amplificathon

Title: Minus One Degree Centigrade
Writer: lc2l
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: Skyfall, Bond/Q, gen rating. (I do swear in the bloopers though :p)
Length: 0:17:18
Writer's summary: In which there is snow and everyone is excessively British.


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MP3 (16Mb) (click to stream, right-click/save as to download)
Audiobook (17Mb)


Notes: This is a hilarious story that's been a WIP for way too long - the cover kind of gives it away :p I hope you enjoy! Thanks to lc2l for having blanket permission and to paraka for hosting!

Points: (5 + 5) x 2 = 20

Title: Man Friday (On the kink meme or on Pouxin's LJ [locked, comment to be added])
Writer: pouxin
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: The Eagle/The Eagle RPS college AU. Marcus/Esca, Esca/Tahar Rahim, Esca/Pip Carter, Esca/Mark Strong, Esca/Donald Sutherland. Rated R for language.
Content notes: Reader's heads up for slight slut-shaming language.
Length: 0:23:45
Writer's summary: Written in response to this prompt at the eagle_kink: Marcus and Esca are friends, maybe even flatmates. The thing is, Esca sleeps with a different person every other night but he never tries to get into Marcus's pants, even though he's pretty flirtatious in their everyday interactions. Maybe Marcus is pining after him, maybe he just feels sort of offended and left out, either way, there is a point when he just can't take it anymore.


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MP3 (22Mb) (click to stream, right click/save as to DL)
Audiobook (23Mb)


Notes: This story contains a pun in French about croissants and 69. I hope that's enough to convince you you need to hear or read it! :p No actual knowledge of the canon is needed.
Thanks to pouxin for giving permission and to paraka for hosting.

Points: [(5 + 5 for fandoms) + (5 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 10 for pairings)] x 3 = 165 points.

Title: Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M.
Writer: cjmarlowe
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: Weekend (movie). Russell/Glen. Explicit.
Length: 0:24:57 (Music Version - intro & outro) / 0:23:14 (Naked Version - reading only)
Writer's summary: It wasn't that Russell never thought about Glen, about what he'd done across the pond with his life and his career and his everything. But it still took him off guard to hear from him again, even just a postcard.


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MP3 (click to stream, right click/save as to download):
Music Version | Size: 23MB
Naked Version| Size: 21MB

Audiobook (click to download):
Music Version | Size: 24MB
Naked Version | Size: 22MB

Notes: No need to have seen the movie to enjoy the story. All you need to know is that these two characters spent a weekend together and are now reuniting for the first time, 6 years later. However, I can only recommend that you see the movie! It's a beautiful, delicate story with excellent acting and a beautiful, subtle depiction of two queer characters. Here's the trailer if you want to check it out.

Thanks to cjmarlowe for having BP and to Paraka for hosting!

Points: (10 + 10) x 3 = 60

Mods, a fandom tag is needed, unless there's a "small movie fandoms" tag I'm not seeing? :)

Title: Warmed Out of the Grey Ash
Author: carmarthen
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: The Eagle (bookverse), Marcus Aquila/Esca MacCunoval, Marcus Aquila/Cottia, Esca MacCunova/Cottia, Marcus Aquila/Cottia/Esca MacCunoval, Rated Teen.
Writer's warning: As a canon-compliant story, Cottia is 15 or 16 here, so if implied sex between a teenager and a 20-something bothers you, you may wish to avoid. Obviously she is an adult in her culture and historical context.
Length: 0:13:29
Author's summary: Marcus, Esca, and Cottia build a house and a life in the Down Country. This is somewhat complicated by Esca being emotionally guarded, Marcus being prone to saying exactly the wrong thing, and Cottia being a teenager who's angry about everything.


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Audiobook (13Mb) | MP3 (12Mb)

Notes: Thanks to the writer for having BP and to Paraka for hosting!

Points: Well, if all the pairings count it comes to one represented, three unrepresented pairings so [5 + (10 + 10 + 10 + 5)] x 2 = 80, but it feels like a lot? If only the main threesome counts then it's [5 + 10] x 2 = 30. Mods, an opinion? 80 it is! :)


Title: Eleven Hipsters Playing
Author: mistresscurvy
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: The Eagle, Marcus Aquila/Esca MacCunoval, Explicit.
Length: 0:20:40
Author's summary: Marcus doesn't usually go for hipster musician types, but he's about to make an exception. A Brooklyn music scene AU.


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Audiobook (19Mb) | MP3 (20Mb)

Notes: This is an accidental repod of an unarchived podfic! Thanks to Mistresscurvy for having BP and to Paraka for hosting.

