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Title: crawling out from a spiral down
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Kakashi/Obito
Rating: Teen
Length: 7:36
Size: 5.6MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Obito glances over Sakura, sprawled out on the couch painting her nails, and raises a brow. “I thought Kakashi told you to leave?”

“Ha.” Sakura checks her nails, then starts applying another coat. “He has like three hundred sports channels. I'm not moving an inch.”


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Title: Extended Metaphors
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong & Arkadyevna
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Gekkou Hayate/Momochi Zabuza
Rating: Teen
Length: 6:58
Size: 5.0MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: It had been a drunken whim, coming on the heels of his breakup with Yugao, to add his name to the list of candidates for political marriages, and even when he’d remembered the next morning Hayate had waved off the notion that anyone would pick him.

Most people are at least mildly alarmed by a shinobi with a chronic illness, after all.


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Title: down in the forest (with the devil in me)
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: gen
Rating: Mature
Length: 36:22
Size: 25.2MB
Music: Boy's Fort by Martin Stig Anderson
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Kiba thinks of Shino, of Shino’s cousin, how Danzō supposedly decommissioned Torune because of what Root had turned him into. Simple enough, then, to meet Konan's stare with bared teeth and the smile of a wolf whose pack has been wounded. If she misses the protectiveness of the gesture, that’s all the better. “No, I stabbed him in the kidney with a poisoned knife and watched him die. These are just for fun.”

The curl of Konan's mouth might be amusement at his grandstanding, or it might just be approval. Kiba can't tell.


Part 2 of the in dreams you follow (but I dream in the dark) series

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Title: with roots that reach out (for the sea)
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: pre-Deidara/Hidan
Rating: Teen
Length: 43:45
Size: 30.3MB
Music: Rotating Room by Martin Stig Anderson
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: "So," Kiba asks, "what's up with the creepy asshole in the basement?"

Deidara blinks, caught off guard, but before he can say anything Hidan huffs. “Basement?” he demands. “What fucking basement?”

Part 3 of the in dreams you follow (but I dream in the dark) series

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Title: Wear my heart on my fist
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Touka/Izuna, Hashirama/Mito, Tobirama/Madara
Rating: Teen
Length: 46:55
Size: 21.7MB
Music: Anything by Headly
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Tōka is not some reckless vigilante wannabe. She is an IT girl. Mito and Tobirama can keep bouncing across rooftops and knocking out criminals if they want. Tōka is a reasonable, responsible adult with bills to pay and—and a best friend who’s probably playing punching bag for the mob right now. Damn it.

part 2 of the Superhero AU series

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Title: Like glitter and gold (I've got fire in my soul)
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Sakumo/Orochimau
Rating: Teen
Length: 59:11
Size: 27.4MB
Music: Glitter and Gold by Barns Courtneyi
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: “Photokinetic,” Orochimaru repeats, eyes narrowing faintly at the White Fang. If he’s dealing with an idiot, he’ll—well. Be polite, because the man did save him, and Jiraiya will be insufferable if he makes his hero-rescuer cry (again).

To his surprise, however, it’s not offense overtaking the hero’s face, but glee.

part 3 of the Superhero AU series

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Title: It's only love, not a time bomb
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Tobirama/Madara, Touka/Izuna, Hashirama/Mito, Sakumo/Orochimaru
Rating: Explicit
Length: 50:26
Size: 23.4MB
Music: Timebomb by P!nk
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Things are starting to make a truly horrifying amount of sense, now that Madara's brain has managed to leapfrog from Point A to Point My Best Friend’s Little Brother Is Also Sort of My Sexy Nemesis. Like the flirting, for one.

part 4 of the Superhero AU series

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Title: Team Kakashi vs. Paperwork
Author: LullabyKnell
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 1:37:06
Size: 133.7MB
Music: Finale : Working Together - Allegro Vivace by Miwa Sato
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: There's another Team Seven. After so many long years and failed teams, Kakashi has finally passed the fourth Team Seven in Konoha's commonly-known history after his own, his sensei's, and the Legendary Sannin themselves. Oh god, what was he even thinking?

Part 4 of the Team Seven vs. Paperwork series

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Title: King on a Burning Throne
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Orochimaru/Jiraiya; Anko/Shizune; Kakashi/Tanzou; Shikamaru/Naruto
Rating: Teen
Length: 42:39
Size: 32.4MB
Music: M is for monster by Slayers BGM
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Five points of view on a family of monsters.

Part 3 of the Cry Havoc series

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Series Podbook [4:07:58; 117.0MB]

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Title: I've invented a momentum that'll never slow me down
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Gen (pre- Tobirama/Madara & Hashirama/Mito)
Rating: Teen
Length: 41:06
Size: 57.0MB
Music: Anything by Hedley
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: “No,” Tobirama says again, though he already has a sneaking, sinking suspicion that he’s going to lose this argument, as he does the vast majority of his arguments with Mito. Then, because sometimes the only way to undermine Mito's crazy is to match it, he adds, “If one of us is Batman, the other has to be Robin, and I look terrible in pixie boots.”

Part 1 of the Superhero AU series

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Title: Rampant Nerdery
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Naruto/Sasuke, Shisui/Tenzou
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 8:53
Size: 12.7MB
Music: Go!! by FLOW
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: For a series of asks on my Tumblr that started with: What if the Uchiha clan weren't know for their skills in battle? Their eyes would make them the best at jutsu creation, so what if they where know as a clan of nerds? They gain a reputation for being geniuses able to make a dozen A-rank jutsus on the spot, but they are more likely to trip and fall flat on their face then actually be able to attack you with the jutsu they just made up. They still pull a 'coup' that consists of them dumping the police on the rest of the ninja and taking over R&D.

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Title: get in the action, feel the attraction
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Sakura/Kisame
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 8:13
Size: 11.7MB
Music: Man! I Feel Like a Woman by Shania Twain
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: For an ask on my Tumblr: Well that post about kisame and shark characteristics said the hoshigaki females would be generally bigger, more muscular etc. So just, kisame sees the pink headed blob from behind and like ew a weak one but then she turns around and bam memories of his mother accidentally breaking tables/doors/walls come to mind bam he's in love

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