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analise010

Fic: Mirrorbright by

diasterisms
Reader:

analise010
Cover Artist:

reena_jenkins
Fandom: Star Wars - Sequel Trilogy
Ship: Rey/Kylo Ren
Rating: Explicit
Length: 03:18:17
Summary: "Naboo?" she snarled. "You knocked me out and dragged me to Naboo?"

"You left me no choice." And, because he apparently had zero self-preservation instinct, "Although it is gratifying to know that you are in possession of a temper, after all, Madame Jedi."

Download on AO3

analise010

Fic: Can't Pin You Down by

Steph
Reader:

Readbyanalise010
Cover Artist:

reena_jenkins
Fandom: Sleepy Hollow (TV)
Ship: Ichabod Crane/Abbie Mills
Rating: Teen And Up
Length: 00:54:15
Summary: "We’re going undercover.”

“As a married couple,” Crane surmised. “And what den of villainy are we meant to infiltrate with this ruse?”

Abbie slapped the flier in her hand down on the table in front of him. He picked it up and frowned. “‘Randall’s Bowling Alley and Arcade hosts an adult couples’ bowling league every Tuesday, 7PM, spots available.’”

Download (right-click and save): the MP3 | Size: 44 MB
Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting me!

Crossposted to AO3

analise010

Fic: Baiting the Beauty by

glamaphonic
Reader:

Readbyanalise010
Cover Artist:

momotastic
Beta Listener:

Rscreighton
Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV)
Ship: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth
Rating: Mature
Length: 04:33:25
Reader's Notes: I LOVE THIS STORY AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PUSH MY BABY BIRD OUT OF THE NEST! BE GENTLE WITH MY CHILD, PLEASE. *weeps like a proud mom*

Summary: In which Miss Brienne Tarth has an extremely eventful Season.

Podfic Post: Link to AO3
Art Post: Link to AO3

analise010

Cover art by vassalady

Fic: Farm-to-Table, Non-GMO, Responsibly Sourced by

impertinence
Readers

Readbyanalise010
Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
Pairing: Rosa Diaz/Amy Santiago
Rating: Mature
Summary: What's the best way to catch some radical socialist maple syrup thieves? Go undercover as a couple with a twee Brooklyn store, of course.
Length: 00:41:24
Download (right-click and save): the MP3 | Size: 38 MB
Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting me!

Crossposted to AO3

analise010

Fic: like a map of a place you've never been by

bydaybreak
Reader:

Readbyanalise010
Cover Artist:

cherie_morte
Beta Listener:

shmaylor
Fandom: Leverage
Ship: Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No warnings apply
Reader's Notes: Podfic Big Bang is the highlight of my summer. It inspires me to push my own boundaries and make the stories that I love, but convince myself I don't have time for. Second, I have to thank my AMAZING beta,

shmaylor, and my cover artist,

cherie_morte. Finally, a big thank you to my podfic sister,

itsadrizzit. Not only did she help me edit and loop the music, she also kept me going when I wanted to give up. Without these amazing people, this podfic would not exist. ♥

Summary: He knows it’d be so fucking easy, if he’d let himself. Because he’s easy for them, has been since that first job, since the day he hauled Hardison’s ass out of a building about to explode. It’d be so easy.

So he won’t.

MP3 [150 MB, 02:44:39]
Podbook [80 MB, 02:44:39]

Podfic Post: AO3 | Dreamwidth
Art Post: At infatuated_ink’s LiveJournal

opalsong

Title: With Fire in Their Eyes
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong, & Analise010
Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice
Pairings: Yuuri/Victor
Rating: Teen
Length: 1:01:41
Size: 56.8MB
Music: Canceling the Apocalypse by Ramin Djawadi
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: He lands butterfly-light in a swirl of hair and glittering gauze, and the ceiling crashes to the rink all around him.

His ears are ringing with heartbeats, his efforts, the cries of the crowd. The rink wobbles under him -- must have landed a bit wrong but he can work through it. Only there are things strewn all over the ice; people usually know to wait until the end to throw roses and tokens and --

Not applause. Screams. The light is wrong because a fourth of the ceiling projectors are missing. The sky is dark. No stars.

Something gleams behind the broken sky. And moves. Something he can't -- won't -- something.

Something that's looking at him.

Link: mp3

Thanks to Paraka for hosting & for running this through auphonic!
Thanks to Yue_ix for cover beta!

Archivists: Please do not archive this post.

analise010

Fic: Savage Lovecast Episode 69: Pounded In the Butt By Savage Lovecast Episode 69 by

Edonohana
Readers:

Readbyanalise010 and

themusecalliope
Fandom: Chuck Tingle/Savage Love Podcast RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No archive warnings
Summary:
Dan Savage: So you’re getting pounded in the butt by your own concept of linear time.

Caller: Right.

Dan Savage: What is that like?

