SGA podfic

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

Title: If Not For That Pesky Sheppard
Authors: scribewraith and in_the_bottle
Reader: in_the_bottle
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: Kavanagh/McKay (I believe this is a first?)
Original text: here
MP3 zipped file: download 8.3MB
Length: 9:13min
Notes: Oh dear god, I've completely forgotten about this piece of crack... !

a) 5
b) 1
c) 1
d) 1 + 5

Post total: 13

Podfic: Satedan Justice, by friendshipper (SGA)

[juniperphoenix]

Title: Satedan Justice
Author: friendshipper
Reader: juniperphoenix
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan, Rodney McKay, John Sheppard (gen)
Length: 1:03:59 (61.4 MB mp3; 32 MB m4b)
mp3: please right-click and save
m4b audiobook: please right-click and save

Author's summary: Ronon is arrested for Kell's murder. Teamfic.

Notes: Awesome Ronon-centric fic with great characterization and worldbuilding. I wish this were an episode so I could watch it. :D

Points: 5+1+6+(1+3)+0= 16

NCIS Podfic: Open Doors, And Other Invitations by shrift

[dodificus]

Title: Open Doors, And Other Invitations
Author: shrift
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Anthony DiNozzo/Jethro Gibbs
Summary: Despite all appearances to the contrary, Tony knew how to ignore things. It used to be one of his best coping mechanisms.
Read by: dodificus
Format: mp3
Length: 43:44
Download: At the archive



Points: 5 + 1 + 6 + (3 + 3) + 0 = 18

Vorkosigan/Doctor Who podfic: All of Time and Space (Follow Me)

[via_ostiense]

Text: All of Time and Space (Follow Me)
Author: lannamichaels
Reader: via_ostiense
Fandom: Vorkosigan, Doctor Who
Pairing: Gen
Rating: GA
Warning: None
Length, file size: 3:02, 2.8 MB
Download: Link
Summary: "I never want to come back to this."

5+1+1+(3+3+3+3) = 19
5+1+1+(3+3+3) = 16

Firefly audiofic: Xibolai

[via_ostiense]

Text: Xibolai
Author: marina
Reader: via_ostiense
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Zoe Washburne/Wash Washburne
Rating: GA
Warning: None
Length, file size: 10:57, 10 MB
Download: Link
Summary: Zoe was eleven the first time she asked her older sister why daddy was building a shed out back. He'd done it every year, around the time of the grape harvest, and for three days after all the work was done, the family would eat their meals and spend their nights in the shed.

Her sister couldn't say.

5+1+3+(3+3) = 15

Doctor Who& Prufrock Podfic: Call This A Love Song, by lannamichaels

[nickelmountain.livejournal.com]

Title & Link to Text: Call This A Love Song
Author: lannamichaels 
Fandom: Doctor Who & The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock (mashup)
Characters: Eleventh Doctor, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, River Song
Spoilers: S5
Summary: Highlights of Season Five, with sincerest apologies to T.S. Eliot.
File Size/Length: 6.61MB / 00:07:13
mp3 link

5+1+1+(3 Doctor Who+5 Prufrock+3 Amy/Rory)+0 = 18

Total Points to date: 119

(I'm not sure I counted the points correctly - the Prufrock is essential to the work, so I gave it fandom points, but it contains no pairing in and of itself, so I only gave pairing points to the Doctor Who side of things.)

"No, Lord Helmet, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again." by archon_mentha (SPN)

[exmanhater.livejournal.com]

Title: "No, Lord Helmet, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
Author: archon_mentha
Reader: exmanhater
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
File size/type: 1.63 MB, .mp3
Length: 3:33
Summary: Dean's playing with his action figure again… (5.03 comment fic)
Text version: here

Permanent archive link: mp3

Points: 5+1+1+[1+3]+0= 11

Doctor Who/Cambridge Latin Course podfic: Ecce Medicus Donnaque!

[via_ostiense]

Text: Ecce Medicus Donnaque!
Scriptor: via_ostiense
Lector: via_ostiense
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005), Cambridge Latin Course
Pairing: Gen
Rating: GA
Warning: None
Length, file size: 12:48, 11.7 MB
Download: Archive Link
Summary: 2. Ablative Case. Please find, identify, and translate all uses of the ablative in the following passage.

