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Title: Mise en Place
Author: azriona
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Genre/Tags: Restaurant AU, Cooking, Sherlock is Gordon Ramsey
Length: 18:46:07

Summary: John Watson had no intentions of taking over the family business, but when he returns from Afghanistan, battered and bruised, and discovers that his sister Harry has run their restaurant into the ground, he doesn't have much choice. There's only one thing that can save the Empire from closing for good – the celebrity star of the BBC series Restaurant Reconstructed, Chef Sherlock Holmes.


Complete Podfic (18:46:07)

Prologue (7:44)

Chapter 1 (51:05)

Chapter 2 (37:50)

Chapter 3 (46:10)

Chapter 4
(45:37)

Chapter 5
(38:26)

Chapter 6
(36:08)

Chapter 7
(44:14)

Chapter 8
(38:24)

Chapter 9
(44:48)

Chapter 10
(39:28)

Chapter 11
(41:19)

Chapter 12
(39:16)

Chapter 13
(42:01)

Chapter 14 (1:00:06)

Chapter 15 (55:54)

Chapter 16 (42:53)

Chapter 17 (59:11)

Chapter 18 (48:18)

Chapter 19 (30:30)

Chapter 20 (41:42)

Chapter 21 (31:13)

Chapter 22 (29:38)

Chapter 23 (53:13)

Chapter 24 (32:37)

Chapter 25 (1:01:38)

Epilogue (24:11)


Pre/Post Music: Le Festin (cover by TheMaskedMockingbird) - Camile
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Title: Drifting: More Than A Thing in Japan
Author: SC182
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Fast and the Furious/Pacific Rim/Takers
Pairings: Mia/Brian, Dom/Brian
Rating: Teen
Length: 34:47
Size: 32.1 MB
Music: Falling On by Finger Eleven
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Dragging a ten ton vault around on a giant tether was one thing; fighting alien hell beasts from another dimension was something he still didn’t think they were completely qualified for.

Links: mp3
TBA

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3
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Title: Metaphysical Gravity (The Sunshine Epilogue)
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Fast and the Furious
Pairings: Mia/Brian, Dom/Brian
Rating: Mature
Length: 16:03
Size: 15.1 MB
Music: No Air by the Cast of Glee
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: It was kind of ironic that it had taken someone else loving Brian to turn 'not enough' into her 'happily ever after'.

Links: mp3
TBA

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3
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Title: There's Always Room For Family (aka, That Time Eliot Helped Break Rio)
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Leverage/Fast and the Furious
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 13:50
Size: 13.0 MB
Music: Riot by Sugarcult
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: The day the bus break hit the news, Eliot Spencer was in the middle of a job, taking down a dirty businessman up north of Boston.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3
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Title: Underneath and Unexplored
Author: synergenic
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Attack on Titan
Pairings: Erwin/Hange
Rating: Explicit
Length: 16:45
Size: 15.5 MB
Music: Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: "Oh. Well, okay.” A voice rings out behind Erwin, and he freezes, despair coiling in his gut because this is the end, he’s been seen and he’ll be captured and experimented on and it’s five in the goddamn morning, who else is in the showers? He chose this time specifically because no one else is ever in the showers at five in the fucking morning.

(Or: Erwin has wings and Hanji walks in on him naked.)

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3
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Title: 88 Dates
Author: troubles
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Tazer/Kaner
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1:19:46
Size: 73.4 MB
Music: Double Rainbow by Katy Perry
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: He promised Oshie he would make the fucking audition tape, so he did. And against all fucking odds, he got a callback from a woman who sounded like even she couldn’t believe she was making the call. Because that’s Jonny’s life now.

or, a Bachelor AU, where film star Patrick Kane is going on 88 Dates and Jonny goes on more than a few of them.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

GIFT FOR [personal profile] knight_tracer !!!

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3
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A round-up of podfics that I've posted in the last couple of months.

Fandoms include: Starsky & Hutch, MCU, Merlin, Lewis, Harry Potter, Bandom (MCR).

((Archivists, these are now all archived :D The !not archived tag can be removed))

Links and Summaries are under the cut )
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Fic: Track This Thread by [archiveofourown.org profile] rageprufrock (text link)
Fandom: Avengers, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Length: 0:53:09 (chapter 6) / 0:08:36 (chapter 7) / 3:47:25 (total)
Chapter MP3 Links: Chapter 6 ||| Chapter 7
Completed Work Links: MP3 ||| M4B

Summary: Even when Phil Coulson was doing something ridiculously, embarrassingly, crushingly human, he was still a flawless, seamless black box of a spook.

Streaming )

Notes: I can't believe this is finally done! It only took me 10 months!
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Title: A Heap of Broken Images (the digital life remix)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] glim
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] originally
Fandoms: Merlin
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon
Rating: T
Length: 00:10:50
Author's Summary: Arthur finds a picture online.
Additional notes: recorded for Merlin Podfic Bang 2014. Cover art by me.

