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[personal profile] kdheart and I are back at it again, battling for shortest podfic. This year's rules were to record:
- one repod from the other person
- one fic in a language other than English
- one fic that the other person wrote
- and two freebies.

You can find [personal profile] kdheart's post over here.

Micropodfics are under the cut! )

Thanks to [tumblr.com profile] theothershiroki for making us another AMAZING banner for this year's battle.

Total Points: 20 + 10 + 20 + 20 + 20 = 90
*** Someone please check these points because I don't know if I calculated correctly.

Mangaka

Apr. 30th, 2014 10:50 pm
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Title: Mangaka
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Ichigo/Gin
Rating: M
Summary:Years after the war, powerless and abandoned, Ichigo discovers an old enemy has made a new life.
Length: 40:15min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 37 MB

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Music: Dirty Hole by VAST
Cover: from a picture taken by the author and mentioned in the fic

Points: (5+10)x4=60
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Title: The Closet
First Christmas With
Prequel
Brother-in-Law Edition
Brother-in-Law Edition, part 2
Genderswap
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Ichigo/Orihime/Rukia
Rating: Teen
Length: 1:04:51 (whole verse)
Size: 59.6MB (MP3)
29.8MB (audiobook)
Music: "PINKY LOVE - Pretty Trippi's Version" by Trippi from Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
Rukia snorts. "We can't have a housewarming party in my closet. Who would fit in here with us?" Orihime's voice goes quiet. "Kurosaki kun could, if we tried."

PLUS Crack sequel, Sober prequel, Brother-in-Law Edition, Brother-in-Law Edition Part 2, and Genderswap

Links: Closet 'Verse (whole) MP3
Audiobook
Archive Link

The Closet [36:15; 33.5 MB] Archive Link
First Christmas With [17:59; 16.8 MB] Archive Link
Prequel [6:17; 6.1 MB] Archive Link
Brother-in-Law Edition [4:52; 4.8 MB] Archive Link
Brother-in-Law Edition, part 2 [3:21; 3.4 MB] Archive Link
Genderswap [3:43; 3.7 MB]  Archive Link


Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!
Thanks to Asuka Kureru for blanket permission.

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

as a whole: (5+10)*4 = 60
OR
For each as their own fic:
The Closet: (5+10)*3 = 45
First Christmas With: (5+10)*2 = 30
Prequel: (5+5)*1 = 10
Brother-in-Law Edition: (5+10)*1 = 15
Brother-in-Law Edition, part 2: (5+10)*1 = 15
Genderswap: (5+10)*1 = 15
TOTAL: 130
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Title: The Truth of Shadows
Author: [fanfiction.net profile] SilverKytten
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi & [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Kurosaki Ichigo/Ukitake Juushiro, Kisuke Urahara/Yoruichi Shihouin
Rating: T
Reader's Summary: Sometimes the person you least expect is the one who finds you in the darkness. *Language, Adult Themes - Light Yaoi Themes.*
Length: 3:02h (182min)
Right-click > save as: MP3.zip || 167MB

Points: [5(Bleach)+10(Ichigo/Ukitake)+10(Yoruichi/Urahara)]x7=175

Title: The Truth of Shadows:Ukitake
Author: [fanfiction.net profile] SilverKytten
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart & [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Kurosaki Ichigo/Ukitake Juushiro,
Rating: M
Reader's Summary: One-shot follow up to The Truth of Shadows, from Ukitake's perspective. Good intentions are the paving stones to many an interesting road. *Adult Themes*
Length: 26:08min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 24MB

Points: [5(Bleach)+10(Ichigo/Ukitake)]x3=45

Total points: 175+45=220
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions.

I went into this year's Amplificathon knowing that the only prize I could realistically win was the one for shortest podfic. Apparently [personal profile] analise010 had the same idea :) I challenged her to battle, she accepted and... it escalated from there... Next thing I know, I was boasting I had a [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi and woke up with a bunch of tiny, tiny ficlets in my inbox and dragging [deviantart.com profile] theothershiroki into it as well (she provided the adorable banner :D )

My worthy opponent's post can be found over at "The Podfic Haiku Series"

Enjoy the battle :D


Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Baltagul, Twilight
Pairings: Bella Swan/Jacob Black
Rating: G
Length: 16s (Romanian)/18s(English)
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Romanian:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)+10(Romanian)= 30

English:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)= 20
subtotal for fic: 30+20=50


Title: Creepy Stalker
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Blood Ties, Being Human (BBC)
Pairings: Hal/Henry
Rating: T
Length: 14s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Being Human)+5(Blood Ties)+10(Hal/Henry)=20



Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
Length: 14s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Dr Who)+5(Doctor/River)=10


Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Romanian historical figures
Characters: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Vlad Ţepeş (Vlad the Impaler)
Rating: T
Length: 12s
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Romanian:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)+10(Romanian)=50

English:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)=40
subtotal for fic: 50+40=90


Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 1(HP)+5(Drarry)=6


Title: Their Love Was Soft, Fluffy and Perverted
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Ichimaru Gin/Kon
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Bleach)+10(Gin/Kon)=15



Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: gen
Rating: G
Length: 10s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Bleach)+5(gen)=10

Total Points: 50+20+10+90+6+15+10=201
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Back when Sarshi was still amused by my dedication to this year's Amplificathon challenge, she decided to write the crackyest crossovers she could come up with and dared me to read them. This is what came out of it :)
You can find the fics on her blog.



