Glee RPF - The Story of How Chris Isn't Goldilocks

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Title: The Story of How Chris Isn't Goldilocks
Author: bigbadporkchop
Reader: oohshinyfangirl
Rating: NC-17
Fandom/Pairings: Glee RPF/Darren Criss/Chris Colfer
Warnings: Sex, Real Person Fiction
Summary: Chris’ sex life is not really something Darren’s thought about before. Not purposefully, anyway. And it’s kind of a surprise that it doesn’t exist, but he can’t really pinpoint why.

Maybe it’s because Chris is sort of the epitome of the unattainable hot guy he’d be really frustrated by if he were gay. It’s weird to think of someone who could be getting so much sex just not doing it. ‘Cause of standards. Apparently Chris’ are high.

File info: mp3, 61.22MB, 1:06:52
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Crossposted: gleepodfic, kurt_blaine, personal lj
Notes: Thanks so much to bigbadporkchop for allowing me to record this; it's one of my very favorite combinations - hot sex with humor.