amplificathon | Three Times A Week, For A Year: a multi-fandom podfic anthology

Three Times A Week, For A Year - a podfic anthology of 52 8-minutes-or-less podfics in a multitude of fandoms, for listening while you wait for coffee (or the bus, or for a cab, or the next E train).

Download the entire anthology as a zipped podbook over here - 03:56:49, 434 mb.

OR download the individual podfics as mp3s, below. Many many thanks to

RsCreighton for compiling the podbook!

Title: Smile
Author:

zarabithia
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: DCU (Teen Titans)
Pairing: Tim Drake/Kon-El
Length: 00:03:18

Author's Summary: Honestly, Kon didn't care whether or not they kept the light on.

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Points: (5+10)x1 = 15

Title: The Test
Author:

zarabithia
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Avengers (movie'verse)
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:06:07

Author's Summary: Following the events of Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Maria goes to work for Stark Industries.

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Points: (1+5)x1 = 6

Title: Windows
Author:

inlovewithnight
Rating: PG
Fandom: DCU (Batman)
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:06:37

Author's Summary: Jason comes in through the window, which is typical, all sass and spit and the joys of breaking and entering.

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Points: (5+10)x1 = 15

Title: Omega
Author:

ChokolatteJedi
Rating: PG
Fandom: Dollhouse
Pairing: Alpha/Echo
Length: 00:02:57

Author's Summary: A different ending for Dollhouse episode 1:12 Omega

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: an untitled tumblr fic, wherein Bucky Barnes embroiders things
Author:

waldorph
Rating: PG
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:03:30

Author's Summary: Anonymous asked: what if like bucky's therapist encourages him to pick up a hobby that has absolutely nothing to do with espionage etc?

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Points: (1+5)x1 = 6

Title: The Parable of the Pamphlet
Author:

neveralarch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Discworld (Small Gods)
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:03:59

Author's Summary: Brutha witnesses the beginnings of the Omnian pamphlet.

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Points: (5+5)x1 = 10

Title: Kitchen Prep
Author:

staranise
Rating: PG
Fandom: Stargate: SG1
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:03:21

Author's Summary: Cam's getting ready for a team potluck. Daniel's mostly getting in the way. Written for SG-1 Alphabet Soup, letter P (for "pie").

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Points: (5+5)x1 = 10

Title: Space Law
Author:

reeby10
Rating: PG
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:01:19

Author's Summary: Everything is far, far much more complicated than she’s used to.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Harry Potter As Written By…
Author:

havocthecat
Rating: PG
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Gen
Length: 00:04:38

Author's Summary: Sometimes you just need to reimagine a favored work without writing an entire AU.

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Points: (1+5)x1 = 6

Title: spinning infinity
Author:

100demons
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Iron Man, DCU (Batman)
Pairing:
Length: 00:07:53

Author's Summary: Two rich kids meet in detention.

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Points: (5+5+10+10)x1 = 30

Title: one’s aspect to the sun
Author:

Tieleen
Rating: PG
Fandom: Avengers (movie'verse)
Pairing: Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanova
Length: 00:04:48

Author's Summary: Love is for children, after all.

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Points: (1+5)x1 = 6

Title: An Incomplete List
Author:

neveralarch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Discworld (The Truth)
Pairing: Gen
Length: 00:05:15

Author's Summary: Being an incomplete list of the documents found in the 'Complaints and Comments' office of The Ankh-Morpork Times, after the disappearance of Mr. Timothy Bauer.

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Points: (5+5)x1 = 10

Title: Skip To The Good Bit
Author:

paperclipbitch
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Spider-Man
Pairing: Gwen Stacy/Mary Jane Watson
Length: 00:03:03

Author's Summary: It was MJ who said that she runs a nightclub that Gwen’s never been to.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: an untitled tumblr fic, wherein Bucky Barnes learns to knit
Author:

gyzym
Rating: PG
Fandom: Avengers (movie'verse)
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:03:29

Author's Summary: Steve shows up to an Avengers meeting in August wearing a red white and blue scarf that hangs down nearly to his knees, with little pieces of yarn sticking out anywhere there’s a color change.

