hockey rpf: don't look up, down, or to the side

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Title: don't look up, down, or to the side
Author: hazel
Reader: unrequited_rain
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No archive warnings apply
Summary: His mom had told him not to fall in love with houses; so had his dad, made some crack about them being worse than women, son, while his mom fake-punched him in the arm and then added, "and like people, it's what's underneath that matters, Johnny." But this is the first house he's looked at that he's liked, though he doesn't know why: it's got narrow, pointy windows with stone pieces on the tops like eyebrows, and it sits between its larger, tidier, neighbours like a poor cousin. Johnny thinks it maybe just needs someone to love it; and then he thinks: fuck.
Text: here
Length: 54m 57s | 50.7 MB
Link: (mp3) at mediafire or at the archive
crossposted at lj and ao3
also featuring my terrible attempt at photoshopping a cover, but I won't inflict that on you unless you download it.