[Love Actually] Impropriety

[podfic_lover]

Title: Impropriety
Author: Miggy
Reader(s): podfic_lover
Fandoms: Love Actually
Pairing/Characters: David/Natalie
Warnings: None
Length: 17min:48sec

Summary: It's taking Natalie a while to adjust to being in the spotlight.

Download & Streaming links: mp3-file (25.2 Mb) or audiobook (17.1 Mb)

Download links audiofic archive: mp3-file (25.2 Mb) or audiobook (17.1 Mb)

Points: (10+10+0)x2 = 40 points


cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

[WIP] Dark Prince, Chapter 11 (Silmarillion, LotR)

[chantress]

Title: Dark Prince
Author: Spiced_Wine
Reader: chantress
Fandom: The Silmarillion/The Lord of the Rings
Pairings: Morgoth/OC, Sauron/OC, Maglor/OC--and others mentioned, implied, or downright USTing up the place ;)
Rating: Mature
Length and format: 00:15:45 (Chapter 11), mp3
Summary: Lúthien was not the only offspring of Maia and Elf born in the Elder Days, but Vanimórë's tale was never to be sung in glittering halls.

His mother was Elven. His father was Sauron. His birth was accomplished by the blackest sorcery of Morgoth Bauglir.

He was forged as a double-edged sword is forged, as lethal and as beautiful. And they tested him to breaking-point.

He would not break.

The first of the Dark Prince series, the story of Sauron's son, born to be a weapon, a warrior, a servant of the Dark - or its eternal enemy.

Warnings: Rape, dubcon, violence, torture, incest, slavery, sexual content, and Elvish as rendered by an over-enthusiastic Mortal.
Text: Here
Dowload link for Chapter 11: Here

Good Omens/Hellblazer

[b7_kerravon]

Title: The Way Things Ought to Be

Author: AmberDiceless
Reader: kerravon
Fandoms: Good Omens, Hellblazer (Constantine)
Pairing/Characters: Aziraphale/Crowley
Warnings: Borderline non-con
Rating: Teen
Length: 35 Minutes 53 Seconds

Summary: Author's Summary: "Good Omens/Hellblazer crossover, a sequel to Old Flame. This one's both a little sadder and a little more on the whimsical side, I think. Also not so suggestive. A/C, guest appearances by John Constantine and Ellie the Succubus."

MP3 Podfic Direct Download (33.0 MB): The Way Things Ought to Be - Podfic
M4b Audiobook Direct Download (4.4 MB):The Way Things Ought to Be - M4b

The music interludes are from the song "Forever Autumn" by The Moody Blues, for Ellie.

Points: 5(Good Omens Fandom)+ 10(Hellblazer Fandom)+ 5(Aziraphale/Crowley)+ 10(Hellblazer Gen) x 3 = 90

With Our Skins Off by Asuka Kureru

[rhea314]

Title: With Our Skins Off
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Homestuck
Character: Gamzee & Karkat
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Summary: You can't control your lungs. It's ridiculous, this is just a bit of rope, you could bite or claw through it if you tried hard enough (no you couldn't, he's too good at this.)
Tags: nonsexual bondage, pale romance, pale porn, comfort angst, catharsis
Text: here
Length 0:04:42
Link: here

5+10 x 1 = 15

Auralphonic: A Podfic Podcast: Episode 005: Sexy Podfic

[jenepod]

Join Dodificus, Jenepod, and Paraka as they talk about sexy podfic - what it is, why you would want to record or listen to it, tips and tricks for both, and recs of their favourites of the genre.

Links to all the sites and podfics discussed in the episode, check out our pinboard.

Download:mp3
Length: 57:29
Hosts: dodificus, jenepod, and paraka

If you have any thoughts to add to the discussion, please consider sending us a TalkBack submission!

Check out our website for more information, or you can follow us on twitter, tumblr, AO3 or itunes.

You can email us at auralphonic@gmail.com

Notes: The music is Carefree by Kevin MacLeod and our art was made by yue_ix

"The Highest Pirate Council" by wishes

[xdiorix]

Title: The Highest Pirate Council
Author: wishes
Reader: blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean, Peter Pan, Treasure Planet, TaleSpin, Tinker Bell (Movies)
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: Elizabeth learns that being a pirate can be even less serious than Jack Sparrow makes it.
Length: 8:10 (w/ music), 7:21 (w/o music)
Download: Right click and save as an mp3 w/ music or as an mp3 w/o music. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(10 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 10) + (10 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 10)] x 1= 100

Cross-posted to podfic_bingo

[Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer] Broken Key, Found

[tinypinkmouse]

Broken Key, Found by Yvi
Fandom: Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: M
Relationships: Dawn Summers/River Tam
Summary: "You called all across space when you were dropped here. You left them behind."
Length: 0:08:05
mp3 (right click and and save as)

Points: 5+5(a) + 10(b) + 0(c) = 20 x 1 = 20

[Community, The Sandman] Dead Fic

[tinypinkmouse]

Dead Fic by winterhill
Fandom: Community, The Sandman
Rating: T
Length: 0:07:55
Summary: Pierce Hawthorne is a Reformed Neo-Buddhist. Like fuck he's walking toward any lights.
mp3 (right click and and save as)

Points: 5+10(a) + 10+10(b) + 0(c) = 35 x 1 = 35

[Fullmetal Alchemist] fortune presents gifts not according to the book

[tinypinkmouse]

fortune presents gifts not according to the book by torch
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: M
Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
Summary: Roy opens the door.
Length: 0:34:17
mp3 (right click and and save as)

Points: 5(a) + 10(b) + 0(c) = 15 x 3 = 45

The Next Food Network Star, Holiday Cheer

[reena_jenkins]

Title: The Next Food Network Star
Author: somehowunbroken 
Reader: reena_jenkins 
Coverartist: reena_jenkins 
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: DCU
Pairings: Tim Drake/Jason Todd
Warnings: Alternate Universe - Fusion, Food Network AU, Ridiculous, Text Messaging
Length: 00:14:15
Music: Intro/Outro music is Good Eats TV Theme Song, ringtone snagged over here

Author's Summary: "I hate him."

