The World's Greatest Swordswoman [written by Maldoror; read by Opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: The World's Greatest Swordswoman
Author: Maldoror
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: gen
Rating: PG-13
Length: 18:32
Size: 14.1 MB
Music: Crazy Rainbow by Tackey and Tsubasa
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: "M'not saying I wanted this, but hey, now that it's happened, what the hell. It's not going to stop me. Hell, it's not even gonna slow me down. Breasts never stopped anybody from fighting and I'll prove it. You'll see. I'm going to be the greatest swordsman and the greatest swordswoman in existence," said Zoro with a gleam in his eyes which even his nakama who loved him had to admit bordered on the deranged. He also seemed to be addressing the white-hilted sword rather than his friends.

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Prison Blues [written by donutsandcoffee; read by Opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: Prison Blues
Author: donutsandcoffee
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: Sanji/Zoro
Rating: Teen
Length: 23:25
Size: 18.1MB
Music: We are! (Straw Hat Pirates Version) by Cast of the Straw Hat Pirates
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Zoro gets lost, Sanji gets captured by the marines, the Strawhats break into the ship's prison, and they all escape with a bang.

Not exactly in that order, much to the confusion of Sanji's cellmates.

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migratory animals [written by donutsandcoffee; read by Opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: migratory animals
Author: donutsandcoffee
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: Sanji/Zoro
Rating: Teen
Length: 13:26
Size: 10.4MB
Music: ZEAL by Yasutaka Nakata
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Sanji is carefully placing a cherry on top of the ice cream, his hands nimble, soft, almost—gentle. But all Zoro sees is the way the hems of his pants are still soaked in blood from an earlier skirmish with a marine ship, red seeping into the cracks on the floorboard, spattering across the kitchen floor in a slow drip, drip, drip.

Zoro stares, fascinated. He can’t bring himself to look away.

(Or, Zoro and Sanji—terrible monsters, in love)

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one for the money, two for the show [written by donutsandcoffee; read by Opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: one for the money, two for the show
Author: donutsandcoffee
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: Sanji/Zoro
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 18:54
Size: 14.5MB
Music: Stutter by Marianas Trench
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: The sign, standing unassuming outside the Grand Line Coffee Shop in a handwriting Sanji recognizes as Usopp’s, says:

TODAY YOUR BARISTA IS:
1. Hella fucking gay.
2. Desperately single.

FOR YOUR DRINK TODAY I’D RECOMMEND:
You give me your number.

Or, the one coffee shop au where Usopp pulls a prank, Sanji is unexpectedly (read: completely unexpected to him and only him) popular among the male population of their campus, and Zoro just wants to grab a coffee.

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Smells like Home [written by Icka M Chif; read by Opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: Smells like Home
Author: Icka M Chif
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 24:44
Size: 18.9MB
Music: fish by The Kaleidoscope
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Post Drum Island-Arc.
Chopper likes everyone in his new herd. Although he's not quite so sure about Zoro, who smells like metal and blood.

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The rest is still unwritten [written by blackkat; read by Opalsong & Rhea314]

[opalsong]

Title: The rest is still unwritten
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong & Rhea314
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Tobirama/Madara
Rating: Teen
Length: 5:16
Size: 3.8 MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: For this ask on my Tumblr: IM IMAGINING THE WRITING THING AS MADATOBI NOW?? IMAGINE!! secret letters between enemy clans. tiny stick figure drawings of hashirama doing something stupid. instructions for a new jutsu. the possibilities are ENDLESS

(Aka that soulmate AU where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other’s.)

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