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[Podfic] The Choices We Can't Make (And Those We Can) (32 words) by PhagePods
Mediafire Link: mp3
Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alexei "Tater" Mashkov/Snowy
Characters: Alexei "Tater" Mashkov, Snowy (Check Please!), Sebastien "Marty" St. Martin, Providence Falconers (Ensemble)
Additional Tags: Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Podfic, Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes
Author summary:

The phone nearly fell out of Alexei’s numb fingers as he listened to George on the other end of the line. “They thought you might take the news from me best. I’m so sorry, Tater. I know how much the team means to you.”

He had hoped that they would pass him over and pick up one of the other people on the list. He knew his hefty contract should have made him less desirable. Just one more year and he would have been about to hide behind his no trade clause. It took him several minutes to find his voice. “When they call me?” he croaked.

Current Mood: accomplished

hananobira

Summary:
After a painful breakup with his first-ever boyfriend, Bitty is on a mission to prove something to himself. Thanks to an attractive stranger in a floral snapback, he learns something better instead.

Notes and acknowledgements:
Thank you, Cesy, for your donation to Puerto Rico hurricane relief! And sorry it too so long, but I hope it was worth the wait.

My gratitude to analise010 for organizing Fandom Loves Puerto Rico, Paraka for hosting, and SummerFrost for permission to record!

*****

Original Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10355196
Author: SummerFrost
Fandom: Check, Please!
Pairing: Bitty/Kent
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Length: 00:28:05

Paraka: MP3 (38 MB) or M4B (25 MB)
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14404026

fire_juggler

Title: [Podfic] make this house a home
Author: bleep0bleep
Reader:

fire_juggler
Fandom: Check Please!
Pairing: Jack/Bitty
Length: 00:22:41
Summary: With the prospect of an empty Haus for Thanksgiving, Jack invites Bitty over to his new place in Providence. As friends, of course.
Link to Text: [Text] make this house a home

fire_juggler

Title: [Podfic] He changes the game
Author: justaphage
Reader:

fire_juggler
Fandom: Check Please!
Pairing: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann (main), Kent Parson/Jack Zimmermann
Length: 00:20:33
Summary: No, Jack Zimmermann did not need or want a soulmate. And then this little shit came along.
Link to Text: [Text] He changes the game

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Title: [Podfic] Please Let Me Affirm Your Sexuality
Author: tryslora
Reader:

fire_juggler
Fandom: Check Please!
Pairing: Lardo/Shitty, Ransom/Holster
Length: 00:19:50
Summary: Everyone talks to Shitty, including his Hausmates.
Link to Text: [Text] Please Let Me Affirm Your Sexuality

hananobira

Summary: Ever since the day he met Jack Zimmermann, Shitty has seen it as his solemn duty to aggressively love him. (He just didn't know how aggressive the love Jack needed would be.)

Notes and acknowledgements: Recorded for the "Incorporate Physical Sound" and "Incorporate Music" squares for Podfic BINGO.

Thanks to angelsaves for suggesting the perfect podfic for this prompt! I made all the sound effects myself, mostly by actually slapping myself on the thigh and working my best porn star moans. Definitely one of the most entertaining podfics I've ever recorded.

Thanks to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting!

Original Fic: here
Author: angelsaves
Fandom: Check, Please!
Pairing: Shitty/Jack
Rating: Explicit
Tags: Spanking, Biting, Face-Slapping, BDSM
Songs: "Lullaby of the Leaves" by Ella Fitzgerald, "All the Single Ladies" by Beyonce
Length: 00:33:13

Paraka: MP3 (46 MB) or M4B (31 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

code_switch

Title: The 500 Helmets of Bartholomew Knight
Author: jedusaur
Reader: codeswitch
Rating: Teen and up
Fandom: Dr. Seuss, Check Please!
Pairings: Gen
Summary:
"Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”
"K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.
“Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

Length: 4:42
Stream or download at Soundcloud.

Crossposted to AO3.

Points: [5+10+10+10] x1= 35

rhea314

I was super lucky and got to visit The24thKey last fall. We did lots of podfic together, but I am the worst about editing so 8 months later these are finally finished (more to come in the next month hopefully?). Any remaining repeated lines are my own fault but I think I’ve got them cleaned up and spiffy. It was tons of fun and The24thKey is awesome and made cool cover art!

