amplificathon

Title: In Which Kiza Didn't Ask for the Treatment
Author:

halwen
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: She hadn't asked for the recode treatment. Hadn't known it was even an option, really, on the backwater planet she and her father had washed up on.
content notes:
Length: 0:04:05
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

cover by me!

Title: A Girl Worth Fighting For
Author:

meinterrupted
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings: Aurora/Mulan
Rating: general audiences
Summary: You need to find a better way to channel your anger.

After the events of Lady of the Lake, Mulan teaches Aurora to spar.
content notes: none
Length: 0:08:43
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

cover by me!

Title: Of Letters Never Sent
Author:

selenay
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who (12th Doctor era)
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: She asked the Doctor once about visiting her younger self and he'd given her a two hour lecture about time and paradoxes and theories about time stability. She hadn't understood all the maths he'd scrawled on the blackboard, but she'd followed enough of it to work out that meeting her previous self was a Very Bad Idea.
content notes:
Length: 0:04:33
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

cover by me!

Title: look ahead (at a clear sky)
Author:

walkthegale
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Yasha/Zuala
Rating: general audiences
Summary: It was only a matter of time. (A Zuala Lives AU.)
content notes: none
Length: 0:03:45
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

cover by me!

opalsong

Title: How To Train Your Angel-Wolf-Boyfriend
Author: OctoSally
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter/Caine
Rating: Explicit
Length (total): 8:50:12
Cover: Opalsong
Music: Shining Star by Shiho Nanba
Summary: The fact that she was still a little annoyed with him for the “I’m closer to a dog than you” quip might have informed what she did next.

She patted the warm cement next to her, and said, in the firm tone she’d heard animal trainers use:

“Caine, sit.”

[Pretty much what it says on the tin. Jupiter Jones and Caine Wise figure each other out, post-canon. Basically my exploration of their relationship and where it might lead. EDIT: Now COMPLETE! Enjoy the sex and plot and wacky OCs!]

Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1: Sit [0:17:14; 16.0MB]
Chapter 2: Stay [0:26:54; 24.8MB]
Chapter 3: Come [1:14:06; 68.0MB]
Chapter 4: Positive Reinforcement [1:22:11; 75.4MB]
Chapter 5: Learning to Disobey [1:23:40; 76.8MB]
Chapter 6: Trust [1:47:32; 98.7MB]
Chapter 7: Ending on a High Note [2:06:39; 116.2MB]
Chapter 8: Epilogues [0:11:56; 11.1MB]
Audiobook [8:50:13; 242.0MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

opalsong

Title: How Jupiter Jones Got Her Gravboots
Author: blcwriter
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General
Length: 8:55
Size: 8.4 MB
Music: HOLY SHINE by Daisy x Daisy
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: A missing scene fic (spoilerific) between Captain Tsing & Jupiter Jones before she goes back to Earth, because I know I wasn't the only one who was sitting in the theater thinking "Stinger Apini, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LETTING YOUR DAUGHTER EXIT THE SCENE LIKE THAT?"

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

reena_jenkins

Three Times A Week, For A Year - a podfic anthology of 52 8-minutes-or-less podfics in a multitude of fandoms, for listening while you wait for coffee (or the bus, or for a cab, or the next E train).

Download the entire anthology as a zipped podbook over here - 03:56:49, 434 mb.

OR download the individual podfics as mp3s, below. Many many thanks to

RsCreighton for compiling the podbook!

( fifty two podfics in dozens of fandoms behind the cut )
Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Total Points: 929

cloudlake

Silence is Golden written and read by cloudlake
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Rating: General Audiences
Relationships: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Characters: Jupiter Jones, Caine Wise
Additional Tags: Romantic Fluff, Comfort
Summary:Suddenly Caine and Jupiter seemed closer again at her house. So I think this may have been what happened, post wedding rescue. Short oneshot.

(Music "Love Lost" by Aerocity (Creative Commons))

Length:3 minutes 27 seconds

File in MP3 format hosted on Dropbox - HERE, size 3.55 MB

Also posted to my AO3 here.

Points: [10 (fandom had 0 as of 3/1 from what I can tell and it's a recent release) + 10 (relationship and chars had 0 as of 3/1)]*1 (length)= 20

cloudlake

cover art for Recalibration - a Jupiter Ascending Fanfic

Title: Recalibration written and read by

cloudlake
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairing: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Non Pairing chars: Stinger Apini, Titus Abraxas
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jupiter and Caine face reality. Nothing stays the same in the 'verse. She can't just remain as Earth's quiet queen after Caine brings a report that he doesn't want to give. How will this affect them? How will it affect her situation? (Rated T for mild swearing and suggestive themes.)