Auteur Theory


Download MP3 | Download M4B |AO3
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Title: Snow Fairies
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lash_larue
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] originally
Fandoms: Harry Potter
Characters: Luna Lovegood, Padma Patil (gen)
Rating: PG
Length: 00:08:16
Author's Summary: Padma leaves the Yule Ball in anger and frustration, and stumbles across something extraordinary.
Additional notes: Part of [livejournal.com profile] hp_podfic_fest 2014. Cover art by me.

Snow Fairies

Listen at LiveJournal or AO3


Title: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Napkin
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] saras_girl
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] originally
Fandoms: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: T
Length: 00:10:46
Author's Summary: Draco isn't exactly a man of action. Until he is.
Additional Notes: Part of [livejournal.com profile] hp_podfic_fest 2014. Cover art by me.

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Napkin

Listen at LiveJournal or AO3
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Title: Traditions
Author: SunHawk
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Series: Ion Arc Part 12
Character: Duo Maxwell/Heero Yuy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: angst, really bad luck
Summary: a Christmas trip to L2 is never simple.
Text: here
Length 9hrs 56min
Link: here
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Title: Rock of Ages
Fandom: Starsky and Hutch
Author: Dawnwind | [livejournal.com profile] dawnebeth
Reader: [personal profile] hardboiledbaby
Cover Artist: [personal profile] themusecalliope
Length: 0:16:35
Rating: PG
Characters: Starsky, Hutch
Warnings: none

Author's Summary: A quiet afternoon at the beach helps restore the soul.



Reader's Notes: My thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dawnebeth for writing a heartwarming fic, and the permission to record it. This is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] themusecalliope: beta listener, cover artist, and cheerleader extraordinaire. You are the Starsky to my Hutch ♥ ♥ ♥ As always, please excuse the flubby bits I couldn't fix as effectively as I would have liked.

Listen or download at MediaFire: MP3 (15.7 mb) | M4B (2.2 mb)

Or download at the Audiofic Archive

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Title: all the reds
Author: triesquid
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Gen (though it can be read as any Wolf/Human pairing. Intended to be Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, Isaac/Lydia, Vernon/Erica, and Danny/Jackson)
Rating: Teen
Length: 3:07
Size: 3.1 MB
Music: Red Priest Rezo from Slayers Etcetera 1: Excellent! Lina Inverse Kyou mo iku
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Human-mates are red.  [based on hoars' "tell me we're dead and i'll love you even more" series]

Links: mp3
TBA

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Poster Boys

Sep. 6th, 2014 01:17 pm
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Title: Poster Boys
Author: peevee
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tag: Age Difference, Double Penetration, Teacher-Student Relationship (sort of), Threesome - M/M/M
Length: 26:10

Summary:

Greg Lestrade finds himself unable to resist the lure of teaching Sherlock and John a thing or two.

“Will I what?”

“Teach us.” Sherlock’s look of guileless innocence did not fool Lestrade for even a second.


MediaFire (mp3)

Pre/Post Music - Animal (Acoustic) - Neon Trees

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Title: Random Numbers
Author: songlin
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tag: Asexual!Sherlock, Straight!John, Fluff, Romantic Friendship
Length: 19:06

Summary: Just because they're not having sex doesn't mean they aren't intimate. Moments in the relationship of asexual!Sherlock and straight!John.

MediaFire (mp3)

Pre/Post Music - The Story (Cover by Kainos & Chloe) - Brandi Carlile

Timeline

Sep. 4th, 2014 08:21 am
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Title: Timeline
Author: entanglednow
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: toplock, bottomjohn, Sherlock abuses John as a writing surface
Length: 14:27

Summary: There are certain things you have to get used to when you share a bed with Sherlock Holmes.

MediaFire (mp3)

Pre/Post Music - I Belong to You (Cover by Daniela Andrade) - Lenny Kravitz

Take Me

Sep. 3rd, 2014 09:25 am
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Title: Take Me
Author: jambal
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Genre/Tags: Established Relationship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, No Lube
Length: 20:12

Summary: Sherlock arrives home covered in blood. John can't control his reaction.

MediaFire (mp3)

Pre/Post Music - Take Me on the Floor (live) - The Veronicas

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And the crossposting backlog is done!


Cover art by Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins


Title: Tour Guide Blaine
Author: [tumblr.com profile] alilactree
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] Readbyanalise010
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: anonymous prompted: Blaine the distracted tour guide with a penchant for blurting out hilarious and slightly inappropriate thoughts
Warnings: None
Length: 00:09:32
Download: the MP3 | Size: 9 MB or the M4B | Size: 2 MB.

Crossposted to AO3

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