amplificathon

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions.

I went into this year's Amplificathon knowing that the only prize I could realistically win was the one for shortest podfic. Apparently

analise010 had the same idea :) I challenged her to battle, she accepted and... it escalated from there... Next thing I know, I was boasting I had a

Sarshi and woke up with a bunch of tiny, tiny ficlets in my inbox and dragging

theothershiroki into it as well (she provided the adorable banner :D )

My worthy opponent's post can be found over at "The Podfic Haiku Series"

Enjoy the battle :D

Author:

Sarshi
Reader:

kdheart
Fandom: Baltagul, Twilight
Pairings: Bella Swan/Jacob Black
Rating: G
Length: 16s (Romanian)/18s(English)

Romanian:

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Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)+10(Romanian)= 30

English:

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Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)= 20
subtotal for fic: 30+20=50

Title: Creepy Stalker
Author:

Sarshi
Reader:

kdheart
Fandom: Blood Ties, Being Human (BBC)
Pairings: Hal/Henry
Rating: T
Length: 14s

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Points: 5(Being Human)+5(Blood Ties)+10(Hal/Henry)=20

Author:

Sarshi
Reader:

kdheart
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
Length: 14s

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Points: 5(Dr Who)+5(Doctor/River)=10

Author:

Sarshi
Reader:

kdheart
Fandom: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Romanian historical figures
Characters: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Vlad Ţepeş (Vlad the Impaler)
Rating: T
Length: 12s

Romanian:

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Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)+10(Romanian)=50

English:

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Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)=40
subtotal for fic: 50+40=90

Author:

Sarshi
Reader:

kdheart
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Length: 11s