One Hobbit and Three XMFC podfics

[kalakirya]

Title: Fireside Tales
Author: darth_stitch
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: I’ve a fireside tale myself, though I didn’t know at first that I’d walked right into a ghost story.
The silly thing was I didn’t even take more than a few steps out my door. Then again, what was it that Mad Baggins used to say? It’s a dangerous thing, just going out your door. Just taking those first few steps on the Road and it will bring you to all sorts of places, all sorts of adventures.
Warnings: character death (but it's happy! Honest!)
Length: 9 minutes 09 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (8MB) from the audioarchive

cover by me!




points: (5(hobbit) + 5(Thorin/Bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10

Title: The Graffiti on Your Body (Too Easy to Wreck remix)
Author: lady_krysis
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Angel/Raven
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: In Angel's life, it's always a jackass with something.
Warnings: post-canon
Length:  4 minutes 19 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (4MB) from the audioarchive

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points: (5(XMFC) + 10(Raven Darkholme/Angel Salvadore)) x 1(time) = 15

Title: No Time Like The Present, No Time To Waste
Author: helens78
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Armando/Alex
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Summary: The thing about Armando that turns Alex on is: he's not afraid of people. Alex doesn't usually make moves on people this fast, but with all the possibilities Armando presents, how can he not?
Warnings:
Length:  12 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (12MB) (from the audioarchive)

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points: (5(XMFC) + 5(Armando Munoz/Alex Summers)) x 2(time) = 20

Title: Hold On To Me (Like a Shadow or a Friend remix)
Author: lady_krysis
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Armando/Alex
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: Darwin's alive, and it's a reality that Alex can't let go of.
Warnings: post-canon
Length: 5 minutes 12 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (5MB) from the audioarchive

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points: (5(XMFC) + 5(Armando/Alex)) x 1(time) = 10


total points for this post: 10 + 15 + 20 + 10 = 55

Sherlock BBC Podfic: "An Interlude" by stardust_made

[afrogeekgoddess]

Title: An Interlude
Author: stardust_made
Reader: AfroGeekGoddess
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, could be pre-slash
Rating: G
Size/Format: 6.3 MB, MP3
Length: 6:36
Fic summary: "John is leaning on the window sill and looking at the sea. There is an endless electric-orange swipe that runs parallel to the horizon as if someone has drawn it there, a line between heaven and earth."
Reader's notes: Stardust_made is one of my favorite writers in the general Sherlock Holmes fandom. Their work reminds me of fine red wine, full of sophisticated nuances and lush, rich flavors. I love the thread of quiet grief and desire that runs through this story (a post-Reunion fic), illustrated with the changing colors of the sunset and the swirling of the sea birds (and the swirling of John's emotions). 

PODFIC 

Here's a Sendspace DL link, just in case the MediaFire one is still wonky.

until the moon gives you back + sequels by fightingtheblankpage (Teen Wolf, Laura Hale/Lydia Martin)

[intransitive]

Title: until the moon gives you back
Author: fightingtheblankpage
Reader: intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Laura Hale/Lydia Martin
Length: 1:22:55
Author's Summary: After her brother’s death, and after killing her own uncle, Laura doesn’t have much reason to stay in control over herself. She spends years roaming the woods around her house, and forgetting who she was before. Then, one day, Lydia Martin buys the old Hale house on a whim. Lydia wants to be left alone. Laura wants to have a pack again.

Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 38 MB]

Points: (5+10)x5=75

I've also recorded the two sequels to this story:

Ficlet 01
2:45 | General Audiences | mp3 [right-click, save-as, 1.4 MB]
Points: (5+10)x1=15

going out, staying in (staying in)
27:27 | Explicit | mp3 [right-click, save-as, 13 MB]
Points: (5+10)x3=45

Or, download the whole series in one audiobook file: m4b [1:53:07, 57 MB]

TOTAL points for this entry: 75+15+45=135

SPN: Between Heaven and Hell

[lena204]

Title: Between Heaven and Hell
Author: astrild 
Reader: princess2000204 
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Adam Milligan/Lucifer/Micheal
Summary: The only thing Lucifer and Michael can agree upon while in the cage is that Adam should be fucked well and often. Unfortunately, they sometimes forget that there's only so much pleasure the human body can take.
Length: 05:12

MP3 Download

Points: 1 + 10 (Pairing) x1=10

Answering a prompt over at the Amplificathon Meme posted by the wonderful eosrose 

History Classes, Histrionics, and Brain Cassidy by the_wordbutler

[sklee]

Title: History Classes, Histrionics, and Brian Cassidy
Author: the wordbutler
Reader: sk lee sklee

