Everything's Better Under the Sea by fresne

[fresne]

 Title: Everything's Better Under the Sea

Writer/Reader: fresne

Fandom: Sherlock BBC

Pairings: Sherlock/John

Series: Variations on an Equation series, this is a series of Omegaverse stories that AU each other. Each story is a variation on a gender pairing of Sherlock/John as male, female, alpha, omega, beta. This particular story is FemaleAlpha-Sherlock/Other-John. Mer-John. Mumble-mumble-Sherlock. Though I think I give it away in the summary.

Rating: PG-13

Music Credit: Samuel E. Wright, "Under the Sea" Little Mermaid

Size: 8.28, 23:22

Warnings: Omegaverse. Suggestion of interspecies sex.

Summary: When Sherlock was nine, she found a wonderful fur coat in the attic of the summer house by the sea. She put it on with the fur turned inward and ran through the house spinning and laughing. When Mummy saw her, she ripped off the coat and flung it into the sea.

 

Mummy wanted Sherlock to never even see the sea again after that. Naturally, Sherlock obsessed with nothing else. The depths were full of mystery.

 

When she was twenty-nine, she was on a forced vacation at the summer house. When she was twenty-nine, she found the merman washed up on the beach. When all other things had been eliminated, what remained, what she saw with her own eyes, was the truth.

 

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(fandom:1+relationships:1)*2=4



 

Linger Til Dawn by anastea

[rhea314]

Title: Linger Til Dawn
Author: anastea
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Cowboy Bebop
Character: Jet Black/Spike Spiegel
Rating: Mature
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Summary: Jet falls in love, in seven parts.
Text: here
Length 0:32:42
Link: here , w music here

(10+10) x3 = 60

Kingsman: To Be A Boss

[rscreighton]

Title: To Be A Boss
Author:Andromeway
Reader:RsCreighton
Rating: Mature
Fandom: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Tags: Sexual Tension, Aprons, Domestic Fluff, Kissing
Pairing: Eggsy/Merlin
Length: 36:03
Summary: The thing about saving the world is that Kingsman aren't entirely impressed by it. So they ship Eggsy away while they recruit new members. Merlin isn't on board with that.
Notes: :D

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Points: (10+10)*3= 60

Firefly: Smooth

[rscreighton]

Title: Smooth
Author:Lenore
Reader:RsCreighton
Rating: Explicit
Fandom: Firefly
Tags: Pretending to be Gay, First Time, Mission Fic
Pairing: Malcolm Reynolds/Simon Tam
Length: 1:02:22
Summary: Mal and Simon do a job together. What a big shock that nothing goes smooth.
Notes: <3

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Points: (5+10)*4 =60

3 Smallville

[rscreighton]

Title: Cooties
Author:Lenore
Reader:RsCreighton
Rating: Teen
Fandom: Smallville
Tags: Humor
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Length: 2:15
Summary: Clark’s allergic to girls. He feels the need to share this with Lex.
Notes: <3

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Points: (5+5)*1=10

Title: In The Dark Hours
Author:Lenore
Reader:RsCreighton
Rating: Explicit
Fandom: Smallville
Tags: AU-Historical, AU-Medieval
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Length: 4:41
Summary: Lex is a monk haunted by a beautiful demon
Notes: <3

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Title: Arch Enemies, 9 to 5
Author:Lenore
Reader:RsCreighton
Rating: Gen
Fandom: Smallville
Tags: Humor, Fluff
Pairing: Gen
Length: 4:28
Summary: Clark and Lex are enemies. But only when they're on the clock.
Notes: <3

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Points: (5+10)*1=15

Total Points for this Post: 35

Various

[rscreighton]

Title: One True Pairing
Author:cordelia_sun
Reader:RsCreighton
Rating: Teen
Fandom: Farscape
Tags: I Will Go Down With This Ship, Ficlet, Fantasizing
Pairing: Crichton/Other
Length: 2:20
Summary: John may be married to Aeryn, but we all know where his heart truly lies.
Notes: <3

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Points: (10+10)*1=20

Title: Possession
Author:samyazaz
Reader:RsCreighton
Rating: Explicit
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Tags: Sharing Clothes, Blowjobs, Established Relationship, Future Fic
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Length: 5:14
Summary: If he were being honest, it all started that first year, when Stiles called him Miguel and told Derek to put one of Stiles's shirts on. It sat in the back of his brain for two years after that, a quiet whisper he scarcely acknowledged. But they're fucking now, and it's brought it all back out.
Notes: <3

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Points: 1+1*1=2

Title: The Last Collapse of The Primary Color
Author:crookedspoon
Reader:RsCreighton
Rating: Gen
Fandom: Batman
Tags: Autumn, Hair
Pairing: Ivy/Harley Quinn
Length: 1:21
Summary: Worrying about the weed chick.
Notes: <3

