Avengers podfic: Unforseen Side Effects

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Title: Unforseen Side Effects
Author: fickle_obsessions
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: Avengers, Loki/Thor, Steve/Tony, Mature.
Length: 0:38:50

Tony Stark says very important things all the time but no one ever takes him seriously, not even when they really should. So when Tony says he's going to buy an island, sure, no one listens to him because apparently they think that kind of "hyperbole" doesn't need a response. The thing is though, Tony Stark actually can buy an island so he does and now the Avengers have an island that they can use as needed. Do they ever thank him for it? No. They don't even treat it as a learning experience for the next time he says something a little off beat but definitely right.

So when Tony Stark says, "You know what Loki really needs is a Xanax," everyone except Steve ignores him.

"Tony!" Steve says. If he had pearls, he'd be clutching them. "He is actually trying to destroy the world."

"That's what I'm saying," Tony says as he loads a vial filled with green liquid into one of his wrist-guard missiles. "Does that sound like the action of a calm, rational, non-neurotic person to you?"




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Notes: Thanks to fickle_obsessions for giving permission! And would you look at the crazy cool cover art hapakitsune made?? <3333

You know I would love to know what you thought!