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Title: Oubliette
Author: CherryBlossomTide
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: Mind Palace, Aftermath of Torture, Hurt/Comfort
Length: 20:53

Summary: After a traumatic incident, Sherlock becomes trapped in the darkest part of his Mind Palace. The only thing that can still reach him is the sound of John's voice.

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Pre/Post Music - Stay In The Dark - Lambert

consulting_smartass

Title: John in His Arms
Author: cwb
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Alternate Universe - Farm, Teenlock, Thanksgiving

Summary: Ask, and you shall receive. This is the sequel to Just Like That (Gone and Changed), in which John and Sherlock have grown up on neighboring farms in the Midwestern United States, gone from friends to lovers, and are currently in their sophomore year of college (not together). They are now home for the Thanksgiving break, after not seeing each other since late August. This will be multiple chapters, one for each day they are reunited.

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Pre/Post Music - Please Don't Go (piano cover by David Vitas) - Barcelona

consulting_smartass

Title: After the Tone
Author: Mad_Lori
Readers: aranel_parmadil and consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: General Audiences
Genre/Tags: Voicemail
Length: 8:48

Summary: John and Sherlock are busy men who can't always pick up the phone when it rings. Voicemail ensues.

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Pre/Post Music - Brokeback Mountain OST Riding Horses (oldfm88 cover) - Gustavo Santaolalla

consulting_smartass

Title: Sex Hair
Author: Mad_Lori
Readers: aranel_parmadil and consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: General Audiences
Genre/Tags: Photo Shoot, Innuendo
Length: 3:19

Summary: Prompted by Benedict's Vogue photshoot.

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Pre/Post Music - Brokeback Mountain OST Snow (oldfm88 cover) - Gustavo Santaolalla

consulting_smartass

Title: A Night to Remember
Author: Mad_Lori
Readers: aranel_parmadil and consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: General Audiences
Genre/Tags: Academy Awards
Length: 5:45

Summary: A quick little ficlet about our boys watching the Oscars together, one year after the epilogue of "Performance in a Leading Role."

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Pre/Post Music - Brokeback Mountain OST Theme I (oldfm88 cover) - Gustavo Santaolalla

consulting_smartass

Title: Performance in a Leading Role
Author: Mad_Lori
Readers: aranel_parmadil and consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Hollywood, Coming Out, Secret Relationship
Summary: Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winner in the midst of a career slump. John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in the rom-com ghetto. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new independent drama, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance make its way into the real world?

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Pre/Post Music - Brokeback Mountain Theme Song - Gustavo Santaolalla

consulting_smartass

Title: Happy Christmas, You Arse
Author: 1electricpirate
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Molly Hooper/Greg Lestrade
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: Christmas, Schmoop, Fluff
Length: 35:12

Summary:

“Ah yes. Christmas isn’t Christmas until you’ve called someone a — how does it go? Scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot?”

“My thoughts precisely, John,” Sherlock says.

In which evidence is presented that disqualifies Sherlock from being the Grinch, and everyone's shoes fit them perfectly well, thank you.

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Pre/Post Music - Fairytale of New York (cover by Kate McGill and ortoPilot) - The Pogues ft. Kristy MacColl

consulting_smartass

Title: Fire-side
Author: cypress_tree
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: Christmas, Domestic Fluff, Fireplace sex
Length: 25:53

Summary: The heat is broken, so 221b is warmed by the fireplace. A cosy, domestic Christmas fic containing spice cakes, snowflakes, cardamom, and poisonous evergreens.

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Pre/Post Music - The Christmas Song (cover by Joshua Chiu and Kyle Landry) - Bob Wells and Mel Tormé

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Title: Observing Christmas
Author: Kryptaria
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: General Audiences
Genre/Tags: Christmas, Domestic Fluff, First Kiss
Length: 12:34

Summary: “So, do you observe Christmas?” John had asked, months ago.
“Tedious social ritual,” Sherlock answered, and promptly forgot the discussion.