Dick snorts from his seat on the sofa. "You can't hate him, Jay, you've never even met him."

"I can and I do," Jason insists, slapping the magazine he's been holding down onto the counter. "Food & Wine thinks he's better than me! Look!"

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (5+10)x2 = 30 points






Title: Holiday Cheer
Author: somehowunbroken 
Reader:  reena_jenkins , Readbyanalise010  
Coverartist: reena_jenkins 
Rating: PG
Fandoms: DCU
Pairings: Tim Drake/Jason Todd
Warnings: Alternate Universe - Fusion,Food Network AU, Ridiculous, Multi-Voice Podfic, Collaborative Podfic, Text Messaging, Tumblr Reblogs, Twitter, Food Network Fandom Ships Tim/Jason, I Would Watch So Many Hours Of 'Booking And Cooking'
Music: Intro/Outro music is Unwrapped Theme Music, Typing effects snagged over here and over here

Length: 00:23:29

Author's Summary: Dick Grayson @graysonsbites 1m
everyone tune into #holidaycheer on food network! it's time for the #bookingandcooking #foodsplaining show w/2 of my favorite people!

Or, the one where Jason and Tim get their wish for a guest appearance. Sort of. And the internet explodes.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (5+10)x3 = 45 points

Total Points: (30+45) = 75 points for reena_jenkins , (45 points) for analise010 




In addition, if you're looking to keep everything all in one place, you can download this series as a podbook (m4b) right over here!

A Looking Glass Wars Podfic

[froggyfun365]

 Title: Pricking Thorns

Author: subjunctive

Reader: froggyfun365

Link to text: HERE

Fandom: The Looking Glass Wars

Pairings: Gen

Rating: G

Length: 00:12:06,  1501 words

Summary: A look at Redd’s childhood

Link to download and streaming options: HERE

Points: (10 + 10 + 0) x 2 = 40

2 Sherlock BBC podfic by fresne

[fresne]

Title: The Ghost in the Room

Writer/Reader: fresne

Fandom: Sherlock BBC

Pairings: Sherlock/John 

Series: Variations on an Equation series, this is a series of Omegaverse stories that AU each other. Each story is a variation on a gender pairing of Sherlock/John as male, female, alpha, omega, beta. This particular story is Other(Unpresented)-Sherlock/FemaleAlpha-John. 

Rating: R 

Size: 1.9, 5:24

Warnings: Omegaverse. 

Summary: Jimie beautifully framed her unpresented detective as a regular Sir Boasts a lot. She presented him with the ultimate puzzle. To force his hand, she put a gun in her mouth and died.

 

DEATH stood by and said, "COME WITH ME."

 

Jimie waved DEATH off. "I've got to see what he chooses."

 

What came next was... much the same. A little different.

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Title: The Poltergeist In the Room

Writer/Reader: fresne

Fandom: Sherlock BBC

Pairings: Sherlock/John/Mary

Series: Variations on an Equation series, this is a series of Omegaverse stories that AU each other. Each story is a variation on a gender pairing of Sherlock/John as male, female, alpha, omega, beta. This particular story is Other(Herm)-Sherlock/FemaleOmega-John. 

Rating: NC-17 

Size: 5.1, 14:34

Warnings: Omegaverse. Polyamory - Triangle configuration. Threesome. Biology more on the Greek myth than actual bio side, but shrugs, we are talking Omegaverse anyway.

Summary: Jim met Sherlock finally beside a swimming pool and he... She...  Herm was a hermaphrodite. A virgin hermaphrodite. Studied and poked and prodded, but never in the way that dull normal people were.

 

This was so unexpectedly delicious that he let Sherlock and herms little Omega pet live. Led a merry chase up to the top of a building and then denouement.

 

Then... DEATH looked at Jim. "WE SHOULD GO." Jim wasn't going anywhere. He wanted to know what came next.

 

What came next was... complicated, but not unnecessarily so.

 

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(fandom:1+relationships:1)*1=2

(fandom:1+relationships:1)*2=4

Murder By Numbers RPF Podfic

[froggyfun365]

 Title: Practice Makes Perfect

Author: kisahawklin

Reader: froggyfun365

Link to text: HERE

Fandom: Murder By Numbers RPF

Pairings: Ryan Gosling/Michael Pitt

Rating: T

Length: 00:08:08,  1149 words

Summary: Michael and Ryan talk about what might have been for their characters.

Link to download and streaming options: HERE

Points: (10 + 10 + 0) x 1 = 20

A Harper's Island Podfic

[froggyfun365]

 Title: Haunted

Author: exbex

Reader: froggyfun365

Link to text: HERE

Fandom: Harper’s Island

Pairings: Gen (Character Study)

Rating: G

Length: 00:01:10, 100 words

Summary: A drabble about what happens to Abby

Link to download and streaming options: HERE

Points: (10 + 10 + 0) x 1 = 20

A Looking Podfic

[froggyfun365]

 Title: When I’m With You I’m Alone

Author: ks_darkstorm

Reader: froggyfun365

Link to text: HERE

Fandom: Looking

Pairings: Kevin Matheson/Patrick Murray

Rating: Mature

Length: 00:02:55, 352 words

Summary: He was f***ed. He was f***ed and he was falling in love.  (A coda to 2x02)

Link to download and streaming options: HERE

Points: (10 + 10 + 0) x 1 = 20