Title: Bad Impressions are for Free
Author: ravelqueen
Reader: Rhea314 & The24thKey
Fandom: Hikaru no Go
Character: Akira/Hikaru
Rating: G
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: 5 times Hikaru wasn't what someone expected (and one time he was)
Text: here
Length 0:26:41
Link: here

5+5 x 3 = 30

Title: on the sidelines wishing for right now
Author: defcontwo
Reader: Rhea314 & The24thKey
Fandom: Check Please!
Character: Eric/Jack
Rating: G
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: Bitty resists the urge to let out a hysterical laugh because apparently this is just his life now. He tries to call his boyfriend and winds up getting hockey advice from a living legend.
5 times Bitty bonded with Bad Bob + 1 time Jack tries to bond with Coach Bittle.
Text: here
Length 0:17:50
Link: here

5+10 x 2 = 30
Total = 60pts

code_switch

Title: on the sidelines wishing for right now
Author: defcontwo
Reader: codeswitch
Rating: General Audiences
Fandom: Check Please!
Pairings: Jack/Bitty
Summary: Bitty resists the urge to let out a hysterical laugh because apparently this is just his life now. He tries to call his boyfriend and winds up getting hockey advice from a living legend. 5 times Bitty bonded with Bad Bob + 1 time Jack tries to bond with Coach Bittle.
Length: 17:56
Download: mp3 at Mediafire

Crossposted at AO3.

[5+5] x2 = 20

code_switch

Title: One Hand Clapping
Author:

hapakitsune
Reader:

codeswitch
Rating: Teen and up audiences
Fandom: Check Please!
Pairings: Shitty/Lardo, Jack/Bitty
Summary: “Does it really count as a double date if only one of the couples knows it’s a double date?” Shitty asks philosophically.
Length: 20:13
Download: mp3 at Mediafire

Crossposted at AO3.

[5+10+10] x3 = 75

code_switch

Title: now commence to kick each brick apart
Author: misandrywitch
Reader: codeswitch
Rating: Not rated
Fandom: Check Please!
Pairings: Gen, background Jack/Bitty and Shitty/Lardo
Summary: “I want to go into the backyard, smoke a joint with you and burn that fucking poster,” Jack says.
Length: 44:47
Download: mp3 at Mediafire

(5+5) x 4 = 40 (Shitty/Lardo not counted because it's really more of a mentioned pairing)

code_switch

Title: Working Out, Watching Sports, and Breaking the Fourth Wall
Author: jedusaur
Reader: codeswitch
Fandom: Check Please!
Pairing: Kent Parson/John Johnson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: Johnson the Metaphysical Goalie
Length: 7:27
Download: Mediafire

Summary:
Kent blinks. “Did you just call Jack my love interest?”
“Ah,” says Johnson. “Yooouuur… hm. How to put this.”

Points: [5+10] x 1 = 15

This is my first post here. Hi everyone! Can I have a tag for reader:codeswitch? Thanks :D

yue_ix

Title: Hockeyed Up
Author: Sophie
Reader: Sophie
Fandom: Check, Please!
Pairing: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann
Rating: Mature
Length: 1h43
Size: 95 MB
Cover: Yue_IX
Additional tags: Coming of Age, Anxiety Disorder, Panic Attacks, Past Drug Addiction, Fluff, Canadian hockey playing robot having sex, Bitty doesn't know how to use Twitter as well as he thinks, trufax Québecois accent

Summary: There are many things on Jack's mind. Namely: hockey, hockey, Bitty, hockey, anxiety, hockey, hockey, anxiety, Bitty, hockey, hockey, anxiety, and hockey.

Links: AO3 page (MP3 or Stream)

Posting this for my wife Sophie, with permission of course. She doesn't have a reader tag here yet.

growlery

Title: got my heavy heart to hold me down

Author: growlery

Reader:growlery

Fandom: Merlin

Pairings: Elena/Mithian

Rating: G

Length: 8:05
Size: 7.41MB

Summary:

Mithian's a Ravenclaw, Elena's a Gryffindor and they're the best of friends, even though Mithian's in the middle of her OWLs and Elena's ridiculous hormones keep making things weird.

Links: AO3

Title: it can be in any tense but it must make sense

Author: laliandra

Reader: growlery

Fandom: The Lizzie Bennet Diaries

Pairings: Lydia Bennet/Mary Bennet

Rating: PG-13

Length: 10:39
Size: 11.4MB

Summary:

Mary still doesn't know if you can write a song about not knowing what's worst, falling for a straight girl or falling for your cousin. Or The One Where Lizzie has the stage presence (although not according to Darcy), Jane has their Look and Charlotte is going to make them lots of money. Or A Band AU.

Links: AO3

Title: under a sky we made

Author: mlle

Reader: growlery

Fandom: Check, Please!

