Text: Just Temporary, Ma'amAuthor:
sutlersReader:
paxpinnaeLanguage: English
Fandom: Thor (2011)
Pairing: Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
Author's Rating: R
Author's Warnings: None
Author's Summary: In which Darcy procures a fake boyfriend in order to get Jane off her tits about this "Darcy doesn't have any friends" thing. Which is ridiculous, Darcy has over 300 friends.
Author's Notes: Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental, especially persons named Anderson Cooper. For Mer, fixed by fallia.
Length, file size: Without Sound Effects: 32:57, 30.9 MB || With Sound Effects: 36:33, 34.3 MB
Download: Here at my DW.Reader's Notes: Darcy and Ab's text message tones are © T-Mobile. Pepper's text message tone is © Apple. Tony's text message tone is © MGM and Warner Bros. Clint Barton's vocal stylings on "Honey Bee" are provided by Mr. Blake Shelton, the vocalist of the song in question. The intro/outro music is "Because It's Not Love (But It's Still A Feeling)" by The Pipettes, which I only know because it was featured in
swing_set13's awesome Clint/Darcy fanmix
Four-Color Love Story.