Human Behavior Series [written by Laylah; read by Opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: Cronus: embrace humanity.
Author: Laylah
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Cronus/Multiple
Rating: Explicit
Length: 43:08
Size: 40.1 MB
Music: Red Dress (THE GLITCH MOB Remix) TV On the Radio by The Glitch Mob
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: You try to dress nice. How do you dress nice for a sex club? You have no fucking idea. But you've got the greaser cool guy look down pretty good, and you think it works for you. You wear your tightest t-shirt. You spend like fifteen minutes in front of the bedroom mirror trying to decide which pair of jeans is the most flattering for your glutes. This is your chance.

Part 1 of the Human Behavior series.

Links: mp3
Series Podbook [2:26:48; 70.3MB]
Archive Link
Series Archive Link




Title: Kankri: learn from humanity.
Author: Laylah
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Cronus/Kankri, Cronus/Dirk
Rating: Explicit
Length [Total]: 1:43:41
Music: Starve The Ego, Feed The Soul (R/D remix) by The Glitch Mob
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
"If you feel that need to dominate—to be in charge, to win—then this is actually a pretty safe way of dealing with that," Dirk says, looking you in the eyes. It doesn't sound like a general, impersonal 'you' at all. "You get what you want and so does your partner. It's not a lot like the bullshit you see in the media."

"But I sh—it's not right to want that," you say, and by now your nerves are thrumming with an echo of the same panic you felt in Cronus's apartment.

Dirk shrugs. "You can spend your whole life trying to make yourself normal, whatever the fuck that actually means, or you can accept how you're different and start looking for ways to be happy."

Part 2 of the Human Behavior series.

Links [Length; Size]:
Chapter 1 [37:07; 34.3]
Chapter 2 [16:51; 15.7]
Chapter 3 [32:48; 30.3]
Chapter 4 [16:55; 15.8]
Series Podbook [2:26:48; 70.3MB]
Archive Link
Series Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

POINTS: [total] 170
Cronus: embrace humanity. (5+10) * 3 = 45
Kankri: learn from humanity. (5 +10+10) * 5 = 125