Caller: Well, Dan, it’s kind of confusing. On the one hand, it’s fucking amazing hardcore gay action. On the other hand, last month I was double-teamed by the sociopolitical implications of Putin influencing the American Presidential election in order to install a tiny-handed fascist Cheeto in the White House, and by the historical precedents of Trump’s demagogic takeover of America for the purposes of personal profit and destroying all the best ideals of our nation.
Length 00:14:40
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 || Size: 13 MB or the M4B || Size: 7 MB

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Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Crossposted to AO3

analise010

Cover art by KDHeart

Fic: this speed's too much to stop by

sarahyyy
Reader:

Readbyanalise010
Fandom: Yuri!!! On Ice
Pairing: Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky
Rating: General audiences
Warnings: No archive warnings
Summary: “Do you…” the man trails off, frowning. “Do you dislike Prince Otabek?” he asks quietly.
Yuri arches his eyebrows. “I’ve never met Prince Otabek,” he says truthfully. “But if he has to go to all this trouble to find someone to marry him, then logically, there must be something wrong with him.”
Length 00:11:40
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 || Size: 10 MB or the M4B || Size: 5 MB

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Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Crossposted to AO3

analise010

Cover art by idellaphod

Fic: Mona Lisa Smile by

htbthomas
Reader:

Readbyanalise010
Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Pairing: Ray Holt/Jake Peralta
Rating: Teen and up
Warnings: No archive warnings
Summary: “And to think,” Jake says, murmuring in Holt’s ear. “You almost passed this off to another precinct.”

Holt doesn’t even react; the man is smooth. “I still might have to.” He takes a sip of his martini. “There is no need for your hand to be… there.”
Length 00:14:47
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 || Size: 13 MB or the M4B || Size: 7 MB

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Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Crossposted to AO3

analise010

Cover art by kalakirya

Fic: Dancing in the Dark by

flowerfan
Reader:

analise010
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No archive warnings
Summary: What if Kurt and Blaine’s early sexual relationship wasn’t quite so fairy-tale perfect, but was more like, well, real life? A different look at early!Klaine’s sexytimes journey.
Length 01:10:11
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 || Size: 32 MB or the M4B || Size: 56 MB

For mobile streaming: ***Click here***

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Crossposted to AO3

Points: (5+5)x5 = 50

analise010

Cover art by Opalsong

Fic: Gaze Into the Mirror by

Flikky
Reader:

analise010
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho, Lord of the Rings
Pairing: Gen
Rating: General audiences
Summary: Somebody from Yu Yu Hakusho sees somebody from Lord of the Rings get off the subway at a secret stop that doesn’t exist. And follows them.
Length 00:03:23
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 || Size: 3 MB

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Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Points: [(5+5) + (5+5)]x1 = 20

analise010

kdheart and I are back at it again, battling for shortest podfic. This year's rules were to record:
- one repod from the other person
- one fic in a language other than English
- one fic that the other person wrote
- and two freebies.

You can find

kdheart's post over here.

( Micropodfics are under the cut! )

Thanks to

theothershiroki for making us another AMAZING banner for this year's battle.

Total Points: 20 + 10 + 20 + 20 + 20 = 90
*** Someone please check these points because I don't know if I calculated correctly.

analise010

Cover art by

reena_jenkins
ETA: Or maybe

kalakirya. None of us are too sure anymore.

Fic: Double Down, written by

innie
Reader:

analise010
Fandom: My Boys (TV)
Pairing: Brendan Dorff/P. J. Franklin
Rating: Teen and up
Warnings: No archive warnings
Summary: Brando doesn't make the same move twice.
Length 00:10:08
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 || Size: 8 MB

For mobile streaming: ***Click here***

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Crossposted to AO3

Points: (10+10)x2 = 40

analise010

Cover art by reena_jenkins

Fic: Girl Code, written and read by

analise010
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing: Gen (background Thor/Jane)
Rating: Teen and up
Warnings: No archive warnings
Summary: Tony Stark messed with the wrong scientist and the ladies of SHIELD decide to band against him. (Told in a series of text messages.)
Length 00:05:17
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 || Size: 4 MB or the M4B || Size: 2 MB

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Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Crossposted to AO3

Points: (5+5)x1 = 10

kdheart

Title: Crack... IN SPACE!!!! Aka The One in which KDHeart and analise010 run off with all the Points
Author:

kdheart,
Readers:

kdheart,

analise010,

theothershiroki
Fandom: Iron Man, Star Wars, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, RoBotzi, Alice: the Girl from Earth, Prin timp si spatiu cu Victor Tibla si Doru Bara
Characters: Dummy, r2d2, Pufoshenia, Alice, Doru Bara
Rating: G
Languages> Romanian, Russian, morse code, r2d2
Summary: Somewhere in the Milky Way, aboard the Space Carrot…
Length: 00:52min - 01:18min
Right-click to save/Left-click to play

