A Podfic Trio

[analise010]

Cover art by reena_jenkins

Fic: The Scenes that I Created by cherryvanilla
Readers analise010
Fandom: Hockey RPF, Actor RPF
Pairings: Kristen Stewart/Jonathan Toews, (past) Patrick Kane/Tyler Seguin, (implied future) Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: It’s been two days since The Great Parking Lot Extravaganza, and the whole school is buzzing over one half of the “Most Popular Couple” going to Prom with the guy voted “Most Likely to Succeed,” because they literally have nothing better to do with their lives.
Length: 00:12:13
Download (right-click and save): the MP3 | Size: 12 MB

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting me!

Crossposted to AO3

- Fandom Points:
Hockey RPF = 1
Actor RPF = 5

- Pairing points:
Kristen Stewart/Jonathan Toews = 10
Patrick Kane/Tyler Seguin = 10
Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews = 5

Points: (1+5+10+10+5)X2 = 62

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Cover art by reena-jenkins

Fic: the groom wore leather and the bride wore lace by kmo
Reader: Readbyanalise010
Fandom: Hannibal (NBC)
Pairing: Bedelia Du Maurier/Hannibal Lecter
Rating: Mature
Summary: A wedding of sorts.
Length: 00:05:41
Download (right-click and save): the MP3 | Size: 6 MB

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting me!

Crossposted to AO3

- Fandom Points: Hannibal = 5
- Pairing points: Bedelia Du Maurier/Hannibal Lecter = 5

Points: (5+5+0)X1 = 10

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Cover art by reena_jenkins

Fic: And finally it seems my lonely days are through by thegirl20
Reader: Readbyanalise010
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Pairing: Regina Mills/Ruby
Rating: Gen
Summary: Regina calls Abigail for advice.
Length: 00:03:31
Download (right-click and save): the MP3 | Size: 3 MB

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting me!

Crossposted to AO3

- Fandom Points: once upon a time = 5
- Pairing points:
Regina Mills/Ruby = 5
Gen = 5

Points: 15


TOTAL POINTS: 62 + 10 + 15 = 87

That you may contribute a verse by fresne

[rhea314]

Title: That you may contribute a verse
Author: fresne
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Dead Poets Society
Character: Todd Anderson
Rating: teen and up audiences
Warnings: author chose not to use archive warnings
Summary:
Oh me! Oh life! of the questions of these recurring,
Of the endless trains of the faithless, of cities fill’d with the foolish,
Of myself forever reproaching myself, (for who more foolish than I, and who more faithless?)
Of eyes that vainly crave the light, of the objects mean, of the struggle ever renew’d,
Of the poor results of all, of the plodding and sordid crowds I see around me,
Of the empty and useless years of the rest, with the rest me intertwined,
The question, O me! so sad, recurring—What good amid these, O me, O life?
Answer.
That you are here—that life exists and identity,
That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse.
-Walt Whitman
Text: here
Length 0:10:12
Link: here

10+10 x 2 = 40

MCU: See You In Homeroom

[sisi_rambles]

Title: See You In Homeroom
Author: copperbadge
Reader: sisi_rambles
Cover artist: reena_jenkins
Author's Rating: T
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing: Gen
Summary: Rhodey wants heat-seeking bullets, Steve wants to go for a run, Natasha wants french toast, and Tony just wants to be prom queen.
Length: 00:15:38

Download links and Streaming: AO3




Points = (Marvel Cinematic Universe + Gen ) x (Length ∴ Multiplier ) = ( 5 + 5 ) x ( 2 ) = 20

Tin man: Sounds of Stillness

[dr_fumbles_mcstupid]

Title: Sounds of Stillness

Fandom: Tin Man

pairing: Ambrose/Glitch

Author: Dow

Cover art by; lavenderfrost

Time: 47:58

MP3, M4B

Streaming on AO3

Points 10+10 x 4 = 80

No Matter How They Change Her

[knight_tracer]

Title: No Matter How They Change Her
Author: chash
Reader: knight_tracer
Fandom: Code Name Verity/I Capture the Castle
Characters: Maddie Brodatt, Cassandra Mortmain
Rating: Gen
Length: 4:15
Summary: Cassandra's wireless is broken.

Links: mp3

Points: (10+10+10+10)1 = 40

Part 2 of Her Heart Was Warm and Gay series

Hockey RPF: Need for Speed

[hananobira]

A.K.A. Five reasons why Ovi really wanted that car.

A.K.A. Hana lost a bet because the Stars got their asses kicked by the Flyers (WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT, STARS, THE ~*FLYERS*~???) and had to write 1K of fic about the All-Star Game.

Spasibo to platinumvampyr for beta’ing and factchecking for me!

This fic will probably make no sense at all unless you have seen this.




Original Fic: here
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Gen
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Length: 00:16:43

AO3: here
Paraka: MP3 (23 MB) or M4B (16 MB)
Audiofic Archive: here

Recorded for the "Write and record your own story" square and the "Try an Accent" square for Podfic BINGO. My attempt at a Russian accent ended up sounding more like... Jamaican Chekov? I think is the closest possible description. I beg forgiveness from Russian speakers the world over.

Points:
(1(fandom) + 10(gen)) x 2(length) = 22

First Number: Last Number by fresne

[fresne]

Title: First Number: Last Number

Writer/Reader: fresne

Fandom: Sherlock BBC, Meso-American Mythology (specifically Pupul Vuh, because I seem to be obsessed with telling the same story over and over. I'd say Blood Maiden why can't I quit you, but seriously, Goddesses' name is Blood Maiden.)

Pairings: Sherlock/John

Series: Variations on an Equation series, this is a series of Omegaverse stories that AU each other. Each story is a variation on a gender pairing of Sherlock/John as male, female, alpha, omega, beta. This particular story is Other-Sherlock/FemaleOmega-John.

Rating: NC-17

Size: 13.3, 37:50

Warnings: Omegaverse. Meso-American

Summary: She presented as an Omega on the day of One Death, so that was to be her adult name. They renamed her Zero when her heats came to nothing and other Omegas lost their infants on the day of her presentation. It was an unlucky name.

 

She could have abandoned the talking skull in the tree after it granted her dearest wish, but she wasn't that kind of Omega.

Text link

Podfic

(fandom:1+10)(relationships:1)*3=66

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[rscreighton]

Title: How To Grow A Groot
Author:Cordelia_Sun
Reader:RsCreighton
Cover Artist:Reena_Jenkins
Rating: General Audiences
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy
Tags: Flora Colossus, Groot Must Grow, Reflection
Pairing: Gen
Length: 8:31
Summary: Clutching the fragmented remains of his friend Rocket consults an ancient manuscript for guidance on what to do next.

Whatever happens...Groot hasta grow back.
Notes: I seriously have all the feels for Rocket in this fic you guys you have NO IDEA

Link to Podfic:

MP3 | M4B

Streaming

Points: (10+10)*1=20