one for the money, two for the show [written by donutsandcoffee; read by Opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: one for the money, two for the show
Author: donutsandcoffee
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: Sanji/Zoro
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 18:54
Size: 14.5MB
Music: Stutter by Marianas Trench
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: The sign, standing unassuming outside the Grand Line Coffee Shop in a handwriting Sanji recognizes as Usopp’s, says:

TODAY YOUR BARISTA IS:
1. Hella fucking gay.
2. Desperately single.

FOR YOUR DRINK TODAY I’D RECOMMEND:
You give me your number.

Or, the one coffee shop au where Usopp pulls a prank, Sanji is unexpectedly (read: completely unexpected to him and only him) popular among the male population of their campus, and Zoro just wants to grab a coffee.

Links: mp3
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Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3