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Points: 10+10*1 =20

Title: The Drinks Are On Steve
Author:AnonEhouse
Reader:RsCreighton
Rating: Gen
Fandom: Captain America
Tags: Crack, Humor
Pairing: Gen
Length: 5:43
Summary: Why can't Captain America get drunk? Howard wants to know. He is after all, a scientist.
Notes: <3

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Points: (5+5)*1=10

Title: Enemy Sex
Author:storiesfortravellers
Reader:RsCreighton
Rating: Mature
Fandom: X-Men
Tags: Enemy Lovers, Rough Sex,
Pairing: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
Length: 1:16
Summary: Magneto thinks Enemy Sex is the best sex.
Notes: <3

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Points: (5+5)*1=10

Total Points For This Post: 62

Good Omens/Supernatural/Norse mythology fic

[b7_kerravon]

Title: You Break It...

Author: icarus_chained
Reader: kerravon
Fandoms: Good Omens, Supernatural, Norse mythology
Pairing/Characters: Gen, Aziraphale, Loki (mythology, not Avengers), Gabriel (Supernatural)
Warnings: None
Rating: Teen
Length: 28 Minutes 11 Seconds

Summary: Author: "Because I can't resist GO crossovers. Heimdallr chases Gabriel and Loki into a London bookshop. Things ... do not go quite as he intended, thereafter." Note - this is the Norse god Loki from mythology, not the one from the Avengers, just to be clear.

MP3 Podfic Direct Download (25.9 MB): You Break It... - MP3 Podfic
M4b Audiobook Direct Download (3.4 MB):You Break It... - M4b

The music interludes are from "Break It, You Buy It" by Danny Michel. Entire Song Here

Points: [5+1+10(a) + 10+1+10(b)] x3 = 111

Grimm Podfic "A Change in Perspective", by DizzyDrea, read by catsviolin

[catsviolin]

Title:  A Change in Perspective
Fandom: Grimm
Pairing: gen
Rating: Teen and up audiences
Author: Dizzy Drea
Reader: Catsviolin
Length: 16min/ 14,8MB

Summary: Podfic for DizzyDrea´s story.
"Hank Griffin took a long pull on his beer, his gut unclenching for the first time in what felt like ages."
The conversation after the revelation that Nick is a Grimm.

 Download (Mp3) (right click, save as)
 

Post-ep for Bad Moon Rising; spoilers for Pilot, Game Ogre, Three Coins in a Fuchsbau, Plumed Serpent, Love Sick, Big Feet, Bad Moon Rising.

Point count:
10+10x2=40

 

[1DRPF] This Far Away From Home

[lesson_in_love]

Title: This Far Away From Home by mistresscurvy
Fandom: One Direction, Pacific Rim
Pairing: Niall Horan/Zayn Malik/Liam Payne/Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Rating: PG-13
Summary:
"But the whole point is to be together in the drift," Zayn said.

"Not the whole point," Liam said, sneaking a look at the other lads, who all looked just as sceptical. "Just part of it."

"But what if you not being with us affects our combat readiness?" Louis asked, which was just not a fair thing to say at all. "Best not risk it," Louis continued, looking like he knew he'd already won.


Length: 19 mins
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Also posted to my AO3 here. Thanks to paraka for hosting!

[5+10+10]*2=50

**Mods: Whoops, accidentally tagged as Amplificathon 2008. Could you remove that for me please? :)**

[Grimm] Freedom

[tinypinkmouse]

Freedom by Tarlan
Fandom: Grimm
Relationships: Nick Burkhardt/Sean Renard
Summary: With Renard in critical condition after being shot, Nick begins to question his relationship with Juliette - and with Sean Renard.
Length: 0:26:45
mp3 (right click and and save as)

Points: 10(a) + 10(b) + 0(c) = 20 x 3 = 60

[Supernatural, White Collar] Urban Legend

[tinypinkmouse]

Urban Legend by Molly
Fandom: Supernatural, White Collar
Rating: G
Summary: Sam and Dean catch a case in the Big Apple -- an overly-haunted mansion stuffed with monsters, Feds and con artists.
Length: 1:27:25
mp3 (right click and and save as)

Points: 1+5(a) + 1+5(b) + 0(c) = 12 x 5 = 60

MCU: The Second Time As Farce

[revolutionaryjo]

Text: The Second Time As Farce
Series: 4 Minute Window
Author: Speranza
Fandom: Captain America/Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 6:42

Summary: "It was nearly five years after Captain America disappeared (again) that the Captain America balloon debuted in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade."

