As the Rush Comes - Teen Titans

[analise010]

Cover by reena_jenkins

Title: As the Rush Comes
Author: Ombrophilia
Reader: analise010
Fandom: Teen Titans
Pairing: Terra/Jinx
Rating: Teen
Summary: You ever get the feeling that someone likes their job a little too much?
Length: 00:05:31
Download: the MP3 | Size: 5 MB from Mediafire.

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting me!

Points: [5(Teen Titans) + 10(Terra/Jinx)] x 1 = 15 points

4 Tokyo Babylon fics by Mithrigil

[rhea314]

Title: Butter and Onions
Author: Mithrigil
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Tokyo Babylon
Character: Subaru/Seishirou
Rating: R
Warnings: Perving on the underaged, misuse of tuna steak. Mith trying to be cute and funny.
Summary: Seishirou’s naked under that apron.
Text: here
Length 0:03:56
Link: here

5+5 * 1 = 10

Title: Limitation
Author: Mithrigil
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Tokyo Babylon/X
Character: Subaru/Seishirou
Rating: not worksafe
Warnings: Sex, consent issues and and creepiness but no blood.
Summary: He's watched Subaru enough to learn his rhythm.
Text: here
Length 0:04:58
Link: here

5+5 * 1 = 10

Title: Setting the Table
Author: Mithrigil
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Tokyo Babylon
Character: Subaru, Seishirou, Hokuto
Rating: ...perverted
Warnings: Thoughtful discussion of kink! Also, misuse of a wok.
Summary: his is the most responsible conversation about BDSM you will ever have, Subaru-kun.
Text: here
Length 0:15:58
Link: here

5+5 * 2 = 20

Title: Secondhand Smoke
Author: Mithrigil
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Tokyo Babylon
Character: Subaru, Seishirou
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, violence, coercion. The prompt is your warning. For the end of TB. This takes place in March of 1996.
Summary: Tokyo Babylon, Seishirou/Subaru: cigarette burns, sadism – “I came to represent and carve my name within your chest”
Text: here
Length 0:25:26
Link: here
5+5 * 3 = 30

total: 30+20+10+10= 70

[BBC Sherlock] The Physics of Present Tense by PaxLux

[zwischendenstuehlen]

Title: The Physics of Present Tense (Text on AO3)
Author: PaxLux
Reader: zwischendenstuehlen

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/Mycroft Holmes
Rating: Mature
Length: 4h:41min

Summary:
It happens instantaneously, but it takes years.
It’s like looking up at the stars and spinning around with your arms out and letting gravity take you.

Downloads:

[ mp3-zip, 112 MB ]
[ m4b-audiobook, 166 MB]
[ AO3 page, with streaming option]
A thousand thanks to chasingriver for hosting them!

[ audiofic archive ]

Points: (5 (Fandom) + 5 (Pairing) + 10 (new podficcer bonus)) x 8 (Length (minus reader's notes)) = 160
 

Podfic Haikus, or A Series of Podfics Under 30 Secs

[analise010]

Well, this was definitely a labor of love. On Twitter kdheart and I came to the conclusion that we weren’t going to win Amplificathon based on points, so why not go for a different category? Thus began the battle for Shortest Podfic. Let the games begin!


( Lewis (BBC) Haiku )

( Yu Yu Hakusho Haiku )

( Sherlock/Hobbit Haiku )

( Saiyuki Haikus )

Total Points: 10 + 15 + 20 + 15 + 15 + 15 = 90 points

ETA: kdheart has won the battle...and the war. For a 10 second podfic, she deserves the prize. Her micropodfics can be found over here.

Mods, for some reasons KD Heart is stuck on my tags?

Bible: At the Gates of Heaven

[sunquistadora]

Title: At the Gates of Heaven
Author: deborah_judge
Reader: Sunquistadora 
Fandom: The Bible (New Testament)
Pairing: Jesus/Judas
Rating: PG
Summary: Lighthearted theological slash. Short, fluffy, and minorly sacriligious - this has been one of my favorite fics for years, so I'm really happy to have podficed it!
Warnings: mention of suicide/hanging
Length: 3 minutes 52 seconds
text on AO3
download as an mp3 (dropcanvas)


points: (5(fandom) + 10 (new pairing) + 10 (new reader) ) x 1(time) = 25

Letters by Arboretum

[rhea314]

Title: Letters
Author: Arboretum
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Hikaru no Go
Character: Shindou Mitsuko
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Summary: Hikaru's mom, the mail, a chilly autumn afternoon, a little birthday dinner for her son.
Text: here
Length 0:03:32
Link: here
(5+5)*1 = 10

