kozume kenma's guide to divorcing supernatural persons (results may vary)

[opalsong]

Title: kozume kenma's guide to getting free drinks from supernatural persons (results may vary)
Author: skittidyne
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Pairings: Kenma/Kuroo
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1:08:13
Size: 47.2MB
Music: Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: “What’s the internet say about all this sexual tension?” Kuroo asks, and Kenma’s attention snaps back to the screen.

“Nothing I didn’t see earlier. It should lessen over time, but it’s meant to cement the new bond between mated individuals. Through sex, I guess.”

(( or: kenma must navigate his new and unwanted werewolf marriage with kuroo, and honestly, it would be a lot easier if they didn't get boners every time they made eye contact ))

Part 2 of the various guides to supernatural phenomena (results may vary) series

Link: MP3

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3