Pairings: Shitty Knight & Lardo Duan

Rating: G

Length: 30:06
Size: 28.9MB

Summary:

Lardo thinks in bullet points, in checklists and to do items. It’s why she makes a great team manager, she knows, and it’s why she worries she’ll never truly have the temperament to be an artist.
“‘Be’ an ‘artist,’” as Shitty would say—as Shitty has said, voice conveying those sarcastic quotation marks.

Links: AO3

Title: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Author: sparklyslug

Reader: growlery

Fandom: Check, Please!

Pairings: gen

Rating: G

Length: 19:54
Size: 19.1MB

Summary:

Adam Birkholtz is an amazing beatboxer. Much to the despair of all the Samwell a cappella groups, who can't seem to persuade him to quit hockey and join them, no matter how many flyers they stick up around the Haus.

Links: AO3

opalsong

Title: PodfiDIC Audiobook
Creator: Opalsong
Fandoms: Naruto, Leverage, Fairy Tail, Persona 4, Check Please!, Game of Thrones, Teen Wolf, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Saints Row, Rise of the Guardians, Tales of Symphonia, Yu Yu Hakusho
See Individual Podfic Entries Below for Rating and Pairing Information.
Length: 21:50
Size: 9.9MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: A Podbook of all Opalsong's PodfiDIC entries.

Chapter Links:Podbook

Audiofic Archive link: Here

( Individual Podfics )

This these are podfics created for the PodfiDIC challenge. As such, there is no text. I made them up on the spot.

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

MODS: May I please have tags for Saints Row, Tales of Symphonia, and Fairy Tail

rscreighton

Title: Player Development
Author:

Jedusaur
Reader:

RsCreighton
Rating: Explicit
Fandom: Check Please!
Tags: D/s, Threesome, Threesome- M/M/M, Punishment, Face-Fucking, Impact Play, Belts, Power Play, Biting, Nipple Play, Marking, Internalized Kink-Shaming, Kinky Self-Discovery, Mentions of NameCalling Kink, Orgasms & Life Lessons For Everybody!, Kink Negotiation
Pairing: Eric Bittle/Kent Parson, Jack Zimmermann, Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann, Kent Parson/Jack Zimmermann
Length: 56:08
Summary: A wicked smile slowly spreads across Kent’s face, and he turns to Jack. “What do you say, should I show your boy how to make you cry?”
Notes: :D

Link to Podfic:
MP3

Streaming

Points: (10+10+10+10)*4 =160

rhea314

Title: It’s not the way you say you’re mine
Author: caughtinanocean
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Check Please
Character: Eric/Jack
Rating: General audiences
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Summary: Long-distance relationships are rough, but it's nothing everybody's favorite tiny, southern, pie-baking hockey player can't handle.
When Bitty’s phone rings, a reverent silence passes over the Haus. Dex and Nursey stop fighting over a video game controller; Chowder sticks his headphones into the laptop that’s streaming his Sharks game; even the oven that Bitty’s filled up with apple pies does not dare sound its high-pitched alarm.
Text: here
Length 0:07:53
Link: here

10 + 10 x 1 = 20

knight_tracer

Title: Just Take My Hand
Author:

Laliandra
Reader:

knight_tracer
Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic)
Pairings: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann
Rating: T
Length: 16:46
Summary: Eric imagines Jack in his billet room, studying his ipod with his playbook face on and feels his mouth curl into a fond appalled shape, one that he hadn’t known it made before Jack Zimmerman. “Oh, honey.”

Jack toes at the ground. “I like that one about foxes and boxes.”

“I don’t remember giving you any Doctor Suess. Oh my god, wait, are you... Are you talking about Taylor Swift?”

Of course it is, of course Jack Zimmerman, Canada’s Prodigal Son, likes the song about feeling hunted, scrutinized, about escaping the huntsmen. Eric feels like he may have used up his oh honey too soon.

Links: mp3 | m4b (Right-click, select 'save as')
( streaming and 3 more podfics under the cut )

klb

Here are links to all the podfics created for this round of podfIDIC, as well as podbook compilations of all the works made for each seed!