Three podficlets [DCU, Forever Knight, Zorro]

[kdheart]

Title: Entangled Imagery
Author: Merfilly
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
Rating: M
Summary: A brief scene of S/B.
Length: 0:48min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 850kb

Or stream:

Points: [5+5]x1=10



Title: Balanced Knight
Author: Merfilly
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Forever Knight
Pairing: Janette DuCharme/Nicholas Knight
Rating: G
Summary: Nick sees her, and it's complicated
Length: 0:53min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 950kb

Or stream:

Points: [10+10]x1=20



Title: Distractions
Author: Merfilly
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Zorro (1957 TV show)
Characters: Diego de la Vega, Bernardo
Rating: G
Summary: Diego is plagued by a new worry
Length: 0:43min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 791kb

Or stream:

Points: [10+10]x1=20 (The Zorro on the archived fandoms list is the 1990 tv series)

Total points: 10+20+20=50

Podfic Backlog Post, Part Six

[reena_jenkins]

( Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun )

( Consultancy Arrangement )

( Trust Me )

( it was his lode, his lord, his appointed star )

( the daylight is lit with a more volatile light )

( Slither Skin )

( Not Obsessed (Just Impolite) )

( find it becoming )

( Got The Magic In Me )

Total Points: (16)+(20)+(20)+(30)+(20)+(20)+(20)+(20)+(20) = 186

Spa Day by eruthros (A:tLA)

[intransitive]

Title: Spa Day
Author: eruthros
Reader: intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Rating: Teen & up
Pairings: Aang/Katara, Toph/Katara, Mai/Zuko, Aang/Zuko, Mai/Ty Lee
Length/size: 19:01, 8.71 MB
Author's Summary: By the twelfth day of the border negotiation, Katara's barely holding on to her temper. She really needs some time off.

Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3

Points: (5+5+5+10+10+10)x2=90

Ladies' Night In by meinterrupted

[intransitive]

Title: Ladies' Night In
Author: meinterrupted
Reader: intransitive (exmanhater)
Fandom: Avengers MCU
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Sif/Darcy, Pepper/Natasha, Sif/Darcy/Pepper/Natasha
Length/size: 12:57, 5.93 MB
Summary: In which the girls watch movies, drink a lot of booze, and then things get interesting.

Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3

Points: (5+5+5+10)x2=50

Kink World Cup: Hand Fetish by Toft

[rhea314]

Title: Kink World Cup: Hand Fetish
Author: Toft
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: International Football (Soccer)
Character: Thierry Henry
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Summary: Ireland vs. France, Theirry Henry handball.
Text: AWOL (I couldn't find it), author is unsure where it was posted/is.
Length 0:01:45
Link: here

(5+5)*1 = 10

The Maenad of the Maquis, by rthstewart (Narnia)

[luzula]

Title: The Maenad of the Maquis
Author: rthstewart
Reader: luzula
Fandom: Narnia books
Pairing: Peter Pevensie/OFC
Rating: R
Length: 1 h 42 m 24 s
Author's summary: "He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long." Former High King of Narnia and current RAF Flight Officer Peter Pevensie is not a fool. 
Notes: This is a story about Peter in WWII occupied France. It was a joy to record, and it was fun to read some French, too. The songs used are "Blueberry Hill" with Louis Armstrong, and "How High the Moon", "You Go To My Head", and "Body and Soul" with Ella Fitzgerald. I didn't include the long research notes at the end, but you can check them out at the link above. Thanks to andeincascade for the beta!

Download or stream here.
Alternative download link

Points: (5 + 10)*5 = 75

due South podfic + due South/Dresden Files podfic

[luzula]

Title: Puzzle Pieces
Author and reader: luzula
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski, Maggie MacKenzie/Frannie Vecchio, Maggie MacKenzie/Ray Kowalski, Benton Fraser/Frannie Vecchio, Bob Fraser/Buck Frobisher, Bob Fraser/Caroline Fraser, Caroline Fraser/OFC, Buck Frobisher/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Length: 48 m 03 s
Author's summary:  Sedoretu AU. Glimpses from the marriage of Fraser, Ray K, Maggie, and Frannie. 
Notes: I swear I didn't write this just to get tons of points (but yeah, all right, that is the reason I recorded it *g*). I promise the pairings are all relevant to the story! These eight pairings make up two sedoretu, which is a specific kind of group marriage--it might help to read the definition before listening.

Download or stream here.
Alternative download link

Points: (5 + 5 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 5 + 10 + 10 + 10)*4 = 300


Title: One Warm Line
Author: melannen
Reader: luzula
Fandom: due South/Dresden Files
Pairing: Maeve and Ray Kowalski gen
Rating: G
Length: 26 m 24 s
Author's summary: Ray Kowalski meets the Winter Lady. And the Winter Lady meets Ray Kowalski.
Notes: Wow, I love this story, and it was a pleasure to read, too.

