scientific method
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Title: scientific method
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Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Avengers movie'verse
Pairing: Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis
Warnings: post-movie, lab reports, slow build, crack, obliviousness, SHIP DARCY WITH ALL THE THINGS
Length: 00:24:12
Author's Summary: Bruce tries to test out his hypothesis: I love Darcy Lewis.
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Darcy groans and plants her forehead on the table. “I am going to kill my professor. First, I’m going to lure her into a dark, dank alley and then shank her with a knife made from sporks. Then I’m going to drag her to the Hudson, dump her body in the middle of the night and cackle over the remains of her body while the piranhas eat her eyeballs.”
“Well,” Bruce says, considering Darcy’s plan. “I don’t think piranhas live in the Hudson. Too cold, I think. And if you were going to drag her to the Hudson, you’d need a proper black body bag to stash her in and an inconspicuous looking van to carry you to the river. Oh and cement blocks to tie to her body so it won’t float.”
Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here, or as a podbook right over here (thanks,
paraka , for hosting me!)Points: (1+5+0)x3 = 18 points
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Date: 2014-04-22 07:19 pm (UTC)Your archive entry is here :)