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Title: In Which Kiza Didn't Ask for the Treatment
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] halwen
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: She hadn't asked for the recode treatment. Hadn't known it was even an option, really, on the backwater planet she and her father had washed up on.
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Length: 0:04:05
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Title: A Girl Worth Fighting For
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] meinterrupted
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings: Aurora/Mulan
Rating: general audiences
Summary: You need to find a better way to channel your anger.

After the events of Lady of the Lake, Mulan teaches Aurora to spar.

content notes: none
Length: 0:08:43
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Title: Of Letters Never Sent
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] selenay
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who (12th Doctor era)
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: She asked the Doctor once about visiting her younger self and he'd given her a two hour lecture about time and paradoxes and theories about time stability. She hadn't understood all the maths he'd scrawled on the blackboard, but she'd followed enough of it to work out that meeting her previous self was a Very Bad Idea.
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Length: 0:04:33
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Title: look ahead (at a clear sky)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] walkthegale
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Yasha/Zuala
Rating: general audiences
Summary: It was only a matter of time. (A Zuala Lives AU.)
content notes: none
Length: 0:03:45
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Title: my reach is global, my tower secure
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sabinelagrande
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Shaun Gilmore/J'mon Sa Ord
Rating: general
Summary: Shaun Gilmore returns to Marquet.
content notes: none
Length: 0:12:05
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Title: The Abduction of Hades
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] bardsley
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Greek Mythology
Pairings: Persephone/Hades
Rating: teen and up
Summary: A series of drabbles which describe Persephone abducting Hades.
content notes: none
Length: 0:08:20
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Title: Shadow of the Panther
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] manic_intent
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Black Panther
Pairings: T'Challa/M'Baku
Rating: explicit
Summary: “What are you doing out here?” T’Challa asked.

The lights from the Jabari Tribe’s fastness were blinking on behind his sloped shoulders, winking bright against the snow and stone, too far away for definition. T’Challa was wrapped in a red patterned shawl over black robes, apparently impervious to the cold. M’Baku knew better. The fanged necklace T’Challa wore. His bracelet, his shoes. Rampant technology. M’Baku looked away.

“I come here to think.” M’Baku waved a hand over the ice.

T’Challa looked from the light globe at M’Baku’s hip to the small cave beyond, hollowed out by hand into an uneven dome, at the bedding, the books. At the staff hung over the doorway, a tooth of vibranium cut along the seam, unadorned. “Alone?”

“I don’t need guards to feel confident. Your Highness.” Besides, M’Baku was wearing his armour, his staff close by.

content notes: none
Length: 14:36
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Title: All the Stars
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] manic_intent
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Black Panther
Pairings: T'Challa/M'Baku
Rating: explicit
Summary: When M’Baku was eighteen and had grown taller than his father and his father’s father, he saw the golden city of Birnin Zana for the first time. The sun was setting over the mountain’s teeth, drawing harsh lines over the huge sculpture of a panther, prowling out of the rock.

“What do you see?” his grandmother had asked.

Even in the twilight of her life, Ngozi stood light-footed on the narrow stone ledge outside the tunnel inset to the sheer cliff. She wore a longbow strapped to her back and no other weapon. In all eighty years of her life no one had ever gotten close enough to her in battle to scratch her.

“The city of our enemies.”

content notes: none
Length: 4:29:39 (4:50:57 with reader's notes)
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Chapter Two stream here 00:21:33

Chapter Three stream here 00:23:01

Chapter Four stream here 00:24:20

Chapter Five stream here 00:22:32

Chapter Six stream here 00:20:04

Chapter Seven stream here 00:21:53

Chapter Eight stream here 00:22:39

Chapter Nine stream here 00:20:23

Chapter Ten stream here 00:22:27

Chapter Eleven stream here 00:27:27

Chapter Twelve stream here 00:19:57

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Title: she's her own invention
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sabinelagrande
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Dorian/The Iron Bull
Rating: explicit
Summary: Dorian isn't interested. What a silly idea.
content notes: rule-63!AU
Length: 00:15:57
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Title: The Talk
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sabrina_il
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Lost Girl
Pairings: Bo/Lauren
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Bo promised Lauren a few minutes of her time. Spoilers for 1x13.
content notes: none
Length: 00:11:39
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 Title: Changes of Perspective
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sixthlight 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya 
Fandom: Rivers of London
Pairings: Peter Grant/Thomas Nightingale
Rating: teen and up
Summary: In 1945, the prison camp of Ettersberg is bombed from altitude. In 2009, Peter Grant graduates university with a bachelor’s degree in architecture.
It’s a magical new world.

content notes: none
Length: 9:17:44
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Title: A Rare Bloom
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] gileonnen
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU - Black Panther
Pairings: M'Baku/T'Challa, background Nakia/T'Challa
Rating: explicit
Summary: When Shuri finds evidence that the heart-shaped herb might still be growing wild in Jabariland, T'Challa and M'Baku embark on a quest to find it. As the journey takes them deep into the mountains, though, their newfound trust—and growing attraction—is tested.
content notes: none
Length: 0:43:41
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Title: To Turn Aside, To Turn Away
Author: [personal profile] margo_kim | [archiveofourown.org profile] Margo_Kim
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Dorian Pavus & Maevaris Tilani, Dorian Pavus & Aquinea Thalrassian, Dorian Pavus & OFC, Dorian Pavus & Female Lavellan, Iron Bull/Dorian Pavus
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: "So he was not ashamed of his preference in lovers. He was not. He had known his preference since his early teens, perhaps earlier, and he had acted upon it to the satisfaction of himself and his partners, and he was not ashamed. Tevinter was ashamed. His parents were ashamed. Dorian was not ashamed. Not about this."

