amplificathon

Summary:
Day One of one of the greatest pranks ever played by the Marauders-at-large.

Notes and acknowledgements:
Recorded for Calliatra for Harvey FanAid 2017. Thank you for your donation to Hurricane Harvey relief efforts!

Beta'd by the as-always fantastic revolutionaryjo. <3 <3 <3

Thanks to sheafrotherdon for permission to record this podfic, and to Jinjurly and Paraka for hosting.

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Original Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/118341
Author: sheafrotherdon
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Remus and Sirius are sexually involved as Hogwarts students.
Length: 01:00:37

Paraka: MP3 (88 MB) or M4B (59 MB)
AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/12052266
Audiofic Archive: Check back later.

opalsong

Title: Magical Meistros vs The Ministry of Magic
Writer: Tumblr
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Harry Potter/Willy Wonka/The Magic School Bus/Mary Poppins
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 19:41
Size: 27.4MB
Music: The Knight Bus by John Williams
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe

the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka

Link: mp3

NOTES: This started its life as a tumblr comment fic. I podficced it. If you are one of the authors and do not wish to have this posted please contact me.

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Archivists: Please do not archive this work.

hp_podfic_mod

Hi, all readers!

hp_podfic_fest is back for another round!

All readers are welcome, no matter the skill level, and all Harry Potter podfics are welcome, no matter the pairing, genre, content, or length! The only stipulations are that the fic cannot have been previously recorded and that it has something to do with Harry Potter characters, settings, or plot.

Please go HERE to sign-up.

Entries are due on September 4th, so that's three full months to record a fic or two or more!

Please consider signing up. We'd love to have some new participants!

--HP Podfic Mod (starduchess)

opalsong

Title: Ravenclaws vs. the Definition of Riddles / The Riddle Collector
Author: LullabyKnell
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 7:48
Size: 6.1MB
Music: Prologue by John Williams
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Do... do you think that the Ravenclaws have taught the eagle door knocker some new riddles over the years? I’m thinking that either someone got REALLY stuck on a riddle and threw a fit, then pasted on their most conman-worthy grin and tried to bargain with the door. Like, how about I tell you a riddle and if you can’t get it, you let me in, eh?

Part 26 of as green as a fresh pickled toad series

Link: MP3

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

Archivists: Please do not archive this work.

pandarus

Title: What We Pretend We Can't See [PODFIC]
Author: Gyzym
Reader: FayJay
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: NC17 (eventually. But mostly not.)
Length: 12 hours & 45 mins
Warnings: n/a
Relationships: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Assorted Others.

Summary:
Harry/Draco, set seven years post-Battle Of Hogwarts. Chromatic characters. This is comforting and nostalgia-inducing as a warm blankie and a mug of hot chocolate with a slug of brandy on a cold winter's night, but it's also blessedly diverse - I have utterly embraced black!Hermione, biracial!Harry and Asian!Pansy as canon now. NC17 eventually, but mostly good old fashioned mutual pining, plotty goodness, found family and worldbuilding. Love it.

Massive thanks to the lovely Cybel for turning my jigsaw puzzle pieces into a podbook, and creating the art, and hosting.

Link to story on the AO3

chestnut_pod

Title: so many colours it nearly broke my heart
Author:

singlecrow
Reader:

chestnut_filly
Cover Artist:

chestnut_filly
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Summary: Parvati, Padma, and their strengths."
Length: 5:49
File Size/Type: 11.8 mb/mp3

Mediafire link

Tindeck streaming link

opalsong

Title: In Defense of Cho Chang
Author: LullabyKnell
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Harry/Cho
Rating: Teen
Length: 13:01
Size: 9.8MB
Music: Prologue by John Williams
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Maybe Cho Chang is a good person who made a hard choice, the right and good and wise choice, for the both of them, even if it hurt the both of them in that moment.

Part 21 of as green as a fresh pickled toad series

Link: MP3

Title: In Defense of Cedric Diggory
Author: LullabyKnell
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 27:11
Size: 19.2MB
Music: Prologue by John Williams
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Yes, I do not like that decision. Honestly, I think it’s a genuinely bad decision. Firstly, it doesn’t make sense. Secondly, I think it undermines the message of Cedric Diggory’s murder and ultimately, the books as a whole.