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Points: (1+5)x1 = 6

Title: Special Friends
Author:

imaginary_golux
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Mulan
Pairing: Shang/Ping
Length: 00:03:58

Author's Summary: In a universe where Ping is really a man, Shang takes the poor scrawny fellow under his wing. Written for the Disney Kink Meme.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Canvas
Author:

cat_77
Rating: R
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanova
Length: 00:07:19

Author's Summary: Let me paint you a picture so that you can see me from the inside.

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Points: (1+10)x1 = 11

Title: Making Captain
Author:

neveralarch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Discworld
Pairing: Carrot Ironfoundersson/Angua von Uberwald
Length: 00:03:52

Author's Summary: When Angua makes Captain, Carrot isn't the first to congratulate her.

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Points: (5+10)x1 = 15

Title: Five Things About Nikita Spike Would Love
Author:

gwyneth
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: La Femme Nikita, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:01:41

Author's Summary: For rainkatt, 5 things about Nikita that Spike would love.

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Points: (5+5+10+10)x1 = 30

Title: Different For Girls
Author:

paperclipbitch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairing: Kalique Abrasax/Jupiter Jones
Length: 00:03:09

Author's Summary: Not everything Kalique told Jupiter was a lie.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Leaving Town Alive
Author:

inlovewithnight
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Angel the Series
Pairing: Winifred Burkle/Charles Gunn
Length: 00:05:00

Author's Summary: (After the big reset, among other things, it's hard to keep to a linear thought, it's hard to think things in a steady order without drifting away into a dozen other possibilities that might or might not have happened already and been cast away by restless, childish Powers That Be being careless with their toys.)

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Points: (5+10)x1 = 15

Title: If
Author:

imaginary_golux
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Mulan
Pairing: Fa Mulan/Li Shang
Length: 00:04:02

Author's Summary: Sometimes Shang likes to pretend that Mulan was really a man. Mulan has no objections to helping.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Other Side of Town
Author:

storiesfortravellers
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Alec Hardison/Parker, Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer, Aimee Martin/Eliot Spencer
Length: 00:07:21

Author's Summary: Noir AU (cracky version), where Eliot is a private investigator, and Parker/Hardison are a couple of thieves who get under his skin. Hardison/Parker, with pre-Hardison/Parker/Eliot and past Eliot/Aimee.

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Points: (5+10+5+10)x1 = 30

Title: Read Aloud
Author:

neveralarch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Pairing: Gen
Length: 00:04:56

Author's Summary: Donna's one-woman show reading the phonebook.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Burn This Floor
Author:

paperclipbitch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Agents of SHIELD
Pairing: Jemma Simmons/Skye
Length: 00:02:49

Author's Summary: “You could be more obvious,” Trip says behind her.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Silver
Author:

ChokolatteJedi
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Dollhouse
Pairing: Alpha/Echo
Length: 00:01:49

Author's Summary: He doesn't know why Echo is only silver.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Entrenchment
Author:

staranise
Rating: PG
Fandom: Captain America (movie'verse)
Pairing: Steve Rogers/James “Bucky” Barnes
Length: 00:07:54

Author's Summary: Once Paris was liberated Dernier got them "billeted" at a brothel run by a woman he knew. It had hot running water, clean beds, and good soap, and Steve and Bucky didn't ever see much of Paris apart from it.

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Points: (5+5)x1 = 10

Title: Just Fucking Sleep
Author:

legete
Rating: PG
Fandom: Avengers (movie'verse)
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:03:09

Author's Summary: Nick Fury just wants everyone to bunk down for the night, that's all.

