hockey rpf: don't look up, down, or to the side

[unrequited_rain]

Title: don't look up, down, or to the side
Author: hazel
Reader: unrequited_rain
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No archive warnings apply
Summary: His mom had told him not to fall in love with houses; so had his dad, made some crack about them being worse than women, son, while his mom fake-punched him in the arm and then added, "and like people, it's what's underneath that matters, Johnny." But this is the first house he's looked at that he's liked, though he doesn't know why: it's got narrow, pointy windows with stone pieces on the tops like eyebrows, and it sits between its larger, tidier, neighbours like a poor cousin. Johnny thinks it maybe just needs someone to love it; and then he thinks: fuck.
Text: here
Length: 54m 57s | 50.7 MB
Link: (mp3) at mediafire or at the archive
crossposted at lj and ao3
also featuring my terrible attempt at photoshopping a cover, but I won't inflict that on you unless you download it.

Never Marry for Money (You Can Borrow it Cheaper)

[knight_tracer]

Title: Never Marry for Money (You Can Borrow it Cheaper)
Author: hapakitsune
Reader: knight_tracer
Beta: podcath
Cover Artist: leish
Fandom: The Social Network
Pairings: Eduardo Saverin/Mark Zuckerberg
Rating: Mature
Length: 7:52:47
Summary: Eduardo & Mark have to attend some kind of shareholder's/young-and-a-billionaire's meeting in Vegas/Vermont/Illinois. One thing leads to another and they WAKE UP MARRIED. A quicky divorce/annulment would be easy if not for the fact that Mark drunkenly changed his facebook status to MARRIED TO EDUARDO SAVERIN.

Or, Mark and Eduardo get drunkenly married. Chaos ensues.

Links: mp3 | m4b

Notes and Streaming at my journal

Avengers podfic: To Be Modified As Necessary

[greedy_dancer]

Title: To Be Modified As Necessary
Author: ignipes
Reader: greedy_dancer
Fic info: Avengers, mostly gen. Steve/Bucky, Jane/Thor, Clint/Natasha, Bucky/Natasha.

Length: 0:41:06

They only need ten rules to ensure (relatively) peaceful cohabitation.



Audiobook (39Mb) | MP3 (37Mb)

Notes: Thanks to ignipes for giving permission and to reena_jenkins for the cover. I posted it re-sized here, but I strongly encourage you to check out the original in my journal entry, because the level of detail in this is AMAZING. This is what she had to say on the subject: In my head, the box of soy milk on the top shelf is Tony's, the bagels in the drawer are Bruce's (Steve doesn't keep his bagels in the fridge), and the bag of naan is Clint's. You can't see it, but there's a jar of Reese's peanut butter on the inside of the door that belongs to Natasha, too.).

This is an accidental repod; ou might have seen intransitive posted her own version of this story earlier last week. Which means that we, dear listeners, get to experience the awesomeness of this story twice! :D

Finally, I am using this for my "Lower Pitch" and "Sound Effects" podfic_bingo squares.