Download or stream here.
Alternative download link

Points: (5 + 5 + 5 + 5)*3 = 60

Total points for this post: 360

Sherlock(BBC): The Man Who Beat Sherlock

[chasingriver]

Title: The Man Who Beat Sherlock
Author: deklava
Reader: chasingriver
Link to original work: AO3

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Sherlock/Ian Adler (OMC/genderswapped Irene Adler)
Rating: Explicit
Length: 20:41

Summary:
When Sherlock is completely naked, Ian gestures for the men to leave and strolls over to his newest challenge.
“Tell me why you’re really here, Mr. Holmes.”
“You know why.” Sherlock swallows and looks down. “I need data for that case.”
“And what else?”
“Nothing else.”
“Wrong,” Ian says as he grasps that finely sculpted jaw. “You also need discipline, although you may not realize it.”
Sherlock doesn’t pull away or even lift his gaze. He is letting his body say what his lips can’t or won’t.

Downloads:
[ MP3 - 3.4 MB, Podbook/M4B - 20.5 MB ]

Points:
((5 (Fandom) + 5 (Pairing)) x 3) = 30

Sherlock(BBC): Did You Say Tuesday?

[chasingriver]

Title: Did You Say Tuesday?
Author: chasingriver 
Reader: chasingriver
Link to original work: AO3

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Rating: Teen
Length: 25:36
Genre: Fluff / Romance / Humour

Summary:
Mycroft and Greg start a promising relationship, but how long will Greg be able to hide his secret vice?

Downloads:
[ MP3 - 12 MB]

Points:
((5 (Fandom) + 5 (Pairing)) x 3) = 30

Sherlock(BBC): Two Worlds Collide

[chasingriver]

Title: Two Worlds Collide
Author: chasingriver 
Reader: chasingriver, jordanasking
Link to original work: AO3

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Rating: Teen
Length: 19:09
Genre: Romance / Humour / Crack

Summary:
Mycroft uses the internet to find information on Lestrade, and ends up finding MystradeDoodles' fan art.

Downloads:
[ MP3 - 6.6 MB, Podbook - 11.1 MB]

The Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions

[kdheart]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions.

I went into this year's Amplificathon knowing that the only prize I could realistically win was the one for shortest podfic. Apparently analise010 had the same idea :) I challenged her to battle, she accepted and... it escalated from there... Next thing I know, I was boasting I had a Sarshi and woke up with a bunch of tiny, tiny ficlets in my inbox and dragging theothershiroki into it as well (she provided the adorable banner :D )

My worthy opponent's post can be found over at "The Podfic Haiku Series"

Enjoy the battle :D


Author: Sarshi
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Baltagul, Twilight
Pairings: Bella Swan/Jacob Black
Rating: G
Length: 16s (Romanian)/18s(English)

Romanian:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)+10(Romanian)= 30

English:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)= 20
subtotal for fic: 30+20=50


Title: Creepy Stalker
Author: Sarshi
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Blood Ties, Being Human (BBC)
Pairings: Hal/Henry
Rating: T
Length: 14s

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Being Human)+5(Blood Ties)+10(Hal/Henry)=20



Author: Sarshi
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
Length: 14s

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Dr Who)+5(Doctor/River)=10


Author: Sarshi
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Romanian historical figures
Characters: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Vlad Ţepeş (Vlad the Impaler)
Rating: T
Length: 12s

Romanian:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)+10(Romanian)=50

English:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)=40
subtotal for fic: 50+40=90


Author: Sarshi
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Length: 11s

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 1(HP)+5(Drarry)=6


Title: Their Love Was Soft, Fluffy and Perverted
Author: Sarshi
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Ichimaru Gin/Kon
Rating: G
Length: 11s

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Bleach)+10(Gin/Kon)=15



Author: Sarshi
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: gen
Rating: G
Length: 10s

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Bleach)+5(gen)=10

Total Points: 50+20+10+90+6+15+10=201

Sherlock(BBC): A Night at the Opera

[chasingriver]

Title: A Night at the Opera
Author: chasingriver 
Reader: chasingriver, jordanasking
Link to original work: AO3

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Mycroft Holmes/Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Explicit
Length: 13:20
Genre: Romance / Smut
Warnings: Sibling incest

Summary:
Mycroft and Sherlock spend an entertaining night at the opera.

