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"Oh Clark, rescue me, homicidal girlfriend, oh Clark, rescue me, psychotic ex-football star, oh Clark, rescue me, *I dropped the can opener*, did you really think I'd fall for that shit?"
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Date: 2011-06-11 07:22 am (UTC)"Oh Clark, rescue me, homicidal girlfriend, oh Clark, rescue me, psychotic ex-football star, oh Clark, rescue me, *I dropped the can opener*, did you really think I'd fall for that shit?"
I lol'd:D