Podfic Backlog Post, Part Five

[reena_jenkins]

Title: The Dread Pirate Greta (in space!)
Author: themadlurker
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Bandom (The Hush Sound), Disney RPF (Jonas Brothers)
Pairing: gen
Warnings: none
Length: 00:04:59

Author's Summary: "The Jonas brothers find themselves at the mercy of of the Dread Pirate Greta and her crew."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)


Points: ((5+5)+(5+5))x1 = 20




Title: Another Cruel Lesson
Author: sauntering_down 
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandoms: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Pairing: gen
Warnings: pre-canon, bullying, kidfic, Durin Family Feels, hurt/comfort, The Secret Language of Beards, fluff
Length: 00:16:45

Author's Summary: ""Let me see," he said, more gently, as he pried Kili's hand away from his head. He had expected blood, or at least a painful lump. What he found instead sent an anger hotter than any forge boiling in his belly. (Kili is bullied, Fili rearranges some teeth, and Thorin's attempts at comfort are infused with the harsh lessons he must teach his nephews.)"

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (5+5)x2 = 20





Title: homebound
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: The Black Pearl/Jack Sparrow
Warnings: post-Pirates of the Caribbean, pre-ST:xi, ghost ships, pining
Length: 00:03:17

Author's Summary: "She is a ghost on the water, forgotten by all, even the one who challenged the sea itself. She is useless as the ages roll past, as men leave the water for the ground and then the ground for the stars."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)+(10))x1 = 20





Title: frayed ends of twine
Author: 1001cranes
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandoms: X-Men First Class (fusion with the comics)
Pairing: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
Warnings: kidfic, adoption, fluff, family
Length: 00:06:10

Author's Summary: "Kink meme fill - Charles and Erik adopt wee!Jean Grey. It would be cute if Erik spoiled her while Charles had to be the disciplinarian."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (5+5)x1 = 10





Title: A Walk in the Dark
Author: tassosss
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: gen
Warnings: none
Length: 00:05:08

Author's Summary: "A mugging and two rescues."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)+(5+5))x1 = 20





Title: What The Pig's Heart Wants
Author: helens78
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: The Muppets, X-Men First Class RPF
Pairing: Kermit the Frog/Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy/Michael Fassbender
Warnings: jealousy, flirting, angst, humor
Length: 00:03:53

Author's Summary: "Kermit and Piggy's relationship has survived flirtations with Christopher Reeve, Brad Pitt, John Denver, and others, but can it withstand the interest from one Michael Fassbender?"

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)+(10+10))x1 = 30





Title: Meeting of the Minds
Author: copperbadge
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: CSI:, Dexter
Pairing: gen
Warnings: none
Length: 00:04:12

Author's Summary: "Gil Grissom meets a young forensics expert from Miami and uncovers an intriguing puzzle."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)=(5+5))x1 = 20





Title: toxophilia
Author: sospes
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Pairing: Fili/Kili
Warnings: Canon? What canon?, post-Battle of Five Armies, EVERYONE LIVES!, sibling incest
Length: 00:30:21

Author's Summary: "Kili can't help but admire Tauriel's skill with a bow, Tauriel misinterprets, and Fili? Fili would gladly feed her to the spiders to get her away from his one."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (5+5)x3 = 30





Title: to have written the truth in a lightning flash
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Supernatural, Thor
Pairing: gen
Warnings: AU for Thor, AU for season five Supernatural, brothers, protectiveness, big reveal
Length: 00:20:16

Author's Summary: "Thor, Loki, Sif, and the Warriors 3 go hunting on Midgard. They run into the Winchesters. The fates of worlds are changed."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((1+5)+(5+5))x3 = 48





Title: Freedonia
Author: musesfool
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings
Pairing: gen
Warnings: post-Return of the King, alternate universe
Length: 00:04:42

Author's Summary: "There is peace in Middle-earth now, the Peace of Eowyn, Queen of Rohan."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (5+5)x1 = 10





Title: Ask me no questions
Author: black_eyedgirl
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: NC-17
Fandoms: Iron Man, Psych
Pairing: Tony Stark/Shawn Spencer
Warnings: pre-Iron Man 2, set after Psych season 1
Length: 00:14:37

Author's Summary: "Pepper goes on vacation and hires Tony a temp."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+5)+(10))x2 = 40





Title: I learned how to love and I learned how to lie
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Avengers movie'verse
Pairing: gen
Warnings: backstory, child abuse, dark, futurefic, moral ambiguity, minor spoilers for The Avengers
Length: 00:06:28

Author's Summary: "He won't say Loki opened his eyes."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (5+5)x1 = 10





Title: who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants, Supernatural
Pairing: gen
Warnings: non-graphic violence, mild language, crack
Length: 00:01:35

Author's Summary: “Dude,” Dean whispers, eyes darting back to the corner. “How the hell do we kill a giant sponge?”

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((1+10)+(5+10))x1 = 26





Title: feel the west in you
Author: halowrites , lilysaid 
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: NC-17
Fandoms: Stargate: Atlantis RPF
Pairing: Joe Flannigan/David Hewlett
Warnings: forced coming out, ROADTRIP!, exhibitionism, voyeurism
Length: 01:47:22

Author's Summary: "Joe doesn’t come to work or answer his phone for two days after it comes out, the longest any of the cast would dare hold up production, and not nearly as long as David thinks he would hide out if it were details of his own private life that had been dragged out for public consumption."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (5+5)x5 = 50





Title: Maybe He's Just Taciturn
Author: black_eyedgirl
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
Pairing: gen
Warnings: none
Length: 00:10:11

Author's Summary: "Every so often, some teacher or another asks why Phineas's brother doesn't talk."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (10+10)x2 = 20





Title: Phineas and Ferb Go to Washington
Author: black_eyedgirl
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, West Wing
Pairing: gen
Warnings: none
Length: 00:13:47

Author's Summary: "Phineas and Ferb go to Washington, and meet President Bartlet."

Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: ((5+10)+(5+10))x2 = 60



Total Points: (20)+(20)+(20)+(10)+(20)+(30)+(20)+(30)+(48)+(10)+(40)+(10)+(26)+(50)+(20)+(60) = 434


Mods, can I get a tag for New Fandom: SpongeBob SquarePants, please? And also one for New Fandom: Phineas and Ferb? Thank you!

Comments

[fleurrochard]

Your archive links are here:

The Dread Pirate Greta (in space!)

Another Cruel Lesson

homebound

frayed ends of twine

A Walk in the Dark

What The Pig's Heart Wants

Meeting of the Minds

toxophilia

to have written the truth in a lightning flash

Freedonia

Ask me no questions

I learned how to love and I learned how to lie

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

feel the west in you

Maybe He's Just Taciturn

Phineas and Ferb Go to Washington

[reena_jenkins]

Eeeep! So, I just realized that when I posted this page, I put up the wrong download link for Meeting of the Minds. The correct download link for that podfic is actually http://reena.parakaproductions.com/podfics/(Dex_CSI)%20_Meeting%20of%20the%20Minds_.mp3 - I'm so sorry for putting you through the trouble, but could you fix the archive page so that the right podfic gets linked? Please? Thank you....

[croissantkatie]

Loved listening to What The Pig's Heart Wants!

[reena_jenkins]

Isn't it great? Poor Kermit, pining after Miss Piggy while she flirts with Mr. Fassbender.... helens78 writes the best crack, and I'm glad you enjoyed it.