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Title: The Long Term Effects of Car Crashes
Creators: Opalsong & Dancinbutterfly
Fandom: Fast and the Furious
Pairings: Dom/Brian, Mia/Sophie Trinh, Mia/Sophie Trinh/Roman
Rating: Mature
Music: "Rollin (Urban Assault Vehicle)" by Limp Bizkit ft DMX Redman and Method Man
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
What happens when a car flips several times and lands on it's roof? Do you walk away from that?

Brian rolls away.

[Also known as the fic wherein Dancinbutterfly and Opalsong are terrible people and decide that Fast and Furious should have ended with even more tragedy.]

Links:
The Long Term Effects of Car Crashes [18:56; 17.6 MB]
Lubricating Interlocking Parts [759 words]
Sex and Domesticity Toretto Style [3:35; 3.59 MB]
Omake Scenes [7:59; 7.62 MB]
Bloopers and Extras [5:57; 5.76 MB]
Podbook [35:11; 4.18 MB]
Archive Link

Notes: Before you ask: no, there is no written form of the podfic. I cannot give it to you because it doesn't exist. Also, no, the sequel: Lubricating Interlocking Parts is, in fact, just that. It can probably be read as a stand alone but you'll likely be confused.

Sex and Domesticity Toretto Style is an unofficial sequel (and the inspiration for Lubricating Interlocking Parts) and is also audio-only.

There are a series of alternate scenes (the ways actual scenes could have gone) and extra scenes that shouldn't be considered canon (like Opalsong floundering about how they should totally get married but also failing to actually make it work). To hear these please click on the Omake Scenes link.

If you are interested in listening to Opalsong explain walking spinal injuries or pure blooper reel goodness check out the Bloopers and Extras link.

Created for pt_lightning
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3