Fandom: Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Pairing: John Munch/Odafin Tutuola, Brian Cassidy/John Munch
Rating: Mature
Length: 52:39, 36.2MB, 96K
Download @ box: HERE

Points: 120

 

Demons and Pilgrims, All in Accord, by zeldadestry (3:10 to Yuma)

[luzula]

Title: Demons and Pilgrims, All in Accord
Author: zeldadestry
Reader: luzula
Fandom: 3:10 to Yuma
Pairing: Dan Evans/Ben Wade, Dan Evans/Alice Evans
Rating: R
Length: 49 m 15 s
Author's summary: "All these hours I been at your side," he said, soft and slow, "I was thinking you crowned yourself the most righteous man under the sun. But that ain't it at all. That ain't it at all."
Notes: Thanks to green_grrl for help with the Spanish pronunciation (although any remaining errors are of course my fault).

Download or stream here.

Points: (5+10+10)*4 = 100

Short podfics in four fandoms

[sophinisba]

Title: No Dancing Shoes in Space
Author: itachitachi
Fandom: Merlin
Starring: Gwen/Merlin, Gwen/Merlin/Arthur/Morgana
Rating: NC-17
Contains: foursome including two adopted siblings
Author's summary: "Merlin and Gwen are born on a Rock. They dance, and fly, and never stop staring spaceward."
File info: mp3, 3MB, 6:29 minutes

Title: running you with red
Author: sophieisgod
Fandom: The Hour
Starring: Freddie Lyon/Lix Storm
Rating: PG-13
Contains: drugs/alcohol
Author's summary: "In which Lix Storm: Space Pilot acquires a protégé."
File info: mp3, 3.4 MB, 7:21 minutes

Title: Setting Bones
Author: starbeast
Fandom: Teen Wolf (Star Trek fusion)
Starring: Isaac Lahey/Scott McCall
Rating: PG-13
Contains: hurt/comfort
Author's summary: "Every time Scott gets injured in the line of duty, Isaac is the half-human, half-Romulan medic who takes care of him. This is one of those times."
File info: mp3, 5.3 MB, 11:25 minutes
Link: Download Setting Bones

Title: You're My Oxygen
Author: leiascully
Fandom: Doctor Who
Starring: Doctor/River Song
Rating: PG-13
Contains: asphyxiation, breathplay
Author's summary: "The TARDIS needs an anti-idiot setting, but fortunately River will always be there to save the Doctor when he jumps out of spaceships."
File info: mp3, 3.8 MB, 8:19 minutes

Download links for individual mp3s and set at my journal

Points
1(1 + 5 + 5)
+ 1(5 + 10)
+ 2(5 + 5)
+ 1(5 + 5)
= 11 + 15 + 20 + 10 = 56

Fool In Love by vassalady (Steve Rogers/Viper)

[vassalady]

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Title: Fool In Love
Fandom: Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Viper (Madame Hydra)
Author/Reader: vassalady
Warnings: none
Summary: Viper has Steve prisoner, and it's the best time for both of them.

Length: 2:35
Music: Britney Spears - Toxic
Thanks to analise010 for the beta!
(Note to mods: I didn't know what to tag this with, so I used Marvel, which I think works fine.)

Download (mediafire): MP3 (2.5MB)

Points: (5+10)1 = 15

Teen Wolf: Do You Want to Date My Avatar (theatripod)

[kalakirya]

Title: Do You Want to Date My Avatar
Author: christycorr
Director: kalakirya
Beta: starduchess
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, Lydia/Jackson
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: In hindsight, maybe introducing the local werewolf contingent to the wonderful world of online gaming hadn't exactly been Stiles' best idea.
Warnings: none (CRAAAAAAACK)
Length: 1 hour 16 minutes 00 seconds
text at AO3
download (right-click and save) as an mp3 (70MB) as a podbook (42MB)

or stream it

Featuring:
opalsong as The Narrator
majoline as Stiles
dr_fumbles_mcstupid as Derek
piscaria as Allison and first kidnapper
anna_unfolding as Lydia and second kidnapper
kdheart as Jackson and third kidnapper
24thkey as Boyd and Danny
starduchess as Scott and Peter
hananobira as Erica and Isaac

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

There are also outtakes and extras posted here

there's also some AMAZING art by yue_ix


points: (5(teen wolf) + 1(derek/stiles) + 5(allison/scott) + 5(lydia/jackson)) x 5 = 80

(archivist/mod note: I'm only tallying points for the podfic, can the extras please be archived too? they're important to the process of making the podfic!) (also will check with 24thkey and piscaria to see if they want reader tags)