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Download: At AO3
Zipped mp3 file (6.4 MB) | Zipped m4b file (3.5 MB)

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Good Omens/Supernatural/Norse mythology fic (sequel to "You Break It")

[b7_kerravon]

Title: Pact

Author: icarus_chained
Reader: kerravon
Fandoms: Good Omens, Supernatural, Norse mythology
Pairing/Characters: Gen, Aziraphale, Crowley, Hel, (refers heavily to events from "You Break It..." and to SPN Gabriel and Norse mythology Loki)
Warnings: None
Rating: Teen
Length: 24 Minutes 22 Seconds

Summary: Author - "Direct sequel to You Break It. Hel goes to thank the angel on her father and Gabriel's behalf, and meets the GO duo."

MP3 Podfic Direct Download (22.3 MB): Pact - MP3 Podfic
M4b Audiobook Direct Download (2.9 MB):Pact - M4b

The music interludes are from "Debt of Gratitude" by Andy Chrisman. Entire Song Here

Points: [5+1+10(a) + 10+1+10(b)] x3 = 111

Good Omens/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[b7_kerravon]

Title: Armageddon

Author: Daegaer
Reader: kerravon
Fandoms: Good Omens, Hitchhiker's Guide
Pairing/Characters: Gen, Aziraphale, Crowley, Ford Prefect
Warnings: None
Rating: Gen
Length: 12 Minutes 04 Seconds

Summary: Author's Summary: "Aziraphale reads something new."


MP3 Podfic Direct Download (11.3 MB): Armageddon - MP3 Podfic
M4b Audiobook Direct Download (1.5 MB):Armageddon - M4b

The music interludes is from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" TV show.

Points: [5+10(a) + 10+10(b)] x2 = 70

Tin man - Impermanence

[dr_fumbles_mcstupid]

Title: Impermanence
Author: AndreaLyn
Summary:The one constant thing over many annuals is that things change and never last. Glitch becomes Ambrose but nothing ever lasts forever.
Fandom: Tin Man
pairing: Cain/Ambrose, Glitch/Cain, Jeb/OFC, Azkedelie/OMC
Time:57:21
MP3, M4B
Streaming on Ao3,

Points 10+ 10+10+10+10 = 50 X 4 = 200

Tin Man - Tie A Ribbon Around My Heart

[dr_fumbles_mcstupid]

Title: Tie A Ribbon Around My Heart
Author: AndreaLyn
Summary: There's a sea of love letters, boxes of chocolates, and some subtle (or obvious, depending who you ask) flirting.
Fandom: Tin Man
pairing: Glitch/Cain
Time:16:02
MP3
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Points 10+10 x 2 = 40

Buffy's Guide to Being Normal (in 1973)

[reena_jenkins]

Title: Buffy's Guide to Being Normal (in 1973)
Author: pprfaith 
Reader: reena_jenkins 
Coverartist: reena_jenkins  
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, X-Men First Class, X-Men: Days of Future Past
Pairings: Buffy Summers/Erik Lensherr/Charles Xavier, not-quite Buffy Summers/Logan
Warnings: Crossover, Alternate Timelines, Community: wishlist_fic, Prompt Fic, schmoopy angst, Time Travel, Sequel, Dimension Travel, angsty, Happy Ending, Threesome, follows dark and light (part of the 1962!verse)
Music: Tie A Yellow Ribbion Round The Ole Oak Tree, as performed by Tony Orlando & Dawn
Length: 00:21:37

Author's Summary: "In which Buffy thought making it to 1973 meant she'd have a quiet life."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (5+5+10+10)x3 = 90 points

***I counted X-Men: Days of Future Past as a new fandom, as per the previous Twitter conversation***

Lacrymosa

[reena_jenkins]

Title: Lacrymosa
Author: callunavulgari 
Reader: reena_jenkins 
Coverartist: reena_jenkins 
Rating: R
Fandoms: Avengers (movie'verse)
Pairings: Tony Stark/Loki
Warnings: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Sexual Slavery, Non-Sexual Slavery, Jotunn | Frost Giant, Loki Does What He Wants, Dystopia, The Jotuns Win The First War For Midgard, Character Death (Steve Rogers)
Music: Sleep (instrumental), as performed by My Chemical Romance
Length: 00:41:22

Author's Summary: "“I’m beginning to think that thawing out you monkeys was a mistake,” the god says, narrowing his eyes at Tony. They’re the color of blood, or rubies, Tony supposes—pick your poison and all that. Everything is cold—cold is all that Tony’s ever known, he’s never known the warmth of the sun on his back, the cold are forever daggers of jagged ice pumping through his blood—but this god radiates frost, like standing in the middle of Antarctica in his birthday suit. The foot on his back twists, grinding him into the ground. His knees burn. His breath fogs the air. Frostbite eats away at the skin of his back, the cold devouring him alive.

Tony grins crookedly, his cheek pressed to the icy ground and purrs, “But then where would your entertainment come from?”"

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (1+10)x4 = 44 points