Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions.
I went into this year's Amplificathon knowing that the only prize I could realistically win was the one for shortest podfic. Apparently
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analise010 had the same idea :) I challenged her to battle, she accepted and... it escalated from there... Next thing I know, I was boasting I had a
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Sarshi and woke up with a bunch of tiny, tiny ficlets in my inbox and dragging
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theothershiroki into it as well (she provided the adorable banner :D )
My worthy opponent's post can be found over at "
The Podfic Haiku Series"
Enjoy the battle :D
Author: Sarshi Reader: kdheart Fandom: Baltagul, Twilight
Pairings: Bella Swan/Jacob Black
Rating: G
Length: 16s (Romanian)/18s(English)
Romanian:
Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB
Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)+10(Romanian)= 30
English:
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Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)= 20
subtotal for fic: 30+20=50
Title: Creepy Stalker
Author: Sarshi Reader: kdheart Fandom: Blood Ties, Being Human (BBC)
Pairings: Hal/Henry
Rating: T
Length: 14s
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Points: 5(Being Human)+5(Blood Ties)+10(Hal/Henry)=20
Author: Sarshi Reader: kdheart Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
Length: 14s
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Points: 5(Dr Who)+5(Doctor/River)=10
Author: Sarshi Reader: kdheart Fandom: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Romanian historical figures
Characters: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Vlad Ţepeş (Vlad the Impaler)
Rating: T
Length: 12s
Romanian:
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Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)+10(Romanian)=50
English:
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Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)=40
subtotal for fic: 50+40=90
Author: Sarshi Reader: kdheart Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Points: 1(HP)+5(Drarry)=6
Title: Their Love Was Soft, Fluffy and Perverted
Author: Sarshi Reader: kdheart Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Ichimaru Gin/Kon
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Points: 5(Bleach)+10(Gin/Kon)=15
Author: Sarshi Reader: kdheart Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: gen
Rating: G
Length: 10s
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Points: 5(Bleach)+5(gen)=10
Total Points: 50+20+10+90+6+15+10=201
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