amplificathon

Summary: Alex is a simple man with simple needs: finish his chem degree on time, pay his rent, and keep his job as a barista despite a chronic inability to make drinkable coffee and the ever increasing certainty the cafe he works at is a front for the mob.

Notes and acknowledgements: Thank you to lostlenore for permission to record this fic. Hugs as always to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting.

Original Fic: here
Author: lostlenore
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Alex Galchenyuk/Brendan Gallagher
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Length: 00:28:50

Paraka: MP3 or M4B (40 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

kalakirya

Title: And Never Been Kissed
Authors:

thehoyden and

twentysomething
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sid/Geno
Rating: explicit
Summary: Sid didn’t introduce himself in the hallway, and he certainly doesn’t assume that people know who he is. So it would only be polite to thank Malkin again, this time more personally.
He could write him a letter. An email? No, a letter.
Warnings: none
text at AO3
Length: 17:55:30

OK, so there are a number of ways to listen to this story.

If you'd like to download final version the way I prefer it (with music and lots of chapter covers), that's here as an mp3 (982MB) or here as an audiobook (480MB) (both 17:55:30)

if you've been downloading as I post OR would prefer a music-free version, downloads and streams are here

if you'd like to listen to the chapters individually, go to my journal

lesson_in_love

Title: Colder Weather by

inlovewithnight
Fandom: Hockey RPF (Dallas Stars)
Pairing: Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin
Rating: PG-13
Summary: An accident ends Jamie's career, and he goes back to Canada to recover and forget. Three years later, Tyler comes looking for him.

Length: 3 hrs 42 mins
mp3 || 256.7mb
m4b || 182.5mb

Also posted to my AO3 here. Thanks to paraka for hosting!

hananobira

Summary: Tanner is supposed to be kneeling for Richie.

Notes and acknowledgements: Thanks to rsadelle for permission to record her fic, and to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting!

Original Fic: here
Author: rsadelle
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Tanner Pearson/Mike Richards
Rating: Mature
Tags: Kneeling Verse, BDSM AU
Length: 00:04:46

Paraka: MP3 (7 MB) or M4B (7 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

opalsong

Title: Gundam Wing: Endless Kaiju
Creators: Opalsong, Rhea314, & lattice_frames
Fandom: Gundam Wing/Pacific Rim
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen (for language)
Length: 19:49
Size: 18.5 MB
Music: Wild Wing by Toshihiko Seki
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: The Earthsphere government has gone behind Relena's back and undermined the MS program; believing that moving the population to the colonies is a better option. But Relena knows that the Kaiju will be back. So she gathers the only forces she has left: five battered gundams, six weary pilots (Dorothy refused her government mandated resignation), and five Doctors of dubious ethics. This team will save the Earthsphere (again).

Or: In which Opalsong was recording too much Gundam Wing podfic and saw a Pacific Rim fic cross her dash and thought "This make So Much Sense!!"

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Title: "Sanc Kingdom god-damns" only at NHL.com
Creators: Opalsong, Rhea314, lattice_frames, fleurrochard, & kalakirya
Fandom: Gundam Wing/Hockey RPF
Pairings: Duo/Heero, Trowa/Quatre, Relena/Dorothy, Wufei/Meilan
Rating: Teen (for language)
Length: 31:10
Size: 28.7 MB
Music: Cry for the Dream by Hikaru Midorikawa
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: INTRODUCING YOUR SANC KINGDOM GUNDAMS, WHO THEY ARE, WHAT THEY DO, AND WHY THE BANDWAGON IS THE GREATEST PLACE TO BE

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

POINTS:
Gundam Wing: Endless Kaiju (5+5+10+10) * 2 = 60
Sanc Kingdom god-damns (5+1+10+10+10+10) * 3 = 138

Opalsong, Rhea314, & Lattice_Frames: 198
Fleurrochard & Kalakirya: 138

hananobira

Summary:
Phil laughs. "I'm staying at Sid's." Amanda is about to protest — there's no way she is going to stay in a house with Sidney Crosby, no matter how temporary a visit it might be — but Phil continues, "He's still in Canada, but he said I could stay until I found my own place."

"Did he say you could have guests?"

"He didn't say I couldn't," Phil hedges, "but I'll clear it with him if you want me to."

"Okay, do that," Amanda says. "I'll send you the details once I've booked my flight."

