XMFC: Strange Things Out There In That Deep Blue Sea by professor

[helens78]

Title: Strange Things Out There In That Deep Blue Sea
Author: professor
Reader: helens78
Cover Artist: amindaya
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Pairing: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
Rating: adult
Word count: 838 + notes

Author's Summary: The ultimate crackfic of ultimate destiny: a.k.a. the one where tentacle!Charles knocks up wereshark!Erik with sharktopus babies. Erik is less than thrilled with being Octomom.

Reader's Notes: This came across my dashboard last night, and I was SO DELIGHTED that professor had blanket permission listed in eir profile, because IT IS GOLD, IT IS GENIUS. It also happily stands in for my "Building/Creating Something" square on cottoncandy_bingo, so hooray for that as well!

The cover art is a delightful image by amindaya, and you can find the full version here!

Strange Things Out There In That Deep Blue Sea: Text on AO3

Download link: Download MP3 version here (7.76MB, 8:18), or Download M4B (audiobook) version here (4.83MB, 8:18)

Comments

[afrocurl]

*rolls around in the crackfic and Helens' reading of it*

[helens78]

:DDDDDD All of the love! :D

[dodificus]

Your archive pages are here: m4b | mp3

This was hilarious btw:D

[luzula]

Ha, yes, that was fun! Although my favorite parts of it was probably the stuff about shark and octopus physiology. *g*

[helens78]

Thank for the archiving, and thanks for the comment! :D SUCH a fun fic, omg! I had a blast with it!

[helens78]

Thanks! And re: shark and octopus (or squid) physiology: yes, I loved that, too! I think the "oh, probably eating each other" bit was my favorite part. Charles's horrified "WHAT?" XD XD XD

[katikat]

LOL! So funny!

[helens78]

Thank you! :)