(Music "Lost Within" from a Himitsu (Creative Commons))

Length: 1 hour 58 minutes (10 Chapters)

All files in Mp3 format hosted on Dropbox. Zip archive filesize is 191 MB
Download all chapters as a zip here as a single zip or individual chapters.

Also posted to my AO3 here.

Points: [10 (fandom had 0 as of 3/1 from what I can tell and it's a recent release) + 10+10+10 (relationship and chars had 0 as of 3/1)]*5 (length)= 200

(I think I got that right - it's my first time posting ANYTHING here and my first podfic so let me know if I goofed!)

reena_jenkins

Title: Flying for Beginners
Author:

schneefink
Reader:

reena_jenkins
Coverartist:

reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Jupiter Ascending, Hockey RPF
Pairings: gen
Warnings: post-movie, crossover

Length: 00:05:48

Author's Summary: "Sid learns how to skate on air."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,

paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (1+10+10+10)x1 =31 points

reena_jenkins

Title: the instinct to your charm
Author:

Sorrel
Reader:

reena_jenkins
Coverartist:

reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Warnings: During Canon, Pack Bonding, Romance, Friendship, past unrequited caine/stinger, pining, so much pining, Families of Choice, extremely handwaved science

Length: 03:57:59

Author's Summary: "How does someone go from tracking an unknown target to diving to certain death through an impassible hurricane in order to save them? Maybe it goes a bit like this: a few death-defying feats of bravery, a fair bit of flirtation, a whole boatload of social awkwardness, a generous spoonful of sexual attraction. Mix with jokes, touching, taking care of each other, and trust. Season liberally with the spice of the forbidden and some good old-fashioned hormones, and add just a dash of where have you been all my life. Maybe it's not a recipe for true love- but what a way to start.

Or: Caine Wise, from first rescue to last."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as a zipped mp3 file right over here (thank you,

paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (10+10)x8 = 160 points

reena_jenkins

Title: Primae Noctis
Author:

inlovewithnight
Reader:

reena_jenkins
Coverartist:

reena_jenkins
Rating: NC-17
Fandoms: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Warnings: post-movie, Knotting, First Time

Length: 00:13:30

Author's Summary: "On their fourth date, Jupiter takes matters into her own hands."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,

paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (10+10)x2 = 40 points

reena_jenkins

Title: Praise for the Loved
Author:

Everbright
Reader:

reena_jenkins
Coverartist:

reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Warnings: post-movie, Praise Kink, kinky power differentials that are straight-up not connected to earth D/S, Service Submission

Length: 00:12:02

Author's Summary: "Caine's a good dog, yes he is."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,

paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (10+10)x2 = 40 points

opalsong

Title: Leverage/Jupiter Ascending Not!Fic
Author: theladyragnell
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter/Caine
Rating: Gen
Length: 6:27
Size: 6.2MB
Music: Leverage Main Title by Joseph Loduca
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: The way I saw it, I had too options for this. One is the one where Hardison is a reincarnated space prince, Eliot is the rollerblading space werewolf sent for him, and Parker is a bounty hunter and they all end up teaming up. The other is, well …

Links: MP3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting! and thanks to theladyragnell for blanket permission!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

POINTS: (10 + 5 + 10) * 1 = 25

EDIT: LINK FIXED SO SORRY ABOUT THAT!

reena_jenkins

Title: light and the world's turning
Author:

staranise
Reader:

reena_jenkins
Coverartist:

reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandoms: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Warnings: post-movie, Aftercare, BDSM, Biting and Marking, Caine likes the idea of belonging to someone, aftermath of painplay, kink meme prompt

Length: 00:12:23

Author's Summary: "Prompt: Caine expected the sex and to do what he's told and to like it. He didn't expect to be taken care of and cuddled and thanked afterwards too."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,

paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (10+10)x2 = 40 points

opalsong

Title: The Convergence of Genetics and Quantitative Analysis
Author: ryfkah
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter/Caine
Rating: G
Length: 28:49
Size: 26.7MB
Music: OPEN THE GATE by ルーシィ(平野綾)
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Aleksa thinks it's about time she met this hypothetical boyfriend of Jupiter's.

(Aleksa's maybe at least a little bit more prepared for this meeting than Jupiter probably thinks.)

Links: MP3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

(10 + 10) * 3 = 60

opalsong

Title: hope is a thing with feathers
Author: Meskeet
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending/His Dark Materials
Pairings: Jupiter/Caine
Rating: Teen
Length: 18:42
Size: 17.5MB
Music: Alone by Megumi Hayashibara
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: It's not until they're in freefall that it hits her. Caine Wise has no daemon.