5+1+3+(3+3+5+5)+(5+5) = 35
5+1+3+(3+3+5)+(5+5) = 30

Hiding in Plain Sight by Sorrel

[tinypinkmouse]

Title: Hiding in Plain Sight
Author: Sorrel
Reader: tinypinkmouse / tinypinkmouse
Fandom: Smallville, Batman (nolanverse)
Character/Pairing: Clark/Lex, Clark/Bruce
Rating: Teen
Length: 51:42 (29.58MB ,mp3)
Summary: Clark chose a different path after high school, and Lex hates the new Clark. He has fallen from grace in Lex's eyes, but Superman fits neatly onto Clark's old pedestal.
Download at sendspace.

5+1+6+(3+3+3+5)+0 = 26

more Sherlock Holmes (2009) podfic

[diane-mckay.livejournal.com]

The continuing podfics of lalaietha's Clever Woman, Doctor's Wife series. The previous eight podfics of this series can be found here (parts 1-3) and here (parts 4-8).


( Parts 9-11 of <i>Clever Woman, Doctor's Wife</i> )

Total Points: 64

Hikaru no Go audiofic: Haunting

[via_ostiense]

Text: HAUNTING
Author: troisroyaumes
Reader: via_ostiense
Fandom: Hikaru no Go
Pairing: Gen
Rating: GA
Warning: None
Length, file size: 2:51,
Download: Link
Summary: Shindou Mitsuko and Sai.

5+1+1+(3+3) = 13

SPN podfics

[diane-mckay.livejournal.com]

Title: On The Use of Weapons
Author: cofax
Fandom: Supernatural / Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles crossover
Words: 1606
Summary: Ellen goes to a gun show and encounters a mother with two teenagers. Spoilers through SPN Season 2, no spoilers for TSCC beyond the premise.

MP3 || Length: 12:00 min || Size: 11.0mb

Points: 5+1+3+(1+3+3+3)= 19



Title: Small Potatoes
Author: roque_clasique
Fandom: SPN gen
Words: 1170
Summary: Dean has a gnarly upper respiratory infection and both boys are cold and hungry and broke and tired of sitting in their car watching the snow fall. So they go have a turkey dinner at a homeless shelter.

MP3 || Length: 9:28 min || Size: 8.7mb

Points: 5+1+1+(1+3)= 11



Title: And The Stars Through His Soul
Author: ratherastory
Fandom: SPN (Dean/Cas)
Words: 1000
Summary: 5.04 'verse. Dean and Castiel watch the sky before the world ends.

MP3 || Length: 7:48 min || Size: 7.2mb

Points: 5+1+1+(1+3)= 11



Title: Reverence
Author: bellatemple
Fandom: SPN gen
Words: ~5500
Summary: Part Four of the But Deadly verse. The thing about faith is, you can't just have it when the good things happen. Something that Layla Rourke and Uncle Dan may learn the hard way. The podfics of the previous three parts can be found here

MP3 || Length: 36:55 min || Size: 33.8mb

Points: 5+1+6+(1+3)= 16



Total Points: 57

St. Trinian's audiofic: (we get on like a) house on fire

[via_ostiense]

Text: (we get on like a) house on fire
Author: language_escapes
Reader: via_ostiense
Fandom: St. Trinian's
Pairing: Andrea/Taylor
Rating: Teen
Warning: None
Length, file size: 7:12, 6.6 MB
Download: Link
Summary: Between the constant bickering and setting the house on fire (literally), it's possible that they are the worst girlfriends ever.

5+1+1+(5+5) = 17

X-men: First Class audiofic: Almost but Not Enough

[via_ostiense]

Text: Almost but Not Enough
Author: marina
Reader: via_ostiense
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Pairing: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Mystique/Angel Salvadore
Rating: teen
Warning: none
Length, file size: 5:11, 4.7 MB
Download: Temporary Link
Summary: For the prompt: Charles projects his pleasure to the whole mansion every time he and Erik have sex.

5+1+1+(3+5+5) = 20

Kradam and SGA podfics

[diane-mckay.livejournal.com]

( American Idol RPF (Kradam)/Stargate Atlantis crossover series )

( SGA story )

Total Points: 88

Discipline and Punish (4-7)

[knight-tracer.livejournal.com]

Discipline and Punish 'verse.  

Title: Jalopy 
Author: arsenicjade   
Reader: knight_tracer  
Fandom: Bandom - My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Gerard/Bob
Warnings: violence
Rating: PG-13
Runtime:  8:28
Summary: The way Bob sees things.

Link:  MP3 M4a

Points: 5+1+1+(3+5) = 15

Title: Power Steering
Author: arsenicjade   
Reader: knight_tracer  
Fandom: Bandom - My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Gerard/Bob
Warnings: violence
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 10:51
Summary: The Niguero Incident.