Notes and acknowledgements:
Thanks to theladyscribe for podfic permission, and to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting!

Original Fic: here
Author: theladyscribe
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Amanda Kessel/Sidney Crosby
Rating: Gen
Warnings: None
Length: 00:27:51

Paraka: MP3 (40 MB) or M4B (27 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

hananobira

Summary:
"Well, yeah," Flower confirms with hesitance when Sidney asks him about it during practice. "It's just that....he's really considerate of you, I guess."

Sidney stares at him. So people are making a big deal out of the apparently shocking news that he has a teammate who actually likes him?

That's...a little hurtful, actually. He's not that awful and weird, is he? Is it the sandwiches?

Notes and acknowledgements: Thanks to omelet for permission to podfic their story! And gratitude as always to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting.

Original Fic: here
Author: omelet
Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Rating: General
Warnings: None
Length: 00:30:25

Paraka: MP3 (42 MB) or M4B (28 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

lesson_in_love

Title: growing up is a heavy leaf to turn by

nighimpossible
Fandom: Hockey RPF: Dallas Stars
Pairing: Tyler Seguin/Jamie Benn
Rating: R
Summary: “Wasn’t there a movie with like, Zac Efron about this?” Jordie asks. He’s eating chips and staring at Tyler in fascination, like he’s some kind of zoo exhibit to which Jordie has suddenly become privy. “Seventeen Again, I think that was it.”

“This blows,” Tyler complains. “And I’m nineteen, fuck you.”

Length: 1 hr 58 mins
Download mp3

Download m4b

Also posted to my AO3 here. Thanks to paraka for hosting!

intransitive

Just realized that I haven't crossposted the rest of my 2015 podfics here, so here are three podfics from August and one from December. (Note to archivers - Closing the Circuit is already archived, or will be soon. The rest are not.)

( I Came To Win (MCU ladies hockey AU) )

( Closing the Circuit (MCU gen) )

( to live at all is miracle enough (Fury Road, Cheedo/The Dag) )

( Q and A (Hockey RPF, Kane/Toews) )

hananobira

Summary:
In which Sid is a goose, Geno is a leopard, and both of them are clueless.

Notes and acknowledgements: This fic has been anonymous for ten months now, so we're going ahead and posting. If the original author wishes to request that we take it down, please email us at hananobira@gmail.com and we will do so immediately. Otherwise, thank you, Anon, for the cute little fic! We had a lot of fun with it.

Eternal gratitude, as always, to Paraka and Jinjurly and the Audiofic Archive archivists!

Original Fic: here
Author: Anonymous
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Rating: General
Warnings: None
Length: 00:04:26

Paraka: MP3 (6 MB) or M4B (6 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

hananobira

Summary:
“I don’t think I’m gonna make it to midnight,” Wilso mumbles. He’s got his hands under Mike’s shirt, fingers stroking Mike’s stomach lightly.

Notes and acknowledgements:
Thanks to armillarysphere for having blanket permission, and as always to Jinjurly and Paraka.

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, THIS IS Sabrina_il'S VERY FIRST PODFIC EVER. PLEASE TELL HER HOW FANTASTIC SHE IS. --Hana

Original Fic: here
Author: armillarysphere
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Michael Latta/Tom Wilson
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Length: 00:02:49

Paraka: MP3 (4.1 MB) or M4B (2.9 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

araline

Title: Causes of Blindness
Author:

pikasafire
Reader:

araline
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Danny Briere/Claude Giroux
Rating: Mature
Length: 31:22

Summary: The day Brayden discovers that people write porn about them on the internet is the day Claude starts plotting Brayden’s imminent demise.

Download/Stream: MP3 @ AO3

intransitive

Title: defrost, debauch, destroy
Author: psocoptera
Reader:

intransitive (

exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 5:24
Summary: Beneath the ice, dread things lie dreaming. Or listening to One Direction, whatever.

Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [2.5 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [2.5 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

intransitive

Title: you ruined everything in the best way
Author:

thisissirius
Reader/cover art:

intransitive (

exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen & up
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 1:30:23
Summary: Kaner's looking down at the kid, though, frowning. He crouches down. "Hey, kid, where are your parents?"

The kid's bottom lip juts out and starts wobbling. Fuck, that means he's going to start crying, right?

"Oh shi—oot, kid, don't cry," Kaner says. "I mean, if you don't know where they are, we can find 'em?"