(A HDM Daemon AU where wings are made of dust, wolves make their own packs, and some pains fade with time).

Links: MP3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

POINTS: (10 + 10 + 10) * 2 = 60

opalsong

Title: My Cousin is Dating an Alien
Author: angelan
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter/Caine
Rating: G
Length: 12:40
Size: 11.7MB
Music: The Pathfinders by Claude Desjardins and Eric Robertson
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: My Cousin is Dating an Alien, an essay by Moltka Bolotnikov, age 12 and ½.

Links: MP3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

POINTS: (10 + 10) = 40

opalsong

Title: Life in the Apiary
Author: wanderingaesthetic
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 17:07
Size: 16.1MB
Music: Honeybee Manor by Nobuo Uematsu
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Kiza isn’t in school long before she realizes that her daddy isn’t much like other daddies, and she isn’t much like other little girls. Scenes from the lives of Sad Bee Dad and Cool Bee Daughter.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

POINTS: (10 + 10) * 2 = 40

opalsong

Title: Ascension For Dummies
Author: fadeaccompli
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter/Caine
Rating: General
Length: 33:50
Size: 31.2MB
Music: Revolution ~off vocal version~ by Megumi Hayashibara & INFOMERCIAL MUSIC CUE Produced by film composer Scott Douglas MacLachlan
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Jupiter doesn't feel ready for the bureaucratic nightmare of getting Titus to trial, or for the weirdness of being royalty in general. Fortunately, someone's written a guide exactly suited to her new needs.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

POINTS: (10 + 10) * 3 = 60

reena_jenkins

Title: Ascension For Dummies
Author: fadeaccompli
Reader:

reena_jenkins
Coverartist:

reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: gen
Warnings: post-movie, Space Bureaucracy, How To Succeed In Space Without Really Trying

Length: 00:37:33

Author's Summary: "Jupiter doesn't feel ready for the bureaucratic nightmare of getting Titus to trial, or for the weirdness of being royalty in general. Fortunately, someone's written a guide exactly suited to her new needs."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,

paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (10+10)x3 = 60 points

rscreighton

Title: Your Highnessness
Author:

shadydave
Reader:

RsCreighton
Rating: G
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending & Guardians of the Galaxy
Pairing: Gen
Length: 30:51
Summary: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far a—
Yeah, I know that’s not when it happened, but that’s how you start this kind of—
I don’t know, do I look like George Lucas?
No, he made the movie. No, it doesn’t have Kevin Bacon. Not everything has Kevin Bacon!
Of course it’s still good!
Fine, you dicks. If you think you know better than one of the greatest stories of the human race:
A short time ago, in this galaxy...
Notes: My cover art skills are fail. xD But this was fun. :D

Link to Podfic:

MP3| M4B

Streaming

Points: (10+10+10+10)*3=120

(I think we need a guardians of the galaxy tab I think, please n thank you? :) )

opalsong

Title: all that is earth
Author: novembersmith
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter/Caine
Rating: Explicit
Length: 39:12
Size: 36.3MB
Music: Secret ~ Someone's Message by Akira Ishida
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Jupiter’s trying not to take it personally, but being inexplicably flinched away from is getting really, really old.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting! And to novembersmith for having blanket permission!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

ps. This is an unexpected re-pod of reena_jenkins' podfic posted earlier in this very contest. My cover art does not compare. It was kinda intimidating really - that lovely cover art.

POINTS: (10 + 10) * 3 = 60

4 more Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology podfics

How To Train Your Angel-Wolf-Boyfriend [written by OctoSally; read by Opalsong]

How Jupiter Jones Got Her Gravboots [written by blcwriter; read by Opalsong]

Three Times A Week, For A Year: a multi-fandom podfic anthology

[Jupiter Ascending] Silence is Golden

[Jupiter Ascending] Recalibration

Flying for Beginners

the instinct to your charm

Primae Noctis

Praise for the Loved

Leverage/Jupiter Ascending Not!Fic [written by theladyragnell; read by Opalsong]

light and the world's turning

The Convergence of Genetics and Quantitative Analysis [written by ryfkah; read by Opalsong]

hope is a thing with feathers [written by Meskeet; read by Opalsong]

My Cousin is Dating an Alien [written by angelan; read by Opalsong]

Life in the Apiary [written by wanderingaesthetic; read by Opalsong]

Ascension For Dummies [written by fadeaccompli; read by Opalsong]

Ascension For Dummies

[JA & GotG] Your Highnessness

all that is earth [written by novembersmith; read by Opalsong]

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