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Pre/Post Music - Ding Dong Merrily On High (violin cover by Jan Neland Cabuguas) - Jehan Tabourot

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Title: The Blanket Lifespan
Author: EmmyAngua
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: None
Genre/Tags: Christmas, Domestic Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling
Length: 18:27

Summary: In which John and Sherlock share a blanket, in both terms of ownership and snuggling.

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Pre/Post Music - Here I Am (piano cover by ilovepiano143) - 4Men & Mi

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Title: Just Like That (Gone and Changed)
Author: cwb
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Alternate Universe - Farm, Teenlock, Friends to Lovers
Length: 35:19

Summary: John and Sherlock are best friends, until John goes and changes.

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Pre/Post Music - Better Together (acoustic cover by ambonick1) - Jack Johnson

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Title: Pseudoscience
Author: Winter_of_our_Discontent
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: Alternate Universe, shoddy methodology
Length: 21:57

Summary: The only thing worse than being kidnapped by scientists is being kidnapped by scientists with shoddy methodology. Good thing Sherlock’s got a new friend in the next cell.

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Pre/Post Music - All Night (piano cover by ThePanda Tooth) - Parov Stelar

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Title: Oh, What a Night
Author: MonikaKrasnorada
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, John Watson/James Sholto
Rating: Not Rated
Genre/Tags: Pining, Angst, Dancing
Length: 24:15

Summary: This ficlet was spawned from this post: Do you ever wonder, if Sholto hadn't been stabbed and had to 'leave early' that perhaps he might have danced with Sherlock? The two men, pining for John, finding that small comfort with each other.

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Pre/Post Music - Oh, What a Night (Gabe Garcia cover) - The Four Seasons
Within Music - Don't Dream It's Over (live) - Crowded House & With or Without You (live) - U2

consulting_smartass

Title: And On To Something New

Author: geordielover
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: First Kiss, Shmoop
Length: 16:58

Summary:

John is not an idiot, despite what Sherlock seems to believe about him. As a matter of fact, there are things that he knows a great deal more about than Sherlock; social skills and a sense of tact, for example. John’s made a few friends in New Scotland Yard ever since Sherlock swirled into his life, even meets up with a few of the lads for a pint at the local near the police station, and is always in the know on the latest office gossip.
Which is precisely how he knows that everyone at the NSY is under the impression that he and Sherlock have been shagging for years.

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Pre/Post Music - Oh My Love (Gia Margaret cover) - John Lennon

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Title: The Halloween Party
Author: XistentialAngst
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Halloween, Vampires, First Time
Length: 2:14:58

Summary: Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer -- a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden places and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo.

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Chapter 2 (53:17)
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Pre/Post Music - Closer (Live) - Kings Of Leon

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Title: Fucking Cake
Author: Random_Nexus
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Crackfic, Humor, Inanimate Object Porn
Length: 1:39:47

Summary: Sherlock brings home a chocolate cake, John finds him about to have sex with said cake, then exceedingly weird hijinx ensue.

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Pre/Post Music - I Feel You (Johnny Marr cover) - Depeche Mode

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Title: Carry On
Author: Mazarin221b
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Mature
Genre/Tags: 5+1 Fic, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Length: 35:31

Summary: Five times John didn't want to be carried, and one time he did.

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Pre/Post Music - Lean On/Lean On Me Mashup - Sam Tsui & Casey Breves

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Title: An Enjoyable Night Out
Author: yalublyutebya
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: PWP, Jealous Sherlock, Public Sex
Length: 16:28

Summary: In which Sherlock doesn't want to be sociable, gets ridiculously jealous, and convinces John to go home early.

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Pre/Post - Menswear (Aaron Tan cover) - The 1975

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Title: Eight Inches that Changed Everything
Author: XistentialAngst
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Friends to Lovers, First Time, Alley Sex
Length: 49:52

Summary: Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge rocks John's world.

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Pre/Post Music - Dirty Laundry (Soko ElectroHouse mix) - Bitter:Sweet

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Title: Your Name Tattooed Across My Heart
Author: WhichWolfWins
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Punklock, Blow Jobs, Established Relationship
Length: 14:14

Summary:

John didn't understand how they always managed to get into positions like these.
Or, the one with the morning blow jobs.

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Pre/Post Music - Fever To The Form (studio session) - Nick Mulvey

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