PERVERTS!

[via_ostiense]

Text: PERVERTS!
Author: via_ostiense
Reader: via_ostiense (DW) / jaebi_lit (LJ)
Fandom: Iliad
Pairing: Achilles/dead!Hector, Achilles/Patroclus
Rating: NC-17
Contains: Sex noises and sexual violation of a corpse
Length, file size: 2:41, 2.5 MB
Download: Archive Link
Summary: Scene: Achilles' tent. Hector's corpse lies facedown on the bed, wrists and ankles bound to the bedposts with leather thongs.

I have ... no excuse for this. Well, plenty of excuses (I wanted something funny and short to read, I've been recording a lot), but no justifications.

5+1+1+(5+5+5) = 22

Comments

[dodificus]

Your archive page is here

Oh god, those kisses. I don't think I realised you were quite this deviously funny:D

[via_ostiense]

Who knew that saying, "Good night, love you, {kissy sound}," at the end of nightly phone calls with the +1 would have a real, practical use? :D I cracked up when recording that part--"pretend you're saying goodnight to +1!"