Multiple Hockey RPF podfics
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amplificathonI'm finally getting my backlog of podfics posted here!
Title: Clean and Shirk
Author: mermaid
Reader:intransitive (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen & up
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 04:36
Summary: "I don't see why I have to help clean," Patrick says, even as he stacks the scattered DVD cases into a neat pile. He's bent over the coffee table, and Johnny takes a moment to admire the view of his ass in those shorts. "First of all, you're the messy one."
This is partly true, Johnny has to admit. But still: "Messier," he corrects, from where he's standing in front of the open fridge. "You're no neat freak yourself, man – most of this old takeout is yours."
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [2.1 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [2.1 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: All that junk inside those trunks
Author: mermaid
Reader/cover art:intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen and up
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 20:47
Summary: Making sure to stand in profile, Jon watches Kaner take in the sight of him in the too-tight swim trunks. Kaner's fingers twitch at his sides and his Adam's apple bobs as he swallows hard, but Jon can't read his expression.
"Jeez," Kaner says after a moment. "It's like two bowling balls stuffed inside a tube sock."
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [9.6 MB] | m4b [10.2 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [9.6 MB] | m4b [10.2 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: high roller
Author: demotu
Reader:intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 13:23
Summary: “I’m not doing you in the seats,” Pat says, tilting his head back to grin up at Jonny’s red face. “Turn around.” [timestamp for put your money where your mouth is]
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [6.13 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [6.13 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: Orbital Resonance
Author: fourfreedoms & joyfulseeker
Reader/cover art:intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 07:39:08
Summary: Sublimation
1. Passing from one phase to another without transitioning through an intermediate phase.
2. Where socially unacceptable impulses or idealizations are consciously transformed into socially acceptable actions or behavior, possibly resulting in a long-term conversion of the initial impulse.
Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews should probably have figured out the first time what this type of behavior meant.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [195 MB, zipped] | m4b [218 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [195 MB, zipped] | m4b [218 MB]
outtakes & free talk [MP3, 4+ minutes, click to stream or right-click to download]
Stream at AO3
Title: The slowest spark is a breather
Author: cherryvanilla
Reader:intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 13:05
Summary: “Did you do something to my phone?”
“Aww, Peeks, would I do that?” replies Sharpy, all fake innocence and stupidly white teeth.
“Yeah, yeah, you’re a fucking saint,” Kaner mutters, searching through his phone for downloaded photos or apps or God knows what. He really needs to put a lock on the thing, especially after that crap Sharpy pulled with Duncs a few years back.
Notes: This is a choose your own adventure podfic, sort of – in the fic, Kaner texts with someone he assumes is a woman, but is actually someone else (a man) and then receives texts from someone he thinks is a man, but is actually the woman, so I've recorded two versions. In the first (which is my personal pick), the texts from a man are recorded in that man's voice, even though Kaner doesn't know it's him, and likewise the woman's texts are in her voice. In the second, the texts are recorded as Kaner hears/interprets them, with the opposite voices. Please choose whichever version you'd like (or both!).
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) version 1 mp3 [6 MB] ||| version 2 mp3 [6 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: version 1 mp3 [6 MB] ||| version 2 mp3 [6 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: Timed Out Man
Author: sabrina_il
Reader:intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 9:37
Summary: Tazer has a problem. Kaner's just found a solution.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [4.4 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [4.4 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: rinse, repeat
Author: zara_t
Reader/cover art:intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen and up
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 24:31
Summary: Patrick shook his head again, holding up a finger like he was about to make an important point. “I have a better idea,” he said. “We’re gonna fix your hair.”
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [11.3 MB] | m4b [12 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [11.3 MB] | m4b [12 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: engagement sex
Author: torigates
Reader:intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 02:41
Summary: Written for the prompt "engagement sex."
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [1.23 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [1.23 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: call it magic
Author: thundersquall
Reader:intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen & up
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 59:22
Summary: “It’s the faerie blood in me,” Patrick explains.
Jonny is just not equipped to deal with this shit.
OR, on March 17, Patrick turns into a faerie.
Notes: You'll notice that although Patrick in faerie form is described as having a high, kind of squeaky voice, I didn't try to mimic that other than using a slightly higher version of my regular Patrick voice. This is because I thought it would be distracting from the rest of the fic if I altered just that voice. Feel free to let me know if you have feedback or advice about that decision!
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [27 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [27 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: Clean and Shirk
Author: mermaid
Reader:
intransitive (exmanhater)Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen & up
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 04:36
Summary: "I don't see why I have to help clean," Patrick says, even as he stacks the scattered DVD cases into a neat pile. He's bent over the coffee table, and Johnny takes a moment to admire the view of his ass in those shorts. "First of all, you're the messy one."
