No Really, That's What You're Supposed To Do

[reena_jenkins]

 So, it's the first day of Amplificathon 2011...... and what better way to kick it off than with some First Time Porn? ^_____^

Title: No Really, That's What You're Supposed To Do
Author: itsthedetails 
Reader: reena_jenkins  
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Warnings: Sex clichés from fanfic and romance novels, though still sort of shmoopy.
Spoilers: Up to and including Jus In Bello
Format/Length: mp3, 00:17:46
Author's Summary: "Neither Sam nor Dean have ever had sex with guys before, so Sam gets hold of an Idiot’s Guide to buttsecks and studies it intensely. Eventually satisfied he knows all he needs to know, he tries it out on Dean, and it’s naturally a disaster."

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A) 5 points
B) 1 point
C) 3 points
D) 2 points
E) 0 points
Total: 5+1+3+2+0 = 11 points

Comments

[bessyboo.livejournal.com]

(But I am totally DLing this anyway, because oooh! Shiny looking! :D)

[reena_jenkins]

I would give you some sort of sparkly fancy gif as first prize....but I'm not that great at making stuff like that actually show up where I want it to. So, have an imaginary present. Of imaginary dancing unicorns. Okay?

Also, hope the podfic makes you giggle! I'd snag yours, but....I've already got it :-D

[bessyboo.livejournal.com]

...imaginary dancing unicorns? BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS JUST WHAT I WANTED?! Oh, they're perfect! ;)

I'm sure it will! It sounds very lulzy ^^

[dodificus.livejournal.com]

Your archive page is here (http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/no-really-thats-what-youre-supposed-to-do)

This was so awkward and hilarious:)

[reena_jenkins]

Thank you!

And, good - just what I was going for ;-)

(I think Sam's little rant at the end is my fave part of the whole thing...he's just so sincere and aggravated at the same time....)

[madame-d.livejournal.com]

::SNORT:: I don't think I've read the fic, but judging by the summary, I really want to. Snagging!

[reena_jenkins]

It should totally make you giggle. Sam's a Serious Researcher, you know....

[freekydj.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to listen after reading the descriiption!

[reena_jenkins]

It's a pretty brilliant story she's written - hope it keeps you smiling the whole time!

[applegeuse.livejournal.com]

Finally listened to this today. :DDD It was so awesome. I love your voice, and you read this with just the perfect combination of humor and schmoop, if that makes any sense. Because it was such a funny but sweet fic, and you read it so well. Fandom needs more fics like this, with realistically awkward (and hilarious) sex. <3 Thanks for recording it!

[reena_jenkins]

Fandom needs more fics like this, with realistically awkward (and hilarious) sex.
That was exactly my reaction, when I first read this - great minds think alike!

Also, I'm happy that you enjoyed it. Seriously, Sam's so serious and studious in his quest for buttsecks....you jsut want to hug him ^______^ You're welcome!