three hundred sandwiches (Hockey RPF, Kane/Toews)

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Title: three hundred sandwiches
Author: cathedralhearts
Reader/cover art: intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 1:25:18
Summary: “Want a sandwich?” he asks, cutting Tazer off as he starts to build up into an impressive rant about the businessman he got stuck next to. Tazer nods, settling down at the island and flipping through Patrick’s mail, even though it’s incredibly rude.

(Or: “There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavour out of a peanut butter sandwich.” -- Charlie Brown)

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