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Title: That Woman
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Discworld, Harry Potter, Sherlock
Pairings: Havelock Vetinari/Irene Adler, Severus Snape/Irene Adler
Rating: T
Reader's Summary: Vetinari has business at Hogwarts
Length: 3:37min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 3.39MB

Or stream:



Points: [1(HP)+5(DW)+5(Sherlock)+10(Vetinari/Irene)+10(Snape/Irene)]x1=31

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Title: Dreams and Wizards
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Dresden Files, Sandman
Characters: Harry Dresden, Delirium
Rating: G
Reader's Summary: Harry is a little lost
Length: 0:57min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 1MB

Or stream:



Points: [5(Dresden Files)+5(The Sandman)+5(Dresden:gen)+5(Sandman:gen)]x1=20
This cover might be my favourite thing I've ever Photoshopped. :D

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Title: Masters of the Game
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach, Doctor Who
Pairings: Aizen/female!Master
Rating: T
Reader's Summary: It was all as he planned it.
Length: 2:28min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 2.32MB

Or stream:



Points: [5(Bleach)+5(Dr Who)+10(Aizen/Master)]x1=20

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Title: The Agents
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bond franchise, The Agency
Characters: James Bond, Lex
Rating: G
Reader's Summary: Just a couple of drinks after work between colleagues.
Length: 1:42min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 1.64MB

Or stream:



Points: [5(Bond)+10(The Agency)+5(Bond:gen)+10(Agency:gen)]x1=30

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Title: Vampires and Ninjas
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Naruto
Pairings: Spike/Sakura
Rating: T
Reader's Summary: It was love at first throw.
Length: 2:33min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 2.42MB

Or stream:



Points: [5(Buffy)+5(Naruto)+10(Spike/Sakura)]x1=20

Total Points: 31+20+20+30+20=121

I'm not sure I got the points for The Sandman right. I looked through the list, but the only Sandman I could find was under Batman. If I got it wrong, let me know and I'll redo the points.
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Title: Kagome & Shippo Pranksters Universe (KSPU)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Rating: G
Summary: Written for a series of prompts on deviantArt for [deviantart.com profile] janey-in-a-bottle and posted on AO3 as part of Shichi's Tales of Sex and Doom (and Fluff and Randomness)



Part 1
Fandom: Inuyasha
Characters/Pairing: Kagome Higurashi, Shippo, gen
Prompt: Kagome/Shippo from Inuyasha, meeting in modern times.
Length: 6:18min



Points: [5(fandom)+10(gen)]x1=15

Part 2
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo
Prompt: Kagome/Shippo from Inuyasha, continuing the prankster universe, with "It's fool-proof, trust me", eggshells and green as prompts.
Length: 3:38min



Points: [5(fandom)+10(Kagome/Shippo)]x1=15


Part 3
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo
Prompt: Kagome has a cold.
Length: 3:14min



Points: [5(fandom)+10(Kagome/Shippo)]x1=15

Part 4
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo
Prompt: one of Kagome's friends coming to see her in the prankster fanfic universe.
Length: 2:54min



Points: [5(fandom)+10(Kagome/Shippo)]x1=15

Part 5
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo
Prompt: SKPU (what else, eh?): in spirit of april 1st, kagome plays a prank on shippo, who really didn't see that one coming.
Length: 4min



Points: [5(fandom)+10(Kagome/Shippo)]x1=15

Part 6
Fandom: Inuyasha, Bleach
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo
Prompt: New KSPU installment, something about rivals, I can't remember the exact prompt.
Length: 3:28min



Points: [5(Inuyasha)+5(Bleach)+10(Kagome/Shippo)]x1=20

Part 7
Fandom: Inuyasha, Bleach
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo, Kagome/Gin
Prompt: Shippo's birthday.
Length: 2:40min



Points: [5(Inuyasha)+5(Bleach)+10(Kagome/Shippo)+10(Kagome/Gin)]x1=30

Right-click > save as: all as .zip|| 2MB

Total Points: 15x5+20+30=125
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Title: The Ladder of Perfection
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi  & kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Aizen/Gin
Rating: M
Warnings: 14th century mystics AU with lots of mindfuck and blasphemy.
Summary: 14th century Britain. Gin wants to lead a spiritual life, but he's tortured by his lust. Aizen is God. The author is about to get hit by lightning and spend eternity in hell for this mindfucking blasphemy. Details history-compliant.
Cover by: [deviantart.com profile] TheOtherShiroki  against her better judgement (and she'll probably be judging us until the end of days comes again)





