Podfic Backlog Post, Part One

[reena_jenkins]

Title: Buffy's Guide to Semi-Successful Poly Relationships (In the Past)
Author: pprfaith
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Buffy Summers/Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr
Warnings: Polyamory, panic-y angsting and… Buffy?
Length: 00:29:55

Author's Summary: "Buffy rather like Harry Potter has a saving people thing. Charles and Eric definitely need saving. For themselves, the good of mutant kind, and quite possibly the world. The fact said saving is totally going to benefit her, and probably involve more threesome naked hijinks is just a happy coincidence. No really. Basically, I'd like the sequel to Buffy's Guide to Surving in 1962. "

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)+(5))x3 = 45





Title: sparkle sparkle this
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Twilight
Pairing: gen
Warnings: none
Length: 00:01:52

Author's Summary: "Edward, meet Spike. He's got a bone to pick with you. Total crack."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)+(5+5))x1 = 20





Title: Erratically In All Directions
Author: tieleen
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Terry Pratchett's Discworld, Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes
Pairing: gen
Warnings: none
Length: 00:03:50

Author's Summary: "The dwarf turned a perturbed face on him. "I don't know, sir. I think Commander Vimes is about to kill Mr. Holmes.""

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)+(5+5))x1 = 20





Title: I pray you, kind one, take pity on father and son
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandoms: Norse Mythology, White Collar, Avengers movie'verse
Pairing: Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Warnings: alternate universe, mythology, Loki And His Children, secret identity, family drama
Length: 00:21:06

Author's Summary: "Neal Caffrey has never killed anyone. But he hasn’t always been Neal Caffrey."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5+5)+(5))x3 = 60





Title: one angel in another's hell
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Avengers movie'verse, Supernatural
Pairing: gen (one mention of Clint Barton/Phil Coulson)
Warnings: spoilers for the end of Avengers, major character death, character backstory, mentions of child abuse, mentions of substance abuse, unrequited love
Length: 00:09:03

Author's Summary: "They’re all dead except for Clint, standing in front of a demon, moon high in the sky at midnight."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+1)+(5+5))x1 = 16





Title: late nights and early sunsets (vampires will never hurt you but zombies will eat your brains)
Author: akamine_chan
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandoms: Bandom (My Chemical Romance)
Pairing: gen
Warnings: zombie apocalypse
Length: 00:11:41

Author's Summary: "Frank's wired and restless; he isn't sleeping well, no one is, and he makes up the difference in caffeine, nicotine and sugar. Usually that's a bad idea, guaranteed to bounce him onto someone's shit list, but right now, he doesn't fucking care. He's doing whatever it takes to get through the endless days and nights without going crazy."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (1+5)x2 = 12





Title: Half A Dozen Laconic Bastards
Author: sam_storyteller
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Stargate: Atlantis, White Collar, Eureka, Teen Titans, Torchwood
Pairing: gen
Warnings: timeline tomfoolery, unrepentant crack, The Grand Unified Theory Of Hair
Length: 00:34:03

Author's Summary: "John Sheppard didn't know he was part of an ATA-gene cloning project until it was much, much too late. Neal and Zane have a serious case of sibling rivalry, Ianto and Tim don't like the uniforms, and Gwen isn't sure she wants to be leader after all."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((1+5+5+5+5)+(5+5+5+5+5))x3 = 138





Title: we are not funeral homes
Author: pprfaith
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandoms: Avengers movie'verse (fusion with Norse Mythology)
Pairing: Tony Stark/Pepper Potts
Warnings: gore, death, Norse mythology.
Length: 00:10:36

Author's Summary: "Tony and Pepper: the original Loki and Sigyn"

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (5+5)x2 = 20





Title: I walk a mile in bloody shoes
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: DOOM, Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: James 'Jim' Kirk/Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
Warnings: Alternate Universe, spoilers for both movies
Length: 00:14:01

Author's Summary: "Jim Kirk reminds him of Sam. That's what he tells himself at first, why he sticks close to the kid at the Academy."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)+(5))x2 = 30





Title: cats and canaries
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandoms: Dark Angel, X-Men movie'verse
Pairing: gen
Warnings: alternate universe, violence
Length: 00:05:28

Author's Summary: ""And who might you be?" he asked, crouching down. He didn't want to kill the kid, to his own shock. Kinda wanted to adopt him, take him home, feed him good and proper. He hadn't felt this way since he followed Jimmy into the woods that night of awakenings.

Sabertooth adopts X5-493."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)+(5+5))x1 = 20





Title: The Skin Beneath The Skin
Author: jibrailis
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating:
Fandoms: Disney's The Little Mermaid
Pairing: Ariel/Prince Eric
Warnings: post-movie, ignores sequel
Length: 00:20:29

Author's Summary: "Even if Ariel were to want to return to the sea, even if memories of shells and coral overshadow her restless nights, even if she were to look at her children, who speak only of land matters and never of the water -- even then, she cannot."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (5+10)x3 = 45





Title: An Alternate Solution to the Problem of Susan
Author: cofax 
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandoms: Stargate: SG-1, Chronicles of Narnia (books)
Pairing: gen
Warnings: pre-series for SG1
Length: 00:03:21

Author's Summary: "The Professor's house had a great many valuable "historical artifacts", as The Macready had been fond of saying."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)+(5+5))x1 = 20





Title: Escalation
Author: gala_apples
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating:
Fandoms: Glee, Bandom (My Chemical Romance, The Used)
Pairing: Gerard Way/Frank Iero, mentions of Gerard Way/Bert McCracken, Bert McCracken/Quinn Allman.
Warnings: Glee season two AU, bullying, homophobic language
Length: 00:20:47

Author's Summary: "The new student at McKinley doesn't take kindly to homophobia."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+1+5)+(5+5+5))x3 = 78



Total Points: (45)+(20)+(20)+(60)+(16)+(12)+(138)+(20)+(30)+(20)+(45)+(20)+(78) = 524



*EDIT - I accidentally posted a podfic twice, but it's been removed and points re-calculated*

Comments

[podmod]

Hi there! Your metadata and points for An Alternate Solution to the Problem of Susan are missing, can you please update your entry so we can verify your points? Thanks!

[reena_jenkins]

Alright, I think it's been fixed? I know there's an extra tag for 'fandom:lord of the rings verse' that doesn't need to be on this post, as well, that I can't seem to get rid of...

Sorry for the hassle.

[podmod]

Yeah, sorry, only mods can delete tags (not by choice: unfortunately it's the same security level as allowing only mods to *create* tags, even though they're totally not the same thing :/), so I'll do that for you shortly. :)

And the entry looks fixed to me, thank you very much!

~phela~

[fleurrochard]

Here are your archive entries:

Buffy's Guide to Semi-Successful Poly Relationships (In the Past)

sparkle sparkle this

Erratically In All Directions

I pray you, kind one, take pity on father and son

one angel in another's hell

late nights and early sunsets (vampires will never hurt you but zombies will eat your brains)

Half A Dozen Laconic Bastards

we are not funeral homes

I walk a mile in bloody shoes

cats and canaries

The Skin Beneath The Skin

Escalation

If you add the missing data for "An Alternate Solution to the Problem of Susan" I'll archive that one as well. :)

[reena_jenkins]

Thank you! I think I fixed the post - at least, the missing metadata is showing up for me. Let me know if there's anything else I can do.

[fleurrochard]

And here is your entry for it: An Alternate Solution to the Problem of Susan
:)

[idella]

I really enjoyed listening to 'An Alternate Solution to the Problem of Susan'. :)