Two Sherlock podfic by fresne

[fresne]

Title: Weaponized Biologicals and Other Curtain Fic

Writer/Reader: fresne

Fandom: Sherlock BBC

Pairings: Sherlock/John/Mary

Series: Variations on an Equation series, this is a series of Omegaverse stories that AU each other. Each story is a variation on a gender pairing of Sherlock/John as male, female, alpha, omega, beta. This particular story is FemaleBeta-Sherlock/FemaleOmega-John.

Rating: NC-17

Size: 3.1, 9:02

Warnings: Omegaverse. Polyamory - A configuration. i.e., John/Sherlock, John/Mary. Begins in mid-sex scene.

Summary: Slice of life in the polyamory Omegaverse Morstan/Watson/Holmes household.

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Title: The SeeBee and the SpiderKing

Writer/Reader: fresne

Fandom: Sherlock BBC

Pairings: Sherlock/John

Series: Variations on an Equation series, this is a series of Omegaverse stories that AU each other. Each story is a variation on a gender pairing of Sherlock/John as male, female, alpha, omega, beta. This particular story is MaleBeta-Sherlock/MaleOmega-John.

Rating: PG

Size: 4, 11:37

Warnings: Omegaverse. References to off screen non-con.

Summary: For the people who were real, he wasn't named anything so stupid as Jimmy. He was SpiderKing. Everyone was in his web. He was the Napoleon of hackers. He was the Caesar. He was the best. He'd hacked into thirty separate financial institutions this year and with a little bug in Bart's routers, he'd have a back door pass into at least a hundred more.

There was Sherlock Holmes, SeeBee himself.

Hacked the London exchange when he was nine. At eleven, he'd cracked a key vulnerability in whatever lame cryptography the world thought was safe at the time and had electronic bees flying around half the government computer monitors. They still cropped up time to time.

SpiderKing wanted to yell, "Look up. SeeBee, the SpiderKing is right next to you," because they were rulers electronic. They chose their own names. He wanted to yell that SeeBee should stop looking at the slicktail and see him.

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[podmod]

Greetings! Sherlock/John/Mary counts as an underrepresented relationship, so I've got you down for 11 points for the first podfic.

~ jesperanda

[starduchess]

Ugh, sometimes Omegaverse gives me a headache. I though OmegaFemales didn't have penises much at all, and the weirdness of the experiments on a BetaFemale here was confusing. Is Sherlock pregnant or not? Blah. Anyway, nice reading; I just got lost in the gender issues.

The SpiderKing vs SeeBee was well done. Great job on his brogue accent and his disgust at John. John was really cute in his pregnancy. And Sherlock greatly one-upped him at the end. Nice.

[fresne]

Hmm... sorry to have confused you and glad you liked the brogue.

Now then for a very long answer about made up biology, because I've thought about this too much.

In Weaponized Biologicals and for that matter SeeBee & SpiderKing, John's a male Omega. Therefore he has a penis, but that's not he reproduces with it. In an attempt to make up a reason that isn't porn, (ah Omegaverse, it's all about the porn) is each person could present as either one of the reproductive genders (Alpha or Omega based on their genetics) or a Beta (based on they got too little/not the right foods when they getting ready to present). But really it's the porn.

Mary in Weaponized Biologicals is a Female Alpha. So, she has someting that comes out that only comes out during heat. I'm basing this on duck penises that emerge when necessary and otherwise are tidely inside. Err... if you do end up looking that one up, let's just say ducks have interesting biology.

Hopefully, I didn't call John Joan (or Jane, or Jean or... whatever) in the reading for Weaponized. The problem when writing/podficing that many stories where everyone's gender gets switched every story.

Sherlock is a FemaleBeta in Weaponized and a MaleBeta in SeeBee&SpiderKing. He and She are not pregnant in either story. In this version of Omegaverse, Betas don't equal us. Male Betas and Female Betas are each different genders, which has a quasi-biological purpose.

Anyway, Female Betas lactate if in lots of bodily contanct to an Omega who has given birth (and giving off the right pheromones). Making things up, like one does in Omegaverse, to help feed all those babies the Omegas spawn.Sherlock's experimenting on herself cuz... she's Sherlock. This round she's a consulting biologist because I used to work in biotech.

Male Betas, as John comments in SeeBee&SpiderKing, don't lactate. Instead, they have a biological impulse to nest/hunter/gather for Omegas. I'm assuming that biologically speaking the Alpha has a biological imperative to stick around until the child is born and that's about it.

Cultural dictates being a different matter. Anyway, cough, humans are clever monkeys, so I'm making up biological/cultural rules to subvert them.

The next story (Save Water, Bend a Raindrop) admittedly will have characters flat out talking about all this, because we'll finally reach a version of John(Jean) who's taken human sexuality classes and would have a reason to go on about it.

Breathes out. Clear as mud in which ducks... cough. Moving on.

[zwischendenstuehlen]

Hi, I just wanted to let you know your archive links:
[Weaponized Biologicals and Other Curtain Fic]
[The SeeBee and the SpiderKing]