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WARNING: certain storylines lead to canon-typical violence or major character death. If this is a problem for you, feel free to ask about 'safe choices' or avoid this!

Please be aware that the actual pages themselves are hosted on an external site.

Constructive criticism is welcomed with gratitude! There are a lot of fiddly files here, and I'd appreciate knowing if I've broken something.

Original Choose Your Own Adventure audiobook by Sidney Sussex.
Thank you so much for letting us record your amazing story! We had a ton of fun.
Cover art by Tigs (AO3, photobucket).
Isn't it just absolutely flawless?

Click on the cover or click here to begin!

Choose Your Own Avenger

If you wish to play the game offline, you can do so by
downloading the mp3s as a .zip file (created by the fabulous dapatty, 3:28:25, 237 MB) or by
downloading the podbook (created by the marvelous regonym, 3:28:25, 207 MB).

Please leave feedback on the AO3: here

[Psst: First of all, I'd like to sincerely apologize to the poor Audiofic Archive archivist that gets stuck with this job. Feel free to contact me at Hananobira @ Gmail if you have any questions.

I sat two non-fannish friends down at the microphone and forced them to podfic with us, so they won't have tags. Can I have two created for 'reader:Brandy' and 'reader: Jennifer Hunt', please?

Thank you! ::blows kisses::]
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aka everyone's favorite annual podfic gift exchange run entirely over twitter with no limits, no rules yeah there are some rules ngl, but mostly just squee (new and improved(?) this year: run entirely on mod tears! \o/)

(If you'd like to see previous years' master lists, 2011 is here and 2012 is here.)

Ahaha. Hahahahahaha. Okay dudes, you're gonna have to allow me a moment of modly...uh, ranting. Sort of.

You guys. The original draft of this paragraph said, somewhat facetiously, "Fuck yes we work hard on this. This year we did it through fucking chronic migraines, viral pneumonia, a month of involuntary couchsurfing, and various personal crises." And [personal profile] cantarina emailed that to me the week BEFORE we encountered, between us: a family death, a several-days long electrical blackout, and a broken modem which removed all home internet access (and PS, it's still not back). Not to MENTION AO3 bugs, broken Python code, and new Twitter DM restrictions.

(Actually, I'm lying to you. The original draft of the above paragraph originally said "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #killme #bitchesbetterappreciate".)

BASICALLY: your mods have had A Month. Or a few Months. Whatever.

But you know what? If y'all will allow me to get sappy for a minute, you motherfuckers make all the work we do on this in the face of such adversity WORTH IT. Every year when Ca'rina and I get on Skype and talk to each other while we distribute gifts, and watch the squee pour in over our twitter feeds, we always say to each other, "jesus, THIS is why we do this, it makes it all worth it, wow." Because it does. So thank you thank you THANK YOU for being amazing, all of you, you literally give us the energy to continue to do this <3

On a less sappy/whiny/terrible note, SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF THE CHALLENGE THIS YEAR FOR US WERE:
  • HOLY CRAP OUR BIGGEST YEAR YET, over 50 participants!!! (Bess’ single-minded goal and you’re all great for helping her meet it <3)
  • [twitter.com profile] lattice_frames & [twitter.com profile] sendreinfrcmnts podding the exact same fic for each other
  • putting [twitter.com profile] reenajenkins SMACK in the middle of the "Hockey Loop" when pairing people, which she probably didn't know about until just now, and is probably now cursing Bess furiously ;) (#IllGetYouMyPretty)
  • speaking of [twitter.com profile] reenajenkins, she utterly OBLITERATED any previous records we had for longest/most podfic submitted, turning in a whopping fifteen hours, forty minutes, and thirty-two seconds of podfic for her main gift, and that's not counting extra treats (robot ROBOT SHE'S A PODFIC ROBOT is2g)

  • [twitter.com profile] alexwlchan for creating (and debugging!) the script we use for coding, and also [twitter.com profile] stopthatimp for additional debugging/assistance
  • [twitter.com profile] opalsong & [twitter.com profile] sapphirescribe for being incredible pinch-hitters
  • [twitter.com profile] anna_unfolding for her awesome treat-making, despite not having been a formal part of the exchange
  • [twitter.com profile] akamine_chan for generously offering to do cover art for many many people--much of the lovely art you see below was done by her :)
  • [twitter.com profile] fleurrochard & [twitter.com profile] pattyisnickname for some last-minute podbook compiling #rockstars

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I'll stop rambling, I know what y'all are here for. Without further ado.....

Click for THE GOODS )
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Title: An open letter to fandom
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shinetheway
Pairing: Frank/Gerard (MCR)
Rating: Nc-17
Summary: a letter to fandom regarding the use of spit as lube (with really long reader's note at the beginning. Sorry 'bout that!)