Downloads:
[ MP3 - 4.8 MB, Podbook - 7.8 MB]

Sherlock(BBC): The DI and the Spy

[chasingriver]

Title: The DI and the Spy
Author: chasingriver 
Reader: chasingriver
Link to original work: AO3

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Rating: Teen
Length: 1:13:00 (1 hour and 13 minutes)
Genre: Romance / Humour / Fluff

Summary:
Greg is an early-morning runner. Mycroft is an early riser who happens to live on Greg's running route. Hilarity ensues.

Downloads:
[ MP3 - 27.2 MB ]

Three Dragon Age Awakening Fics by ItsADrizzit

[itsadrizzit]

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Sherlock(BBC): A Little Peace and Quiet

[chasingriver]

Title: A Little Peace and Quiet
Author: chasingriver 
Reader: chasingriver, jordanasking
Link to original work: AO3

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Mycroft Holmes/Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Explicit
Length: 3:41
Genre: Romance / Smut
Warnings: Sibling incest

Summary:
Sherlock finds fault with the furnishings in Mycroft's office.

Downloads:
[ MP3 - 4.8 MB ]

Final Fantasy IX - Queen and Country by gatheringbones

[dark_dreymer]

Title: Queen and Country
Author: gatheringbones
Reader: dark_dreymer
( Read more... )

Download: RapidShare

Points: (10+10+0)*1=20

[Bandom] A Better Fate Than Wisdom

[melusina]

Title: A Better Fate Than Wisdom
Written by: girlpearl
Adapted for Podfic by girlpearl and melusina
Directed by: melusina
Fandom: Bandom/Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: General Audiences
Contains: Pretend Dating, Misunderstandings
Length: 19.25 MB/21:02
Notes: Created for theatripod. Thanks to anotherslashfan for beta listening, to girlpearl for the cover art, and to the theatripod mods for putting together such a cool challenge!
Summary:
since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you

Patrick blames the cold medicine.

Download Link: on MediaFire

Featuring:

jenepod as The Narrator
croissantkatie as Derek
anna_unfolding as Patrick
pennyplainknits as Pete

The Truth of Shadows

[kdheart]

Title: The Truth of Shadows
Author: SilverKytten
Reader: Sarshi & kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Kurosaki Ichigo/Ukitake Juushiro, Kisuke Urahara/Yoruichi Shihouin
Rating: T
Reader's Summary: Sometimes the person you least expect is the one who finds you in the darkness. *Language, Adult Themes - Light Yaoi Themes.*
Length: 3:02h (182min)
Right-click > save as: MP3.zip || 167MB

Points: [5(Bleach)+10(Ichigo/Ukitake)+10(Yoruichi/Urahara)]x7=175

Title: The Truth of Shadows:Ukitake
Author: SilverKytten
Reader: kdheart & Sarshi
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Kurosaki Ichigo/Ukitake Juushiro,
Rating: M
Reader's Summary: One-shot follow up to The Truth of Shadows, from Ukitake's perspective. Good intentions are the paving stones to many an interesting road. *Adult Themes*
Length: 26:08min
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 24MB

Points: [5(Bleach)+10(Ichigo/Ukitake)]x3=45

Total points: 175+45=220

MCU podics

[sisi_rambles]

( 11 podfics )

Total = 10 + 20 + 10 + 20 + 20 + 20 + 15 + 20 + 10 + 10 + 20 = 175

Hobbit Haikufics

[analise010]

Just a few more micropodfics before Amplificathon ends...

The text for all three haikufics can be found over here.

Title: Bilbo/Thorin Haiku
Author: reena_jenkins
Reader: analise010
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: Teen
Length: 00:00:18
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB
[5 + 5] x 1 = 10


Title: Fili/Kili Haiku
Author: reena_jenkins
Reader: analise010
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: Fili/Kili
Rating: Gen
Length: 00:00:20
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB
[5 + 5] x 1 = 10


Title: Nori/Dwalin Haiku
Author: reena_jenkins
Reader: analise010
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: Nori/Dwalin
Rating: Gen
Length: 00:00:17
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB
[5 + 10] x 1 = 15

Thanks, Paraka, for hosting!

Download all three as an M4B, made by fire_juggler.
Total Points: 10 + 10 + 15 = 35 points

MCU: Paint Me

[sisi_rambles]

Title: Paint Me
Author: haipollai
Reader: sisi_rambles
Cover artist: sisi_rambles
Rating: G
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing: Steve/Bucky
Summary: Written for the prompt "Steve/Bucky, paint me"
Length: 00:02:36

Link to Text: Tumblr
Download link (Right click to Save As): mp3 (2.5 MB) | m4b (1.3 MB)

Comment here please

Streaming:

Points = ( 5 + 5 ) x ( 1 ) = 10