Link:  MP3 M4a

Points: 5+1+3+(3+3) = 15

Title: Jumper Cables
Author: arsenicjade   
Reader: knight_tracer  
Fandom: Bandom - My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Gerard/Bob
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 10:25
Summary: Gerard's withdrawal 

Link:  MP3 M4a

Points: 5+1+3+(3+3) = 15

Title: Zero to Sixty
Author: arsenicjade   
Reader: knight_tracer  
Fandom: Bandom - My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Gerard/Bob
Rating: NC-17
Runtime: 10:45
Summary: Blowjobbery

Link: MP3 M4a  

Points: 5+1+3+(3+3) = 15 

Note to mods = I only counted the unrepresented pairing thing once (right?).

two "Under the Red Hood" podfics

[reena_jenkins]

Title: Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc
Author: musesfool 
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Under the Red Hood (DCU)
Pairing: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd
Spoilers: some spoilers for the end of the movie, including the big reveal
Format/Length: mp3, 00:13:15

Reader's Summary: "In which Dick convinces Jason to give up killing people through the power of hugs. No, seriously."

Download link: click me!

5+1+3+(5+5)+0 = 19 points


Title: Backwards and in Heels
Author: musesfool 
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandom: Under the Red Hood (DCU)
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: some spoilers for the end of the movie
Format/Length: mp3, 00:04:21

Reader's Summary: "She knows as much about the business as he does."

Download link: click me!

5+1+1+(5+5)+0 = 17 points


Grand Total: (19) + (17) = 36 points

5 Babylon 5 fics by bessemerprocess

[tinypinkmouse]

Title: Hunting Dogs and Other Broken Metaphors
Author: bessemerprocess
Reader: tinypinkmouse / tinypinkmouse
Fandom: Babylon 5
Character/Pairing: Susan Ivanova, Michael Garibaldi
Rating: Teen
Length: 0:02:48 (1.60MB, mp3)
Summary: Things go a little differently, but Michael Garibaldi still has Susan Ivanova's back.
Download at sendspace.

5+1+1+(3+3)+0 = 13


Title: Matters of Faith (The Ouroboros Bridge)
Author: bessemerprocess
Reader: tinypinkmouse / tinypinkmouse
Fandom: Babylon 5
Character/Pairing: Susan Ivanova, Delenn
Rating: Teen
Length: 0:17:21 (9.93MB, mp3)
Summary: The noble Ivanova was known as the Strong, for she was strong in heart and in mind, in body and in faith.
Download at sendspace.

5+1+3+(3+3)+0 = 15


Title: Open Doors
Author: bessemerprocess
Reader: tinypinkmouse / tinypinkmouse
Fandom: Babylon 5
Character/Pairing: John Sheridan/Susan Ivanova
Rating: Explicit
Length: 0:03:08 (1.79MB, mp3)
Summary: Sheridan was ten years younger the last time they did this.
Download at sendspace.

5+1+1+(3+5)+0 = 15


Title: Same River Twice
Author: bessemerprocess
Reader: tinypinkmouse / tinypinkmouse
Fandom: Babylon 5
Character/Pairing: Susan IVanova/Talia Winters
Rating: Explicit
Length: 0:03:24 (1.94MB, mp3)
Summary: Bester has uses for her that have nothing to do with the war effort.
Download at sendspace.

5+1+1(3+5)+0 = 15


Title: This Country Will Know Us By Name
Author: bessemerprocess
Reader: tinypinkmouse / tinypinkmouse
Fandom: Babylon 5
Character/Pairing: John Sheridan/Jeffrey Sinclair/Delenn
Rating: Explicit
Length: 0:10:24 (5.95MB, mp3)
Summary: They wait.
Download at sendspace.

5+1+3+(3+5)+0 = 17


Total points: 75

SGA & Pushing Daisies

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

Title: Sunset At Gate's End
Author: starrylizard
Reader: in_the_bottle
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: gen
Original text: here
MP3 zipped file: download 5.6MB
Length: 6:11min
Notes: I feel like I should apologise to Scots everywhere for butchering their accent.

a) 5
b) 1
c) 1
d) 1 + 3

Total: 11

Title: One Minute, Counting
Author: kaneko
Reader: in_the_bottle
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Pairing: gen
Original text: here
MP3 zipped file: download 10.6MB
Length: 11:50min

a) 5
b) 1
c) 3
d) 3 + 3

Total: 15

Post total: 26