Inception - #15 & 16 of the 100 Things Eames is No Longer Allowed to Do ..

[kansouame]

Title: Small Portable Dragons Are Not Convincing Weapons #15
Author: immoral_crow & unvarnishedtale
Reader: kansouame
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG
File size/type: 2.63MB, .mp3
Length: 2m:52s
Author's Summary: #15 of the 100 Things Eames Is No Longer Allowed To Do While Working For Cobb
Text version: Small Portable Dragons Are Not Convincing Weapons
Podfic Mediafire link for Small Portable Dragons Are Not Convincing Weapons


Title: Not Allowed to Call Arthur Wart or The Once and Future King aka: Hot Buttered Fluff #16
Author: immoral_crow & unvarnishedtale
Reader: kansouame
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG
File size/type: 6.01MB, .mp3
Length: 6m:36s
Author's Summary: #16 of the 100 Things Eames Is No Longer Allowed To Do While Working For Cobb
Text version: Not Allowed to Call Arthur Wart or The Once and Future King aka: Hot Buttered Fluff
Podfic Mediafire link for Not Allowed to Call Arthur Wart or The Once and Future King aka: Hot Buttered Fluff

Kink Memes in 30 Lines - Star Trek XI, Avengers, The Hobbit

[kalakirya]

Title: The Star Trek XI Kink Meme
compiler: lettered
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek reboot
Pairing: ALL THE PAIRINGS. all the crack.
Rating: explicit
Summary: lines taken from the kink meme entirely without context. aka Jess is mildly insane. aka, SEX POLLEN ON THE ENTERPRISE.
warnings: as these are taken from a kink meme, there are glancing references to dubcon/noncon acts
Length: 3 minutes 16 seconds
text on the LJ kink meme
download as an mp3 (3MB) from the audioarchive

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Title: The Avengers Kink Meme in 30 Lines
compiler: anonymous
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: ALL THE PAIRINGS. all the crack, all the time.
Rating: explicit
Summary: lines taken from the kink meme entirely without context. aka this is why Fury drinks, really.
Length: 7 minutes 23 seconds
warnings: as these are taken from a kink meme, there are glancing references to dubcon/noncon acts
text at the LJ kink meme
download as an mp3 (7MB) from the audioarchive

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Title: The Hobbit Kink Meme in 30 Lines
compiler: anonymous
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: ALL THE PAIRINGS
Rating: explicit. crackity crackity crack crack crack.
Summary: lines taken from the kink meme entirely without context. aka, an unexpected orgy.
warnings: as these are taken from a kink meme, there are glancing references to dubcon/noncon acts
Length: 8 minutes 27 seconds
text at the LJ kink meme
download as an mp3 (8MB) from the audioarchive

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