This is partly true, Johnny has to admit. But still: "Messier," he corrects, from where he's standing in front of the open fridge. "You're no neat freak yourself, man – most of this old takeout is yours."
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [2.1 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [2.1 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: All that junk inside those trunks
Author: mermaid
Reader/cover art:
intransitive (exmanhater)Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen and up
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 20:47
Summary: Making sure to stand in profile, Jon watches Kaner take in the sight of him in the too-tight swim trunks. Kaner's fingers twitch at his sides and his Adam's apple bobs as he swallows hard, but Jon can't read his expression.
"Jeez," Kaner says after a moment. "It's like two bowling balls stuffed inside a tube sock."
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [9.6 MB] | m4b [10.2 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [9.6 MB] | m4b [10.2 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: high roller
Author: demotu
Reader:
intransitive (exmanhater)Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 13:23
Summary: “I’m not doing you in the seats,” Pat says, tilting his head back to grin up at Jonny’s red face. “Turn around.” [timestamp for put your money where your mouth is]
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [6.13 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [6.13 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: Orbital Resonance
Author: fourfreedoms & joyfulseeker
Reader/cover art:
intransitive (exmanhater)Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 07:39:08
Summary: Sublimation
1. Passing from one phase to another without transitioning through an intermediate phase.
2. Where socially unacceptable impulses or idealizations are consciously transformed into socially acceptable actions or behavior, possibly resulting in a long-term conversion of the initial impulse.
Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews should probably have figured out the first time what this type of behavior meant.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [195 MB, zipped] | m4b [218 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [195 MB, zipped] | m4b [218 MB]
outtakes & free talk [MP3, 4+ minutes, click to stream or right-click to download]
Stream at AO3
Title: The slowest spark is a breather
Author: cherryvanilla
Reader:
intransitive (exmanhater)Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 13:05
Summary: “Did you do something to my phone?”
“Aww, Peeks, would I do that?” replies Sharpy, all fake innocence and stupidly white teeth.
“Yeah, yeah, you’re a fucking saint,” Kaner mutters, searching through his phone for downloaded photos or apps or God knows what. He really needs to put a lock on the thing, especially after that crap Sharpy pulled with Duncs a few years back.
Notes: This is a choose your own adventure podfic, sort of – in the fic, Kaner texts with someone he assumes is a woman, but is actually someone else (a man) and then receives texts from someone he thinks is a man, but is actually the woman, so I've recorded two versions. In the first (which is my personal pick), the texts from a man are recorded in that man's voice, even though Kaner doesn't know it's him, and likewise the woman's texts are in her voice. In the second, the texts are recorded as Kaner hears/interprets them, with the opposite voices. Please choose whichever version you'd like (or both!).
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) version 1 mp3 [6 MB] ||| version 2 mp3 [6 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: version 1 mp3 [6 MB] ||| version 2 mp3 [6 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: Timed Out Man
Author: sabrina_il
Reader:
intransitive (exmanhater)Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 9:37
Summary: Tazer has a problem. Kaner's just found a solution.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [4.4 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [4.4 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: rinse, repeat
Author: zara_t
Reader/cover art:
intransitive (exmanhater)Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen and up
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 24:31
Summary: Patrick shook his head again, holding up a finger like he was about to make an important point. “I have a better idea,” he said. “We’re gonna fix your hair.”
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [11.3 MB] | m4b [12 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [11.3 MB] | m4b [12 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: engagement sex
Author: torigates
Reader:
intransitive (exmanhater)Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 02:41
Summary: Written for the prompt "engagement sex."
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [1.23 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [1.23 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
Title: call it magic
Author: thundersquall
Reader:
intransitive (exmanhater)Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen & up
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 59:22
Summary: “It’s the faerie blood in me,” Patrick explains.
Jonny is just not equipped to deal with this shit.
OR, on March 17, Patrick turns into a faerie.
Notes: You'll notice that although Patrick in faerie form is described as having a high, kind of squeaky voice, I didn't try to mimic that other than using a slightly higher version of my regular Patrick voice. This is because I thought it would be distracting from the rest of the fic if I altered just that voice. Feel free to let me know if you have feedback or advice about that decision!
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [27 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [27 MB]
Or, stream at AO3
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Date: 2015-06-20 05:41 pm (UTC)Your archive entries are here:
Clean and Shirk
All that junk inside those trunks
high roller
Orbital Resonance
The slowest spark is a breather
Timed Out Man
rinse, repeat
engagement sex
call it magic
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Date: 2015-06-21 03:43 am (UTC)