 

 

Bloopers

 

Download:

The Ladder of Perfection:  direct download | audiofic archive | 52.47min | 12.1MB

Bloopers:  direct download | audiofic archive | 9.03min | 2.18MB

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Title: Yachiru Knows
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi 
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart 
Characters: Yachiru Kusajishi and everyone in Seireitei 
Pairings: as cracky as they get, but only Yachiru knows about it. 
Summary: If you were in Seireitei, you'd think this was a horror story. Because Yachiru. Knows. Everything.
Length: 7.38 min
Also posted on AO3


 

 


Download:  direct download | 7.05MB

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Title: Another Symbol for Infinity

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi

Reader: [personal profile] kdheart 

 

Fandom: Bleach
Rating: G
Characters: Kurosaki Ichigo
Length: 11.35 min
Summary: The Bleach universe has a few exploitable loopholes. And because of them, Ichigo keeps dying. A pretty crazy fic written on what can possibly be described as crack.
Cover: me


 



Downloads:  the podfic archive | direct download | 11.35 min | 10.7MB



 

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Title: Cat and Mouse
Author: peppermintquartz
Readers: Sarshi and [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Aizen Sousuke/Ichimaru Gin
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
Length: 35.47 min (43.5 min with bloopers)
Summary: There is a vampire. There is a vampire's intended. And there is always the thrill of the chase.





Download (save as):
Cat and Mouse | MP3 | 35.47 min
bloopers | MP3 | 7.07 min
Cat and Mouse with bloopers | MP3 | 43.5 min
And the audio archive: with bloopers and without


Crossposted on AO3 and Lj










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Title: Year of the Boar [link to text]
Author: [livejournal.com profile] thenakedcat
Read By: [livejournal.com profile] speccygeekgrrl
File Type & Size: mp3; 11.8 MB
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: PG
File Length (word count): 12:51 min (2,050)

Download Audiofic Here

Notes: This story was done for [livejournal.com profile] thenakedcat for [livejournal.com profile] gulf_aid_now.
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It's still June 1st! *posts*

Title: Wordless
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Hourou Musuko
Pairing: Gen-ish
Summary: Shuuichi and Doi walk home together (not really).
Length: 1:25
Format: mp3
5+1+1+5+5

Title: Untitled
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Hourou Musuko
Pairing: Gen-ish
Summary: Doi and Shuuichi.
Length: 1:49
Format: mp3
5+1+1+5+5

Title: Sleepless
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Tactics
Pairing: Gen
Summary: A break from an article, the night, and Haruka.
Length: 1:49
Format: mp3
5+1+1+5+5

Title: Kami
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: 12 Kingdoms
Pairing: Gen
Summary: Youko wonders why she always has to put her hair up into such elaborate hairstyles and why Keiki doesn't...
Length: 2:32
Format: mp3
5+1+1+5+5

Title: More Than You'll Ever Know
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Hitman Reborn
Pairing: Mukuro x Tsuna
Summary: Tsuna is cautious with Mukuro
Length: 3:20
Format: mp3
5+1+1+3+5

Title: Lord of Nightmares
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Hitsugaya x Ichigo
Summary: Hitsugaya is plagued by nightmares.
Length: 11:13
Format: mp3
5+1+3+3+5

All located here.
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Such an odd, odd combo of fics, right? ;P

Title: Collision Course
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Hitman Reborn
Pairing: Mukuro x Tsuna
Summary: Romeo and Juliet are star-crossed lovers.
Length: 2:48
Format: mp3
5+1+1+3+5

Title: Take Over
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Hitman Reborn
Pairing: Mukuro x Tsuna
Summary: Once upon a time, eons and eons ago, Mukuro tried to take over the world.
Length: 3:27
Format: mp3
5+1+1+3+5

Title: Colorless
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Hitman Reborn
Pairing: Mukuro x Tsuna
Summary: The world is a fathomless grey, but there's always one place where there's a speckle of color.
Length: 8:22
Format: mp3
5+1+1+3+5

Title: He's Been Like That
Author: [livejournal.com profile] akanekari
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Hitman Reborn
Pairing: Mukuro x Tsuna
Summary: Mukuro stood, naked as the day he was born, misting his pineapples in their backyard on a scorching summer afternoon.
Length: 4:24
Format: mp3
5+1+1+3+5

Title: Spin the Bottle
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Ichigo x Hitsugaya
Summary: Hitsugaya unwillingly joins in on a game of spin the bottle.
Length: 5:30
Format: mp3
5+1+1+3+5

Title: Tintagel
Author: [livejournal.com profile] seperis
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dyaoka
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur x Merlin, Ygraine x Nimueh
Summary: They would pay any price that was asked, Nimueh whispered at the end, trembling with exhaustion, desperate, pleading, anything, anything at all. Just give her this child. Give her the son he stole from her.
Length: 2:13:39
Format: mp3
5+1+(6+5+5)+3{arthur x merlin}+5{ygraine x nimueh}

All here.

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