Length: 00:06:19
Right-click > save as:
MP3 || 9MB
(and about those reader's notes - permission has been granted.) :D


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aka everyone's favorite annual podfic gift exchange run entirely over twitter with no limits, no rules okay there were a few rules this year, and mostly just squee

Well kids, it's been a year. Our little challenge is All Grown Up! (Though not without some growing pains!) We added Dear Podficcer letters and treats, we had a much bigger sign-up list, and [personal profile] paraka did NOT try to pinch-hit her own gift, but DID get excited about her gift from me...which was NOT actually from me and was, in fact, from [personal profile] reena_jenkins. (It’s a lot less complicated than it sounds, but where’s the fun explaining the joke? WE LOVE YOU LINDSAY)

BUT DESPITE THE ROUGH PATCHES, WE ALL GOT THROUGH IT! And amazingly enough, with only one pinch-hitter! (We <3 you [personal profile] analise010 YOU ROCK!)

So enough of this chit-chat, I know why you're all really here--THE AWESOME AMOUNTS OF GREAT NEW PODFIC \o/ Let's get to it.

(NOTE: all download links are currently direct download links from the Archive. I’ll be going through and making pages for everything and swapping the direct links out for links to their respective archive pages, but THERE ARE A LOT OF PODFICS HERE, so bear with me and be patient <3)


OMG I can haz bonus treats?! )

THAT'S IT YOU GUYS! We're going to make even more changes for next time based on this year's experience, so if you have any feedback, let us know in the comments! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!
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Title: The Pod That Doesn't End
Author: I'll let [personal profile] themusecalliope take the blame for this, lol. ;)
Beta: [personal profile] themusecalliope
Cover art: [profile] sly_hostetter

Performances by (in order of appearance): [profile] sly_hostetter, [personal profile] weimar27, [personal profile] flyingthesky, Samwise "Sam" the Cat, [personal profile] themusecalliope, [personal profile] knight_tracer, [profile] heardtheowl

Fandom: Podfic
Rating: G

If you'd like to be a part of this project, and I hope you do, feel free to send/post a link an audio file of your lovely voice singing "The Pod That Doesn't End" (lyrics can be found through the link above) to me and I'll add you right in!

[community profile] amplificathon, [community profile] remopodmo, [livejournal.com profile] remopodmo, [profile] sly_hostetter

Download: MP3 (4.21 MBs) (Right click and "Save As")
(The m4b Audiobook is a work in progress, I'm having a little problem with the chapters)

Streaming: 0:04:36
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teen wolf/LOTR - To the shire born )
Read by:[personal profile] k_town [personal profile] heard_the_owl [personal profile] dr_fumbles_mcstupid  [Bad username or site: scandalous_nemo @ livejournal.com]
Fandom: Teen wolf/Lord of the rings Fusion
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Song Credit: concerning Hobbits
Duration: 23:27
File Type: MP3
Summary: Stiles is the keeper of the Ring. Derek is the keeper of Stiles.
Download Link at mediafire

Read by:[personal profile] dr_fumbles_mcstupid
Fandom: Teen wolf
Warning: for graphic violence and gore
Duration: 13:08
File Type: MP3
Summary:Scott doesn't get there in time, Derek loses an arm.
Download Link: at mediafire

Count Cain/Godchild - voice )
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Title: Killed By My Grace
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Saucery
Reader: [personal profile] heard_the_owl 
Cover Artist: [personal profile] heard_the_owl 
Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: R
Warnings: non-con, as Stiles is the Sleeping Prince and unable to give consent
Summary: A dark, fractured retelling of Sleeping Beauty, starring Derek Hale as the rescuer-turned-abductor, as the feral, carnivorous prince.

Running Time: 00:06:35

Right click -> 'save link as' to download
or stream by clicking link:

MP3 || 9.3MB

Recorded for [community profile] kink_bingo 2012 - Gags/Silence

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Title: His Words Were Pearls
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] saucery
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] heard_the_owl
Cover Artist: [personal profile] heard_the_owl
Pairing: Implied possible Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: PG
Summary: Stiles gets a proposal. Derek doesn't punctuate like normal people.

Read more... )

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Here's four Teen Wolf podfics I never crossposted to, uh, any comm. I suck at posting to comms. ^_^; But, yeah. Podfic is created to be shared! I'm sorry for the dump, archivists. You guys are THE BEST. <3

Title: Dude, My Shirt
Author: [livejournal.com profile] thestarbeast
Reader & Cover Artist: [personal profile] heard_the_owl
Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: R
Summary: Allison's dad "accidentally" spills some wolf sex pheromones on Stiles in chem class one day. Derek gets a whiff of them and can't control himself.