Or: Dorian has always known who he is and what he wants. Knowing has never made it easier. Also, he doesn't really know.

content notes: none
Length: 01:02:53
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Title: The Wandering God
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] manic_intent
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Black Panther, Thor
Pairings: Erik Killmonger/Heimdall
Rating: explicit
Summary: “I am called Heimdall,” Heimdall said, looking straight at T’Challa. “And I bring greetings from Thor, King of Asgard. Well met, your Highness.”

“You speak Xhosa,” T’Challa said, surprised.

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Length: 33:06
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Title: Chaos Theory
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] somnolentblue
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: supernatural
Pairings: none
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Five times Gabriel could have cared about a Winchester.
content notes: none
Length: 03:24
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Title: The Plan B for You and Me
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] samanthahirr
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: American Idol RPF
Pairings: Kris Allen/Adam Labert
Rating: teen and up
Summary: After three years of waiting, Adam is ready to enjoy his happily ever after with Kris…if Kris would just hurry up and realize they're dating already.
content notes: none
Length: 0:16:22
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Title: The Sky's the Limit
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Romantic movie kisses weren't as romantic in real life. All the big-screen glamour was a trick of the editing room—the actual filming was repetitive, impersonal, and boring. Especially when you were overtired, underpaid, and fed up with the bitchy, no-name director who thought he was the next Scorsese.
content notes: none
Length: 0:13:27
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Title: 5-Star Service
Rating: teen and up
Summary: A Pretty Woman movie-fusion. - At the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Los Angeles, assistant manager Kris does whatever it takes to keep his guests happy...even if it means taking their prostitutes shopping.
content notes:
Length: 0:34:50
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Title: Mr. and Mrs. Barton
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] shellybelle
Reader: [personal profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] daroos, and [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Rating: explicit
Summary: Five years before they meet as Hawkeye and the Black Widow, they meet as Clint and Natasha. There is a romance, a marriage, and then, predictably, everything goes absolutely to hell, and Clint still thinks they should be getting royalty money from the DVD sales of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. (Or: boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl get married. Boy and girl neglect to do background checks.)
content notes: none
Length: 1:24:58
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Title: The Bucket
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] gwyneth
Readers: [archiveofourown.org profile] daroos, [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins, [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass, [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: “They’re surprisingly roomy!” Steve’s forced cheer only made the whole thing more insulting.
content notes: none
Length: 0:04:46
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Title: Butts
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] heartslogos
Readers: [archiveofourown.org profile] daroos, [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins, [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass, [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: DCU
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: “"What even defines having a nice butt?" Tim says, regretting the words the second that they're out of his mouth.
content notes: possible abundant spit-takes (blooper-tastic version only. we burst into song. it was pretty great)
Length: 0:07:08 (blooper-free) 0:09:49 (blooper-tastic)
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Title: Third Wheel
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] copperbadge
Readers: [archiveofourown.org profile] daroos, [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins, [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass, [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU
Pairings: bucky/natasha, bucky/steve/natasha
Rating: teen and up
Summary: “Steve is obsessed with Bucky and Natasha's relationship. Bucky's gonna find Steve his own date if it kills him. Natasha thinks Bucky is perhaps overlooking the obvious.
content notes: none
Length: 0:07:06
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Title: The Tender Things That We Were Working On
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lady_ragnell
Readers: [archiveofourown.org profile] daroos, [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins, [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass, [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Leverage
Pairings: alec/parker, pre-parker/alec/eliot
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Maybe they're not the Breakfast Club, but there's something about Saturday detention that seems to bond people together.
content notes: none
Length: 0:08:28
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Title: Three-Point Turn
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] oliviacirce
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Fast and the Furious
Pairings: Ramsey/Tej/Roman, Brian/Dom/Letty/Mia (background)
Rating: explicit
Summary: "Maybe I'll stay," Ramsey says. "Just for a little while. Since I haven't got anywhere else I need to be." Or: Ramsey isn't looking for a home, but one finds her anyway.
content notes: none
Length: 1:28:24
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Title: truth to tell
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] halwen 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya 
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: gen
Summary: Truth to tell, Kima hasn’t thought of Allura in days.
content notes: set during episode 14
Length: 3:37
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Title: private things private
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: gen
Summary: Allura likes to keep her private things private.
content notes: none
Length: 2:40
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Title: thankful
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: In the underdark, Kima is thankful to Vox Machina. She doesn’t want to be.
content notes: set around episode 7-ish
Length: 3:37
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Title: And Never Been Kissed 
Authors: [archiveofourown.org profile] thehoyden and [archiveofourown.org profile] twentysomething 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya 
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sid/Geno
Rating: explicit
Summary: Sid didn’t introduce himself in the hallway, and he certainly doesn’t assume that people know who he is. So it would only be polite to thank Malkin again, this time more personally.
He could write him a letter. An email? No, a letter.

Warnings: none
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Length: 17:55:30

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Title: each according to their nature
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sixthlight
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Rivers of London
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: “What kind?” Nightingale asked, like that was any sort of reasonable question when wings.
content notes: none
Length: 00:31:39
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Title: Velvet
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] tofsla
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Sailor moon
Pairings: Michiru/Haruka
Rating: mature
Summary: Learning to be both Michiru and Sailor Neptune is a process. Backstory.
content notes: Haruka gets misgendered
Length: 1:25:20
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Title: Come Away to the Water
Author: [personal profile] leobrat | [archiveofourown.org profile] leobrat
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Spartacus
Pairings: Crixus/Naevia, Agron/Nasir, Melitta/Oenomaus, Barca/Pietros
Rating: Mature
Summary: Come away, little lass, come away to the water. Away from the light you always knew. We are calling to you... Naevia was born, and then lived her whole life.
Content Notes: graphic depictions of violence, major character death, rape/non-con
Length: 03:26:11
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