Avengers-verse kidfics by gyzym

[kalakirya]

So gyzym wrote a bunch of Steve/Tony kidfics on tumblr ([Bad username or site: gyzym) @ tumblr.com], and I podficced them, because they're adorable and lovely and squee-ful and just so, so perfect.

I'm not uploading them individually, because there's no reason you would want to listen to them individually. If you really don't want you (you strange person) you can delete that one. But they do have individual summaries and ratings (and points). The first of two titles is the one I've given it (because the tumblr title wasn't descriptive), the second is the title of gyzym's post, the link is to the story on. When there is only one title, it's gyzym's. The summaries are mine. All are rated G except two which are marked accordingly
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Also, I'm speaking really, really quickly, because it's what seemed to make sense, and hopefully I'm still intelligible. If not, please tell me so and I'll try again!


take superheroes, add baby, stir (until what have I done)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 10 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin

Arkwackta (aka Bedtime Story the First)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 5 minutes
summary: "I have this image of Tony sprawled on the bed, exhausted, because my god, what are the batteries they install in these kids, it’s ridiculous, and Jaime is sitting on his belly, poking at the arc reactor. so shiny"

Jaime's Clothes 1 (aka anon's headcanon is now canon
pairing: steve/tony
time: 1 minute
summary: Tony Stark Is a Terrible Great Parent as Evidenced by the Fact that His Child is Wearing Clothes That Don't Match

Jaime's Clothes 2 (aka tiny tiny ficlet)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 37 seconds
summary: in which Steve freaks out over the high cost of babyclothes

Jaime Gets Sick (aka awwww yeah bedtime story)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 6 minutes
summary: the stories of steve (and tony’s) first MAJOR parenthood/worry freakouts (obviously there were seven million and five more minor ones both before and after this)

Dancing in The Workshop (aka ain't no story like a second bedtime story)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 4 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin

haircut the first (aka anonymous asked: Do Tony and Steve ever argue about things like Jaime's hair?)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 2 minutes
summary: BB!Jaime gets a haircut

Haircut the second (aka wait i take it back tony and steve have totally had another conversation about jaime’s hair)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 2 minutes
summary: Older!Jaime gets a haircut

Jaime's Thoughts on His (super)Dads (aka anon asked:does jaime admire iron man and captain america and have action figures and everything...)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 4 minutes
summary: Jaime thinks everyone's parents are superheroes!

How Trish Kemblowski Got Captain America and Iron Man to Finally Do It In A Chapel
pairing: steve/tony; Jaime/OC
time: 6 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin

mid-day thankgiving bedtime story!
pairing: steve/tony
time: 6 minutes
summary: Jaime's first Thanksgiving

a bedtime story about nightmares
pairing: steve/tony
time: 9 minutes
summary: Jaime has a nightmare

introducing mrs. eleanor stanley, the preschool teacher with THE HARDEST LIFE
pairing: steve/tony
time: 10 minutes
summary: Jaime's first day of school

bedtime story: once upon a panini sandwich
pairing: steve/tony
time: 7 minutes
summary: Tony will always be Tony

Jaime grows up to be... (aka a bedtime story about growing up)
pairing: steve/tony; Jaime/OC
time: 4 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin

Steve's Birthday (aka the return of the bedtime story!)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 9 minutes
summary: Tony cannot cook. Period.
rating: PG-13/R

Tony and Steve Pre-Jaime (aka bedtime story at three eighteen pee em)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 6 minutes
summary: Steve and Ton-y, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
rating: PG-13



download link for ALL THE BEDTIME STORIES at sendspace HERE
tumblr tag for (almost) all the bedtime stories here (shortcut-stories)
         except  Steve and Tony Pre-Jaime (aka bedtime story at three eighteen pee em), which is only under (bedtime stories)


amplificathon  points: 5 (reader) + 10 (total length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (tony/steve) + 10 (jaime/OC) + 0 (language) = 45

(the coding is being funky and I'm not sure why and I can't make it stop so hopefully this won't look strange)
(also this seems like a lot of points. did I do that right? I thought I had it, but now I'm worried) it was making me really uncomfortable so I've re-calibrated for chapters rather than one-shots (which, since I uploaded them as a unit, makes more sense anyway) 

Comments

[reena_jenkins]

Oooooh, I love these! You're pretty awesome for recording them all. Thanks :-D

[kalakirya]

:D you're welcome! I had a ball!

[curiously_me]

I have ALL the love for you for recording these stories! *GLOMPS*

[kalakirya]

*staggers* *hugs back*

[the_oscar_cat]

I didn't know about these stories! I listened to them last night and your performance was great! I really loved it.

[kalakirya]

:D thank you!

[dodificus]

hahah, I hadn't read these before and I was expecting it to be a series about the Avengers as kids, not the Avengers *with* kids:D

[kalakirya]

XD argh sorry 'bout that! hope it wasn't too much of a shock ;D

[aphelant]

Ahhh I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Jaime is an original character and we can't count OC/OC pairings for points (because they can't be put in the archive). We'll give you 35 points for this entry, let us know if we've misunderstood something!

[kalakirya]

:D no worries! I didn't know that was a thing, but now I do and will remember in future!

[dodificus]

Your archive page is here

[manifesty]

These are really awesome and adorable and I love them all :D Thank you so much.
If you're interested, I made very simple covers for them. They are here & here.

[kalakirya]

OMG these are ADORABLE and I'm so glad you liked them enough to make covers for them (all of them O.O) and I've passed them on to gyzym and THANK YOU :DDDD

[cybel]

Having come across your lovely covers via Nickelmountain's recent post, I put together a podbook using the general one. ❤

http://www.audiofic.jinjurly.com/bedtime-stories-anthology-audiobook

I'd love to use more or your covers in the future as appropriate, if you don't mind?

[kalakirya]

Wait, what post of nickelmountain's?

[cybel]

She reposted one of her older podfics to LJ the other day to show off the cover manifesty made for it.

[cybel]

http://www.audiofic.jinjurly.com/bedtime-stories-anthology-audiobook

[radiophile]

I love this 'verse, and I'm so glad I found your podfics! :D Your voice is perfect and it was such a joy to listen to you read these ♥ Thank you!

[kalakirya]

awwwww, thank you! I'm so glad you like them! <3