Running time: 00:13:15

Download MP3 (18MB)

Won't You Lay Your Hands On Me
Author: [personal profile] twentysomething
Reader & Cover Artist: [personal profile] heard_the_owl
Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: Nc-17
Summary: He misses his regular appointment to get shorn because he's too busy trying to keep Scott out of trouble and he starts to look a little bit like a hedgehog. By the time he misses the rescheduled appointment though, his hair's grown out enough that he really can't be bothered.

Length: 00:23:01

Download MP3 (32MB)

Title: my light is on your screen
Author:  [livejournal.com profile] strokeof_genie 
Reader & Cover Artist:  [personal profile] heard_the_owl 
Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: Nc-17
Summary: Derek might have to apologize later. *CROSSDRESSING!STILES!!*

Length: 00:15:17

Download MP3 || 21MB

Title: It Will Come Back To You
Author:  [livejournal.com profile] ladylade 
Reader & Cover Artist:  [personal profile] heard_the_owl 
Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: PG-13
Summary: After breaking up with his boyfriend, Stiles finds a wounded dog in the woods.

Length: 00:19:58

Download MP3 || 28MB
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Title:  Things My Mother Taught Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sevenfists 
Reader & Cover Artist: [personal profile] heard_the_owl 
Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: Nc-17
Summary: The whole thing was Chad's fault, really.  Or - the one where Jared challenges Jensen to a game of Truth or Dare.


MP3 || 57MB
M4B || 30MB

Recorded as part of the[livejournal.com profile] cakehole_club Close Quarters Challenge and dedicated to[livejournal.com profile] applegeuse with LOVE. <3

(crossposted to the [livejournal.com profile] cakehole_club & [livejournal.com profile] spn_cwrpfpodfic  on LJ)
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Idol: An AI Podfic Anthology (a.k.a. The Sooper Sekrit Paraka Podfic Projekt) is available for download at the [livejournal.com profile] ai_podfic community! It was recorded in honor of [livejournal.com profile] paraka's 5 year podfic anniversary. This collection includes 21 American Idol stories and 1 Bandom story read by 21 different podficcers. The stories range from ~3 minutes to ~45 minutes and add up to just about six and a half hours. You can download the whole collection as a podbook or zip file or download the individual files HERE!!

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Title: Completely Pleased
Author: [info]softlyunsung
Reader: [personal profile] heard_the_owl 
Rating: Nc-17
Summary: The first time Sam and Cas have sex, Cas is humiliated by how much precome he drips and how wet he gets - like a girl - but Sam is incredibly turned on by it. He plays with Cas for a long time while he is begging to come, but Sam keeps him on the edge for a long time. Lots of dirty talk from Sam about how wet Cas is and how bad he wants Sam to fill him up. (Originally posted at [info]blindfold_spn)
Length: 00:13:11
Download MP3, M4B, or stream at my journal

status (5) + length (2) + fandom (1) + pairing (5) = 13 points
just playing to play! \0/
(although I should be recording ALL THE AVENGERS FIC for max. points!) /0\

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Title: House of Yes
Author: [personal profile] rivkat
Pairing: Dean Smith/Sam Wesson/Jo Smith
Rating: Nc-17
Summary: Smith and Wesson go to meet Dean's family. Set in the AU of ep. 4.17, "It's a Terrible Life" where the boys are not brothers and Jo is Dean's sister.

Length: 00:08:25

Download MP3 || 12MB


Points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 1 (fandom) + 10 (pairing \0/) + 0 (language) = 17

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Title: A Matter of Trust
Author: [info]philalethia
Reader: [info]heard_the_owl
Rating: Nc-17
Running time: 00:36:21
Summary: In which Dean freaks out, and Sam tries to smooth things over.
Download or stream here-

Points: 5 + 4 + 1 + 1 + 0 =11

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Cutting to preserve peoples flists. Contains 4 podfics - Supernatural (Sam/Dean), X-Men (Logan/Rogue), Supernatural RPF (Jared/Jensen), and Bandom-MCR (Frankie/Gerard). \0/
Please click the cover arts to get links )
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I haven't cross-posted here since I cleaned up and deleted my LJ post duplicates (that time, long ago, when all the LJ comm posts were imported), so I'm gonna dump a whole bunch on you in the hopes that they will some day be included in the archive. <3

These are not eligible for points because they were posted before the start of the challenge.

Please click on the cover arts to go to the post on my journal where you can download the podfic in mp3 or m4b format or stream.

7 podfics w/cover art behind the cut )


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