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Points: (1+5)x1 = 6

Title: Learning Curve
Author:

paperclipbitch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Spider-Man
Pairing: Gwen Stacy/Gwen Stacy
Length: 00:02:55

Author's Summary: This stopped being scientific a good half-hour ago.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: The Mystery of Dinosaurs
Author:

neveralarch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Dinosaur Comics
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:03:28

Author's Summary: Utahraptor likes to think of himself as a pretty sensible guy!

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Five pieces of information about the Ancients that Sheppard would like downloaded into his brain
Author:

torakowalski
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Length: 00:07:41

Author's Summary: The title says it all, I think.

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Points: (1+1)x1 = 2

Title: Singapore Sling
Author:

paperclipbitch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Agents of SHIELD
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:03:00

Author's Summary: “You know, we never used to have Official SHIELD Women’s Cocktail Nights,” Jemma says.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Idunn’s Apples
Author:

staranise
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Captain America, Thor
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:06:15

Author's Summary: Sif has heard from one of Thor's comrades of a woman most brave and valiant in battle. Old age has nearly felled her, but the Asgardians have a cure for that--if Peggy's willing to take it.

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Points: (5+5+5+10)x1 = 25

Title: Seskatchewan
Author:

sister_wolf
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Avengers (movie'verse)
Pairing: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanova
Length: 00:06:24

Author's Summary: Clint and Natasha like to play a game they call "Saskatchewan," for reasons that they both claim to have forgotten by now. It's just a Clint-and-Natasha thing.

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Points: (1+10)x1 = 11

Title: Trade Negotiations
Author:

paperclipbitch
Rating: R
Fandom: Frozen, Brave
Pairing: Elsa/Merida
Length: 00:02:55

Author's Summary: The best thing about “trade negotiations” is that no one is ever likely interrupt them.

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Points: (10+10+10)x1 = 30

Title: Tell Everyone About Me
Author:

neveralarch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Dinosaur Comics
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:04:45

Author's Summary: The secret life of Dromeceiomimus

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Crumpets
Author:

imaginary_golux
Rating: R
Fandom: The Great Mouse Detective
Pairing: Basil of Baker Street/Dawson
Length: 00:03:03

Author's Summary: The prompt: CANNOT FIGHT CRIME, DAWSON. AM CRUMPETLESS. Written for the Disney Kink Meme.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Panic! at the Memory Loss
Author:

imperfectcircle
Rating: PG
Fandom: Bandom (Panic! at the Disco)
Pairing: Spencer Smith/John Walker, Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie
Length: 00:06:00

Author's Summary: Today on Poor Impulse Control Theatre, we proudly present Panic! at the Memory Loss, key moments from a memory loss cliché fic.

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Points: (1+10+10)x1 = 21

Title: Hers
Author:

ArwenLune
Rating: PG
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairing: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Length: 00:07:57

Author's Summary: He'd like to sit at her feet.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: One Way It Could Have Happened
Author:

incapricious
Rating: PG
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:05:03

Author's Summary: Why do bees detect and protect royalty? Because Balem's mother won't let him have the entire species eliminated and the Gene Overseer doesn't want to die.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: Prometheus Unbound
Author:

storiesfortravellers
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Highlander
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:06:31

Author's Summary: Methos doesn't believe in redemption. Until he meets the Winter Soldier.

AKA Methos thinking about how science might change the rules of the Game.

For this prompt at comment-fic on livejournal: Avengers movieverse/Highlander, Methos + Bucky, Death and his soldier.

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Points: (5+5+5+5) = 20

Title: Five Things Xander Wishes He Didn’t Know About Anya
Author:

gwyneth
Rating: PG
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/Anya Jenkins
Length: 00:01:47

Author's Summary: For gelasius, 5 things Xander wishes he didn't know about Anya

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Points: (5+10)x1 = 15

Title: Making Your Way
Author:

neveralarch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Making Fiends
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:04:05

Author's Summary: Markus Mendeyez owns Clamburg's only roadside onion stand. It's kind of rough.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Title: an untitled tumblr ficlet, in which there is a happy alternate universe
Author:

gyzym
Rating: PG
Fandom: Captain America
Pairing: Steve Rogers/James “Bucky” Barnes
Length: 00:05:45

Author's Summary: au where their lives aren’t constantly plauged by pain and they’re free to be ridiculous young adults in love that stare at each other fondly.