Seed 1 (Download Podbook—1:00:45)
One Direction	niall's tea	aethel	0:00:54
The Avengers	Tony, Bruce, Jarvis	RsCreighton	0:01:35
Les Miserables	Eponine & R	RsCreighton	0:01:04
Captain America	Recall	vassalady	0:01:55
Bon Cop Bad Cop	Pause for Warmth	yue_ix	0:01:49
Bon Cop Bad Cop	Un peu de chaleur (The Pause for warmth remix)	cantarina	0:03:29
Once Upon a Time	Emma and Regina	klb	0:01:52
Cabin Pressure	Martin and Douglas	klb	0:01:57
Folgers Commercial	Folgers Commercial	klb	0:01:48
Leverage	The Nuance of Flavor	dapatty	0:02:52
Leverage	Eliot and Hardison	Opalsong	0:01:02
Naruto	Gaara and Lee	Opalsong	0:01:31
Persona 4	Yukiko and Head Chef	Opalsong	0:01:23
Fairy Tale	Natsu and Lucy	Opalsong	0:01:10
Naruto	Sakura and Orochimaru	Opalsong	0:01:19
Legend of Korra	Carved Into Stone	theleananside/yue_ix	0:01:23
Honor Harrington	From Seed [Seed One]	Aoife	0:00:58
Sherlock Holmes (Downey Films)	A Game of Shadows Seed 1	Dr_Fumbles_McStupid	0:00:46
Glee	Tea for Us	PrettyLittlePoutyMouth	0:00:39
Victorious	Tea at Tori's	PrettyLittlePoutyMouth	0:00:35
TV Commercials	Pitchmen	Lunate8	0:02:32
Young Wizards	Nita and Sker'et	kalakirya	0:01:47
Young Wizards	Miril and Dairine	kalakirya	0:02:53
Young Wizards	Tom and Carl	kalakirya	0:02:00
The Musketeers (2014)	a hit between the eyes	growlery	0:03:23
The 100	Aw Nuts!	audrey1nd	0:06:08
Arkham Horror	hands to the sky	argentumlupine	0:11:23
Seed 2 (Download Podbook—0:27:48)
Honor Harrington	From Seed [Seed Two]	Aoife	0:01:08
Merlin	The Helm	AlessNox	0:03:45
Agent Carter	Englishes	originally	0:02:53
Leverage/Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.	The Stubbornness of Root Vegetables	dapatty	0:06:13
Legend of Korra	Trolling For Fun and Profit	exmanhater	0:02:39
Teen Wolf	Stiles and Mrs. McCall	Opalsong	0:02:22
Game of Thrones	Arya, Sansa, & Daenerys	Opalsong	0:01:21
Check Please!	Jack, Bitty, & Reporter	Opalsong	0:01:45
Glee	Kitty and Marley	klb	0:02:18
Glee	Kurt and Blaine	klb	0:02:32
Seed 3 (Download Podbook—0:29:36)
Nashville	Rayna James (vs. Jeff Fordham's Zombie Army)	klb	0:02:51
Leverage/Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.	When in Doubt Make Cake	dapatty	0:05:01
Saints Row/Rise of the Guardians	The President	Opalsong	0:01:44
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time	Link	Opalsong	0:01:42
Tales of Symphonia	Raine	Opalsong	0:01:26
YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files	Yuusuke	Opalsong	0:01:53
Multifandom	Week 4 (The Moon Goddess Remix)	Opalsong	0:03:10
Sherlock	John's Song	AlessNox	0:10:33

hananobira

Summary:
Bitty comes out to Johnson in the Haus kitchen after baking four pies in a row. Bitty bakes when he’s nervous, but he also bakes when he’s happy, when he’s tired, when he’s irritated, and when it’s Tuesday, so it’s hard to draw conclusions. Unless you peeked ahead to the last panel first to check for cliffhangers, but Johnson would never do that.

If you don't read the extras, this will tell you just about everything you need to know.

Notes and acknowledgements:
As always, my eternal gratitude to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting. And Jedusaur has blanket permission, which is yet another reason they are too cool for school.

Original Fic: here
Author: jedusaur
Fandom: Check, Please!
Pairing: Gen, with background Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmerman
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Length: 00:09:26

Paraka: MP3 (8.9MB) or M4B (7 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

pennyplainknits

Primer: Bittle/Zimmermann by

mageneticwave read by

pennyplainknits and

isweedan

17.3 MB 18:57 minutes

Check, Please (webcomic) Jack Zimmermann/Eric Bittle

"Canadian Tire reported the most important piece of sports journalism of the decade when they tracked down the guy who clearly spent his adolescence gently boning Jonathan Toews in a shack next to Lake Winnipeg, and that’s still not as great a story as the one I’m about to tell you about Eric Bittle and Jack Zimmermann.

Download here

My second

pod_aware entry! I LOVE in-universe stuff and this primer for a fictional hockey pairing is a delight. I am also really lucky to have the fabulously talented isweedan making this with me- she appears as Eric and is super adorable.

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now commence to kick each brick apart

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four podfics (Merlin, The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, Check Please)

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4 Check Please! Podfics

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