlock, second person POV, poetic prose
Length: 15:00

Summary: 

You’re fine.
 
You work. You work. You work. You work.
 
You bounce from crime scene to crime scene, no patience for the in-between timewasting of ordinary lives. You fill the days, the hours, the minutes and seconds and nanoseconds with case after case after case. You try to ignore the silent itch slithering in your veins, crawling beneath your skin, burning in the crook of your arm. You hold everyone at arm’s length, wrapping yourself in condescension, wearing it like a coat, the collar pulled up high to protect your own too-vulnerable neck.


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Title: in the ether, in the heavens
Author: darcylindbergh
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: angst, second person POV, poetic prose
Length: 11:57

Summary: you think, if he were there, I would find him.

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Notes

Apr. 25th, 2016 12:19 am
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Title: Notes
Author: Kryptaria
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: General Audiences
Genre/Tags: Fluff
Length: 24:00

Summary: It had begun innocuously enough, when Sherlock had found a scrap of paper under the armchair that had become reserved solely for John’s use. Sherlock Holmes, it read, with 221B Baker Street underneath.

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Title: In the Name of Science
Author: maybemalapert (laconicisms)
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Tentacles, AU, Consent Issues, Sherlock is a Squid
Length: 18:38

Summary: Written for this prompt: Sherlock is a sea creature and one day encounters an unsuspecting swimmer/diver/angler/whatever John. Of course, Sherlock fucks John with his tentacles.

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Pre/Post Music - Octopus's Garden (piano cover by Calikokat) - The Beatles

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Title: Measuring Damage With the Fujita Scale
Author: teahigh
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: First Time, Vacation, Storms
Length: 32:30

Summary: John goes back into town, into the storm, and Sherlock realises he forgot to say, “I just want to be alone with you.

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Title: as I let you rewrite gravity
Author: 1electricpirate
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandoms: BBC Sherlock, Harry Potter
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Potterlock, Wizard!John, Muggle!Sherlock, AU
Length: 1:48:58

Summary:

“He’s not so much a man, you know,” John says, without really meaning to. “Not so much a man as a force of nature. Like... like gravity, or... or...”

“Like Magic,” Charlie supplies.

“Yes, exactly. Like Magic. As inescapable as Magic.”

In which Sherlock is jealous, John is surprisingly oblivious, and Charlie saves the day.


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Title: to see you shift
Author: 1electricpirate
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandoms: BBC Sherlock, Harry Potter
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: Potterlock, Wizard!John, Muggle!Sherlock, AU
Length: 1:24:16

Summary:

“How does it work? There has to be some mechanism behind it, surely. How does it work?”

“How does it … Magic, Sherlock, it’s magic. It doesn’t have a how, it just is. It just … works.”

In which Sherlock is a greedy, nosey parker and John has the patience of a saint. Vignettes from the process of acclimatisation.


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Title: you are a paradigm
Author: 1electricpirate
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandoms: BBC Sherlock, Harry Potter
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: Potterlock, Wizard!John, Muggle!Sherlock, AU
Length: 1:12:27

Summary:

Sometimes, only sometimes, when Sherlock is very far away and absolutely guaranteed not to return for at least three hours, John sits on the sofa and lets the tea make itself.

In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.


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Title: The Heart On Your Sleeve
Author: flawedamythyst
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: Fantasy AU, The Reichenbach Fall, First Kiss
Length: 39:35

Summary:
Sherlock stared at the imperfect circle on his left wrist in horror, then sat down on his bed with a bit of a thump. After over thirty years, his heartmark was finally showing activity. This was not good.

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Title: John Watson's Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: earlgreytea68
Reader: consulting_smartass
Cover Artist:
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Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: Christmas, Fake Relationship
Summary:
It's the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.

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Title: Where You Are
Author: Mazarin221b
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Beach Sex, First Time, Fluff, Smut
Length: 20:19

Summary:
He can admit he’s secretly a little glad Sherlock didn’t come with him. He needs a break. Sherlock is a handful at the best of times, and the near-constant apologizing, fixing, dealing-with, and following up on is exhausting. The near-constant unrequited attraction is a bit exhausting, too, to be honest, and John could really use a tiny bit of rest from the relentless hammering on his brain and heart.

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Title: Whole and Unbroken
Author: lotherington
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: Magical Realism, Angst, Fluff, Leap Day
Length: 19:32

Summary:

John hears this: ‘Twenty-three year old male, cocaine overdose, fitting, arrhythmia, difficulty breathing, possible heart attack,’ and blinks slowly before tilting his pager up to see where he is needed.

Something dictates that John and Sherlock can only exist together every leap day, but the connection their hearts have wants otherwise. Magical realism.


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Mindblown

Feb. 25th, 2016 10:30 am
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Title: Mindblown
Author: jinglebell
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: Alien AU, alien!lock, PWP, mental sex
Length: 17:11

Summary: 
In which John, human, engages in frantic cerebral coitus with Sherlock, alien, after Sherlock does something a bit not good.

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Husband

Feb. 24th, 2016 08:03 am
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Title: Husband
Author: jinglebell
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: PWP, Established Relationship, Fluff
Length: 19:01


Summary:

Sherlock orgasms when John refers to him as 'husband'. Established relationship, romantic, filthy-explicit married sex.

If, a year ago, someone told John that he would be on his back getting fucked enthusiastically up the arse by Sherlock Holmes, he would have decked them with no hesitation. If this hypothetical person had added that he would also be begging for it like a wanton slut, he would have given the first punch an encore. But that person would have been correct.


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Title: The Detective, the Doctor, and the Doggy Door
Author: jinglebell
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: accidental bondage via getting conveniently stuck, fluff, rimming, handjob
Length: 24:45

Summary:

Until Sherlock, it honestly hadn't really occurred to John to make use of his medical training in that way, but then again, until Sherlock, a lot of things hadn't occurred to John.
Like the possibility that he would be rimming a mad genius while said genius was trapped in a too-small doggy door.


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