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Points: (5+5)x1 = 10

Title: They come to life when you're not looking
Author:

storiesfortravellers
Rating: R
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:05:31

Author's Summary: AU where they are all dolls on a toyshop shelf, but they still work as a team. Humorfic and, obviously, CRACK.

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Points: (5+5)x1 = 10

Title: Oh Say Can You See
Author:

imaginary_golux
Rating: PG
Fandom: Avengers (movie'verse)
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:02:15

Author's Summary: Tony really, really wants Bruce to wear this shirt to the Independence Day parade.

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Points: (1+5)x1 = 6

Title: spirit of the sea
Author:

tigriswolf
Rating: PG
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Calypso/Jack Sparrow, Black Pearl/Jack Sparrow
Length: 00:02:11

Author's Summary: Clever Jack will come back. [The Black Pearl waits.]

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Points: (10+10+10)x1 = 30

Title: Five Dates Tony Should Have Known Were Going To End Badly
Author:

storiesfortravellers
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Avengers (movie'verse), Chuck, Eureka, White Collar, Sherlock (tv)
Pairing: Nathan Stark/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Tony Stark, Neal Caffrey/Tony Stark, John Casey/Tony Stark, Sherlock Holmes/Tony Stark
Length: 00:06:29

Author's Summary: For misura for the Five Things Meme for the prompt: "Five Dates Tony Should Have Known Were Going to End Badly in Hindsight"

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Points: (1+10+10+5+1+10+10+10+10+10)x1 = 77

Title: if the worst should happen
Author:

tigriswolf
Rating: PG
Fandom: The Hobbit
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:01:50

Author's Summary: Neither of them has ever seen Erebor at its full glory, from the top of the mountain to the deepest mine.

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Points: (5+10)x1 = 15

Title: Dangerous Cargo
Author:

storiesfortravellers
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Firefly, Captain America (movie'verse)
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:05:37

Author's Summary: The crew of Serenity find another cryobox, with Bucky Barnes inside.

Slightly fluffy.

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Points: (5+5+5+5) = 20

Title: The old hope is hardest to be lost
Author:

tigriswolf
Rating: PG
Fandom: Captain America (movie'verse)
Pairing: Steve Rogers/James “Bucky” Barnes
Length: 00:05:55

Author's Summary: He spent 25 years as a little guy and then 3 as Captain America, so when the pulse of light hits him and he's suddenly a foot shorter and wheezing, it doesn't even faze him. It's everybody else that freaks out.

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Points: (5+5)x1 = 10

Title: Chance Encounter
Author:

secondalto
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Angel the Series, Bones
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:04:16

Author's Summary: Angel meets Booth.

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Points: (5+5+5+5) = 20

Title: The Greater Night Vale Medical Community
Author:

neveralarch
Rating: PG
Fandom: Parks and Recreation (fusion with Night Vale)
Pairing: gen
Length: 00:05:05

Author's Summary: Leslie meets Night Vale's newest nurse.

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Points: (10+10)x1 = 20

Total Points: 929

Your anthology entry is up here! I shall be back after I get up all your individual entries!

Hello again!

One correction: Chance Encounter looks like it should be 35 points (Angel isn't on the gen list, and Bones is not on the list at all).

And I think there's another html error; perhaps something with the cut tags? I don't see The Test, and the listings for Smile and Windows seem to be merged.

~ jesperanda

Four tries later, I think I got it so that the cut actually works! And doesn't delete anything!

I trust your podmod-ing to know points. No disputes on this end.

I've been working my way through these over the last week, and just SO MUCH LOVE! Life has been so busy recently, these little bite-sized podfics are perfect for wedging into the downtime. \o/ You are awesome!

Three Times A Week, For A Year: a multi-fandom podfic anthology

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