Part 22 of as green as a fresh pickled toad series

Link: MP3

Title: Remus and Sirius: Always an Almost
Author: LullabyKnell
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Sirius/Remus
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 10:11
Size: 7.0MB
Music: Prologue by John Williams
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Sirius and Remus in my fallback headcanon were always an almost. They never quite took that last step to be together as a romantic couple. But I also don’t think this is a sad thing?

Part 23 of as green as a fresh pickled toad series

Link: MP3

Title: In Defense of Delphi
Author: LullabyKnell
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Voldemort/Bellatrix
Rating: Teen
Length: 10:44
Size: 8.0MB
Music: Prologue by John Williams
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: I haven’t read the play and, from what I’ve heard, the execution of the premise is terrible, but I think the general premise of Delphi is pretty neat.

Part 24 of as green as a fresh pickled toad series

Link: MP3

Title: Voldemort's Kid Isn't Really His
Author: LullabyKnell
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 5:11
Size: 7.4MB
Music: Prologue by John Williams
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Even if Bellatrix wasn’t doing the do with You-Know-Who and you did Polyjuice-Potion-style baby-making or whatever… Is the kid really biologically his kid?

Part 25 of as green as a fresh pickled toad series

Link: MP3

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Archivists: Please do not archive this work.

fire_juggler

Some random short podfics in various fandoms: Critical Role, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, White Collar, Yuri!!! on Ice

( can be found under the cut )

opalsong

Link: Series Podbook (1-20) [3:45:34; 106.6MB]
Series Archive link: Here

( Individual Podfics )

Thanks to Yue_ix for the cover art beta!
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

opalsong

Title: Double or Nothing
Author: Calico
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Harry Potter/Popslash
Pairings: Fred/George/Lance Bass
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1:47:17
Size: 147.9MB
Music: Tearin' Up My Heart by 'N Sync
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Exploration of social boundaries. Through porn. (Using redheads and bonus popstar.)

Links:
mp3
Podbook [50.5MB]
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!
Thanks to Yue_ix for cover beta!!
( Alternate No Text Version of the Cover b/c it is so pretty I feel like I ruined it a little but putting text on it. )

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

chestnut_pod

Title: An Act of Rebellion: Eight Nights of Hope
Author:

Katmarajade
Reader:

Chestnut_filly
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Summary: "During the Carrows' reign of terror, Anthony decides to bring his House together in a surprising way."
Length: 6:20
File Size/Type: 11.26 MB/mp3

Mediafire link

hananobira

Summary:
Living with a former Slytherin has its price, but it's okay because two can play at that game.

Notes and acknowledgements:
Recorded for originally for the 2016 holiday season. Merry Christmas / happy holidays! Wishing you and yours the best.

Original Fic: here
Author: firethesound
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Length: 00:07:30

Paraka: MP3 (10MB) or M4B (7 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

fire_juggler

Title: [Podfic] Harlequin and (sequel) Harley & Farley
Author: enchanted_jae
Reader:

fire_juggler
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Length: 00:10:54
Summary: Harlequin: Harry goes to pick out a kitten.
Harley & Farley: It's time for Harlequin and Farley to visit the V-E-T, and Draco is worried.
Link to Text: [Text] Harlequin and [Text] Harley & Farley

fire_juggler

Title: [Podfic] Skirt Full of Thorns
Author:

cevennes
Reader:

fire_juggler
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood (there is a bit of Ginny Weasley/Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson along the way)
Length: 01:30:19
Summary: This is a story about Ginevra Molly Weasley.
Link to Text: [Text] Skirt Full of Thorns (Part 1) | [Text] Skirt Full of Thorns (Part 2)

rhea314

Title: Relief
Author: Covenmouse
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: Seamus/Dean
Rating: Teen and up
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: Seamus searches for Dean amidst the aftermath of the battle at Hogwarts.
Text: here
Length 0:08:00
Link: here

rhea314

Title: We’re Still Here
Author: daisybrien
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: Seamus/Dean
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: Dean and Seamus find each other in the aftermath. (For HPshipweeks).
Text: here
Length 0:14:15
Link: here

rhea314

Title: these long cold days
Author: dirgewithoutmusic
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: Seamus/Dean
Rating: general audiences
Warnings: creator chose not to use archive warnings
Summary: In the war, Dean holed up in hollows and friendly attics and Muggle pubs. He drew Umbridge the Toad, noseless Voldy confused by the last dozen plus years of wizardly pop culture, the Ministry of Magic with its fingers stuffed in its stuffy ears.