Points: (5 + 5) x2 = 20

Total points for the post: Depending on the mods' answer to my question above, 50 or... 100! o.O

Title: Patience
Author: helenish
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: The Eagle, Marcus Flavius Aquila/Esca Mac Cunoval, explicit.
Length: 0:11:46
Author's summary: “You could have been my slave,” Esca says once.


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Audiobook (11Mb) | MP3 (11Mb)


Notes: Thanks to Helenish for giving permission to podfic, and to Paraka for hosting! I'd love to hear from you about this - feedback and concrit welcome via comment or DM! :)

Points: [5(fandom) + 5(pairing)] x2(length) = 20

Title: Nightswimming
Author: wax_jism
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: Frank/Gerard, NC-17.
Reader's warnings/content notes: More sex, drugs, angst and family conflict. Use of problematic language by a teenager. If you are unfamiliar with the story/require more detail, highlight to read spoilery content notes: Mentions of drug abuse and depiction of an overdose, vomiting, gory and morbid imagery, bullying, suicidal ideation, mentions of self-harm.
Length: 3:26:24 for this part.

Previous parts: Part 1: on LJ | on DW. Part 2: on LJ | on DW. Part 3: on LJ | on DW. Also available on AO3.




Part 4: (Right click, "save as")
Audiobook (196Mb) | MP3 (189Mb)


Condensed notes: Thanks to wax_jism for giving permission, to paraka for hosting, to crazybutsound for the cover and to anna_unfolding for an outstanding beta. With this part, we're 123,283 words in, short of 13 hours of total podfic, and 87% of the way there. I promise Part 5 will be done in less time than it took to post this one.

Full notes are available at my journal.

I would love to know what you thought about this. You can leave a comment, a direct message on LJ or DW, find me on Twitter, or send me an email: greedy_dancer at livejournal dot com.

Title: You may have my number, you can take my name
Author: lc2l
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: Skyfall Gen. Brief Q/Moneypenny.
Warnings: Canonical character death, spoilers for the movie.
Length: 0:24:05
Author's summary: Eve's hands are shaking and her mascara is smudged down her cheek and for a moment Q thinks Bond has died, but she wasn't this messed up when she killed him before.


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Audiobook (23.1Mb) | MP3 (22.6Mb)


Notes: lc2l is totally awesome for having blanket permission! There are about 3 minutes of rambling reader's notes at the end of this podfic - don't be surprised :p

Hope you enjoy! Let me know what you thought - feedback and concrit welcome via comment or DM! :)

Title: To Be Modified As Necessary
Author: ignipes
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: Avengers, mostly gen. Steve/Bucky, Jane/Thor, Clint/Natasha, Bucky/Natasha.

Length: 0:41:06

They only need ten rules to ensure (relatively) peaceful cohabitation.



Audiobook (39Mb) | MP3 (37Mb)

Notes: Thanks to ignipes for giving permission and to reena_jenkins for the cover. I posted it re-sized here, but I strongly encourage you to check out the original in my journal entry, because the level of detail in this is AMAZING. This is what she had to say on the subject: In my head, the box of soy milk on the top shelf is Tony's, the bagels in the drawer are Bruce's (Steve doesn't keep his bagels in the fridge), and the bag of naan is Clint's. You can't see it, but there's a jar of Reese's peanut butter on the inside of the door that belongs to Natasha, too.).

This is an accidental repod; ou might have seen intransitive posted her own version of this story earlier last week. Which means that we, dear listeners, get to experience the awesomeness of this story twice! :D

Finally, I am using this for my "Lower Pitch" and "Sound Effects" podfic_bingo squares.

Title: Unforseen Side Effects
Author: fickle_obsessions
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: Avengers, Loki/Thor, Steve/Tony, Mature.
Length: 0:38:50

Tony Stark says very important things all the time but no one ever takes him seriously, not even when they really should. So when Tony says he's going to buy an island, sure, no one listens to him because apparently they think that kind of "hyperbole" doesn't need a response. The thing is though, Tony Stark actually can buy an island so he does and now the Avengers have an island that they can use as needed. Do they ever thank him for it? No. They don't even treat it as a learning experience for the next time he says something a little off beat but definitely right.

So when Tony Stark says, "You know what Loki really needs is a Xanax," everyone except Steve ignores him.

"Tony!" Steve says. If he had pearls, he'd be clutching them. "He is actually trying to destroy the world."

"That's what I'm saying," Tony says as he loads a vial filled with green liquid into one of his wrist-guard missiles. "Does that sound like the action of a calm, rational, non-neurotic person to you?"




Audiobook (37Mb) | MP3 (36Mb)

Notes: Thanks to fickle_obsessions for giving permission! And would you look at the crazy cool cover art hapakitsune made?? <3333

You know I would love to know what you thought!