Podfic Haikus, or A Series of Podfics Under 30 Secs

[analise010]

Well, this was definitely a labor of love. On Twitter kdheart and I came to the conclusion that we weren’t going to win Amplificathon based on points, so why not go for a different category? Thus began the battle for Shortest Podfic. Let the games begin!


Title: Bewildered
Text: Lewis wasn’t sure / But he thought he had just seen / James take his pants off
Author: analise010
Reader: analise010
Fandom: Lewis (BBC)
Pairing: Lewis/James
Rating: Teen
Length: 00:00:18
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB

[5 + 5] x 1 = 10


Title: Astonished
Text: “What are you doing?” / Keiko asked, eyes on Yusuke. / “What does it look like?”
Author: analise010
Reader: analise010
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Pairing: Yusuke/Keiko
Rating: Gen
Length: 00:00:17
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[5 + 10] x 1 = 15


Title: A Whole New World
Text: “Just where are we John?” / The man did not speak. Just stared. / “Kiss me?” Biblo asked.
Author: analise010
Reader: analise010
Fandom: Sherlock/Hobbit
Pairing: John/Bilbo
Rating: Gen
Length: 00:00:26
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB

[5 + 5 + 10] x 1 = 20

Title: Untitled Saiyuki Haikufic I
Text: Red to gold to green / One bedroom in a small town / Rescue all around
Author: kalakirya
Reader: analise010
Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo/Goku
Rating: G
Length: 00:00:22
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[5 + 10] x 1 = 15


Title: Untitled Saiyuki Haikufic II
Text: [Text Unavailable]
Author: kalakirya
Reader: analise010
Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairing: Goujun/...?
Rating: Teen
Length: 00:00:24
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB

[5 + 10] x 1 = 15

Title: Untitled Saiyuki Haikufic III
Text: Merciful, call me / Only kiss me when you curse / Jiroshin, dearest
Author: kalakirya
Reader: analise010
Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairing: Kanzeon Bosatsu/Jiroshin
Rating: G
Length: 00:00:25
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting me!
[5 + 10] x 1 = 15

Total Points: 10 + 15 + 20 + 15 + 15 + 15 = 90 points

ETA: kdheart has won the battle...and the war. For a 10 second podfic, she deserves the prize. Her micropodfics can be found over here.

Mods, for some reasons KD Heart is stuck on my tags?