He drew Snape as Headmaster, his sneer easy after seven years of notebook margin practice. Dean drew the Dark Mark over London’s skyline and he left his work nailed up around Diagon Alley, Hogsmeade, Godric’s Hollow. He signed his name. He had things he wanted to say.

There were long days when he didn’t talk to anyone– walking old fields and long roads, sleeping in haystacks. There were long weeks when he only talked to strangers– passersby, shop owners, sympathizers, snatchers who he traded curses with.

He drew the Gryffindor Common Room, hearths all ablaze. He listened to Lee Jordan’s radio show on the crackling airwaves. He drew his little sisters, who had gone to France with his mother and father. He drew faces from the darkened boys’ dormitory– Harry’s long bangs hiding his scar, Neville practicing his dance moves for the Yule Ball, Ron asleep with his head on his thick Weasley sweater, Seamus grinning at him over a three a.m. game of cards.
Text: here
Length 0:11:39
Link: here

lazulus

Title: Cake
Author:

astolat
Reader:

lazulus
Rating: Mature
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Series: Harry Potter Works
Length: 24:24
Summary: Harry tried not to care when after the war, everyone he knew seemed to have made an agreement to stop paying attention to birthdays.

Thank you to

astolat for giving blanket permission to produce remixes/sequels/podfic/fanart/translations based on her work. Enormous thanks to

the_oscar_cat for beta listening and encouragement.

Download: Right click save AudioBook / 35MB or MP3 / 32MB

lazulus

Title: Erosmancy
Author:

astolat
Reader:

lazulus
Rating: Mature
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Series: Harry Potter Works
Length: 01:03:21
Summary: Blaise was immune to whatever it was people usually felt around his mother, for which he was profoundly grateful, since no one needed an Oedipal complex on quite that spectacular a scale, but that didn’t mean he didn’t have a thorough respect for her gift.

Thank you to

astolat for giving blanket permission to produce remixes/sequels/podfic/fanart/translations based on her work. Thank you as always to

the_oscar_cat for beta listening and unending support.

Download: Right click save AudioBook / 94MB or MP3 / 87MB

lazulus

Title: Slithering
Author:

astolat
Reader:

lazulus
Rating: Explicit
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Series: Harry Potter Works
Length: 02:31:16
Summary: Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.

Thank you to

astolat for giving blanket permission to produce remixes/sequels/podfic/fanart/translations based on her work. Once again, huge thanks to

the_oscar_cat for beta listening.

Download: Right click save AudioBook / 223MB or MP3 / 206MB

Harry Potter: With Half the Flick and Twice the Magic (Day One)

Magical Meistros vs The Ministry of Magic [written by Tumblr; read by Opalsong]

HP Podfic Fest 2017 -- Podficcer Sign-ups still open

as green as a fresh pickled toad (26) [written by LullabyKnell; read by Opalsong]

Audiobook - 'What We Pretend We Can't See' by Gyzym

[Harry Potter] so many colours it nearly broke my heart

as green as a fresh pickled toad (21-25) [written by LullabyKnell; read by Opalsong]

Podfics in Various Fandoms

as green as a fresh pickled toad [written by LullabyKnell; read by Opalsong]

Double or Nothing [written by Calico; read by Opalsong]

[Harry Potter] An Act of Rebellion: Eight Nights of Hope

Harry Potter: Two Birds, One Stone

[Harry Potter] Harlequin and (sequel) Harley & Farley

[Harry Potter] Skirt Full of Thorns

Relief by Covenmouse

We're Still Here by daisybrien

these long cold days by dirgewithoutmusic

"Cake" by Astolat

"Erosmancy" by Astolat

"Slithering" by Astolat

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