"Kaner," Sharpy presses. "That's Saad."

Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [41.6 MB] | m4b [43.4 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [41.6 MB] | m4b [43.4 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

intransitive

Title: Illuminate
Author:

sophia_helix
Reader/cover art:

intransitive (

exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 18:00
Summary: Jonny likes to sunbathe naked.

Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [8.5 MB] | m4b [9.6 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [8.5 MB] | m4b [9.6 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

intransitive

I'm finally getting my backlog of podfics posted here!

( 9 Kaner/Tazer podfics )

hananobira

Summary: The fortunate thing about being a rabbit, Sid thinks, is that when you are a rabbit, all other complaints pale in comparison to the simple problem of being a rabbit.

Notes and acknowledgements: Thanks to sethjonesy and withoutpants for permission to record and eiirene for permission to use her adorable bunny!Sid art in the cover! Love as always to Paraka, Jinjurly, and the archivists.

Original Fic: here
Author: sethjonesy & withoutpants
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Length: 00:11:25

Paraka: MP3 (16.7 MB) or M4B (16.9 MB)
AO3: here
Audiofic Archive: here

opalsong

Title: The One in Which Parker is a Russian Princess
Creators: Opalsong & Kalakirya
Fandom: Leverage/Hockey RPF
Pairings: Hardison/Parker/Eliot, Sophie/Ovie, Eliot/Tazer, Eliot/CWHL, Tazer/Kaner
Rating: Teen
Length: 47:58
Size: 44.2MB
Music: Princess of Russia by Melotron
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: - who loves the Ducks. Also, Sophie is in the Russian texting group, Eliot is That Guy from Juniors, and Hardison is gets into hockey for the fandom.

Links: MP3
Archive Link

This is an Oral Not!Fic and therefore there is no text available as that it does not exist.

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

POINTS: (5 + 1 + 5 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 5) * 4 = 184
(Leverage + Hockey RPF + Hardison/Parker/Eliot + Tazer/Eliot + Sophie/Ovie + Eliot/CWHL + Tazer/Kaner)

NOTE: Kalakirya is NOT participating in amplificathon

araline

Title: One More (is never enough)
Author: uraneia
Reader:

araline
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Rating: Explicit
Length: 16:25

Summary: Pat gives Jonny his dick in a box because he's a romantic. No, really.

Download/Stream: MP3/M4B

Points: ( 1 + 5 ) x 2 = 12

hananobira

A.K.A. Five reasons why Ovi really wanted that car.

A.K.A. Hana lost a bet because the Stars got their asses kicked by the Flyers (WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT, STARS, THE ~*FLYERS*~???) and had to write 1K of fic about the All-Star Game.

Spasibo to platinumvampyr for beta’ing and factchecking for me!

This fic will probably make no sense at all unless you have seen this.

Original Fic: here
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Gen
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Length: 00:16:43

AO3: here
Paraka: MP3 (23 MB) or M4B (16 MB)
Audiofic Archive: here

Recorded for the "Write and record your own story" square and the "Try an Accent" square for Podfic BINGO. My attempt at a Russian accent ended up sounding more like... Jamaican Chekov? I think is the closest possible description. I beg forgiveness from Russian speakers the world over.

Points:
(1(fandom) + 10(gen)) x 2(length) = 22

Hockey RPF: I've Measured My Life in Coffee Spoons

And Never Been Kissed

[Hockey RPF] Colder Weather

Hockey RPF: This Could Work

2 Gundam Wing AU Oral Not!Fics created by Opalsong, Rhea314, Lattice_Frames, Fleurrochard, Kalakirya

Hockey RPF: these currents pull us 'cross the border

Hockey RPF: Need You Closer

Hockey RPF: growing up is a heavy leaf to turn

4 podfics (MCU, Mad Max: Fury Road, Hockey RPF)

Hockey RPF: Shifters and Soulbonds

Hockey RPF: countdown

[Hockey RPF] Causes of Blindness

defrost, debauch, destroy (Hockey RPF, Kane/Toews)

you ruined everything in the best way (Hockey RPF, Kane/Toews)

Illuminate (Hockey RPF, Kane/Toews)

Multiple Hockey RPF podfics

Hockey RPF: I Carrot About You

The One in Which Parker is a Russian Princess [created by Opalsong & Kalakirya]

[Hockey RPF] One More (is never enough)

Hockey RPF: Need for Speed

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