MP3 v1 | Size: 1 MB | Duration: 00:57min

| Languages: Russian + Romanian + random beeps

MP3 v2 | Size: 1.2 MB | Duration: 01:04min

| Languages: Russian + Romanian + Morse Code + r2d2

MP3 v3 | Size: 1.4 MB | Duration: 01:18min

| Languages: Russian + Romanian + Morse Code + r2d2

MP3 v4 (Eng) | Size: 1.3 MB | Duration: 01:13min

| Languages: Morse Code + r2d2 + English + Romanian

MP3 v5 (Eng) | Size: 1MB | Duration: 00:52min

| Languages: Morse Code + r2d2 + English + Romanian

Points: {[5p (Iron Man)+ 5p (Star Wars)+ 10p (HHGG)+ 10p (Alice)+ 10p (RoBotzi)+ 10p (Prin timp si spatiu...)]+[10p gen + 10p gen + 10p gen + 10p gen + 10p gen + 10p Doru/Victor] + [10p r2d2 + 10p morse code + 10p Russian + 10p Romanian]} x1 (~1min) = 150p x2 (versions 2&3) + 130p (version 1 with random beeping for the robots, but dialog in Russian and Romanian) + 140p x2 (versions 4&5 with the human dialog translated into English, but the Fluff still speaking Romaian) = 710p

Happy April Fools! :)

I hope I got the points right...

analise010

Cover art by kalakirya

Fic: Proposal Over Bacon by

vassalady
Reader:

analise010
Fandom: MCU - Captain America (movies)
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No archive warnings
Summary: Samantha Wilson comes home to find Steph with dinner waiting. It unexpectedly leads to something much more.
Text: Here on AO3
Length 00:04:05
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 || Size: 3 MB or the M4B || Size: 1.5 MB

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Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Crossposted to AO3

Points: (5+10)x1 = 15

analise010

Fic: 3am at Denny's, That the Best You Could Do?
by

HamiltonTrash
Reader:

analise010
Fandom: Hamilton (Musical)
Pairing: Theodosia Burr/Philip Hamilton, John Laurens/Alexander Hamilton/Eliza Schuyler
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No warnings apply
Summary: Premeditation gets you nowhere if you don't know where to start.
Or
A guide on how to charm your girlfriend into forgetting you proposed at the worst time in the worst place.
Text: here
Length 0:04:01
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 || Size: 3 MB or the M4B || Size: 1.5 MB

For mobile streaming: ***Click here***
Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Crossposted to AO3

Points: (10+10+10)x1 = 30

analise010

Since it's March 15 in Kiribati time, let the games begin!

Cover art by kalakirya

Fic: Sass and Sparks by

autoschediastic
Reader:

analise010
Fandom: X-Men (movies)
Pairing: Logan/Rogue
Summary: He wonders when she figured him out.
Length: 00:19:09
Download (right-click and save): the MP3 | Size: 13 MB or the M4B | Size: 8 MB.

For mobile streaming: ***Click here***

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Points: (10+5)x2 = 30

analise010

Cover art by reena_jenkins

Fic: Two Wrongs Make a Right by Dakota829Snow
Reader:

analise010
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Pairing: Regina Mills/Emma Swan
Reader's Summary: Henry is a meddler...so he's not going to sit idly by and let his moms go back to how things used to be before the curse.
Length: 00:41:04
Download (right-click and save): the MP3 | Size: 38 MB or the M4B | Size: 20 MB.

For mobile streaming: ***Click here***

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Crossposted to AO3

analise010

Cover art by reena_jenkins

Fic: Love, Sex, and Paperwork by

mtothedestiel
Readers, listed alphabetically:

blackglass,

Dr_Fumbles_McStupid,

fire_juggler,

originally,

paraka,

analise010,

reena_jenkins,

themusecalliope
Fandom: MCU/Parks & Recreation
Pairing: Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers
Rating: Mature
Summary: A film crew arrives to document life in the Parks and Recreation Department of America, Illinois, only to stumble upon a scandal involving Director Steve Rogers.
Length: 00:20:26
Download (right-click and save): the MP3 | Size: 24 MB or the M4B | Size: 10 MB.

For mobile streaming: ***Click here***

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting us!

Crossposted to AO3

[Star Wars - Sequel Trilogy] Mirrorbright

[Sleepy Hollow] Can't Pin You Down

[Game of Thrones] Baiting the Beauty

[B99] Farm-to-Table, Non-GMO, Responsibly Sourced

[Leverage] like a map of a place you've never been

With Fire in Their Eyes [written Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong & Analise010]

Savage Lovecast Episode 69: Pounded In the Butt By Savage Lovecast Episode 69

[YoI] this speed's too much to stop

[B99] Mona Lisa Smile

[Glee] Dancing In the Dark

[YYH/LotR] Gaze Into the Mirror

The Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions: Part II

[My Boys] Double Down

[MCU] Girl Code

Crack... IN SPACE!!!! Aka The One in which KDHeart and analise010 run off with all the Points

[MCU] Proposal Over Bacon

[Hamilton] 3am at Denny's, That the Best You Could Do?

[X-Men] Sass and Sparks

[OUaT] Two Wrongs Make a Right

[MCU] Love, Sex, and Paperwork

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