CHAG PURIM SAMEACH, SCHMENDRIKS

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Title: The Purim Story- WITH SWEARS
Author: Swanjolras
Reader: Chestnut_filly
Fandom: Megillah
Pairing: Esther/Ahashverosh
Rating: M for language, good god
Summary: Esther is the motherfucking queen of Persia and also better than you. Get ready to Megillah like it's 5776.
File Size/Type: 11.2 MB/MP3
Length: 11:32

Mediafire link.

(10 + 10) x 2 = 40 pts


I'm not sure what to put as the fandom in the tags- specifically it's the Megillah but more generally it's the Tanakh. I'm not sure if there are tags for either. That said, it is definitely not "Bible: various." This is not a Christian text, please do not classify it as such.

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(ALSO, BTW, THE WAY YOU READ THE !!!!!!!!!!! PARTS MADE ME WEEP WITH LAUGHTER. ALSO ALL THE WAYS YOU READ THE KEYSMASH VERSIONS OF AHASHDFJSLSFD;L'S NAME)

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I'm laughing just reading this comment! Oh, I'm so glad you found this funny, thank you soooo much for stopping by :) :)

Happy second day!


ETA: I just keep coming back to read this; I swear I'm going to frame this comment.